Lance (better known as Lance the Pants), is a student at Third Street School. He only appears in The A.V. Kid. He is shown to be a typical nerd, with glasses, reddish brown curly hair, a tucked in pink shirt, jeans with belt, blue socks, brown and white shoes and a blue tie. He is tall and skinny. Lance the Pants is shown to be the school nerd, in both his appearance and mannerisms. He was a finalist to become the next A.V. Kid, along with T.J. and Vince. Lance wins and becomes the new A.V. Kid despite T.J and Vince succeding in the final task while Lance failed miserably. The previous A.V. Kid explained that while they did suceed. Lance won because the A.V. Kid is a solitary job with no time for friends, and they must solve problems by themselves.
Voice: Young Guy
Friends: Brock, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg, Gus Griswald, Randall Weems, Menlo, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, Miss Grotke, the Ashleys, Scribe Kid, Jordan and Jerome, King Bob and other good Third Street School students
Enemies: Earwin Lawson, Gelman, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Sue Bob Murphy, Lazy Kid, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo and Kurst the Worst
Likes: Visiting his friend Brock in Middle School, and working in the A.V. Room
Dislikes: Being picked on by bullies (especially Lawson and Gelman), troublemakers causing trouble (mainly Lawson) and being framed by troublemakers
- He only appears in "The A.V. Kid", and is never seen nor mentioned again.
- He is voiced by Pamela Hayden, who is famous for her role as Milhouse Van Houten on "The Simpsons"