This is a GoAnimate video with the plot and transcript being created by PB&Jotterisnumber1.
Calum1998 creates two fake VHS openings on YouTube and then purchases Barney's Great Adventure on DVD and South Park: The Stick of Truth for the XBOX 360. His dad comes and grounds him. His dad also calls Sophie the Otter and many other GoAnimate users over to Calum's house to teach him a strong, strict, and severe lesson, banning him from doing anything Barney or South Park-related with punishments such as Disney shows, movies and Magic Window VHS tapes.
(May 2, 2014)
[Calum1998 is sitting in his bedroom]
Calum: "B-O-R-E-D. What does it spell? Bored! I have an idea! I can act just like Warren Cook's evil imposter and make some fake VHS openings! After that, I will buy Barney's Great Adventure and South Park: The Stick of Truth!"
[Calum goes on his computer and starts creating a pair of fake VHS openings on YouTube]
[30 minutes later]
Calum: "Perfect! I made the Opening to Barney's Imagination Island VHS from 1976 and the Opening to South Park: The Complete Third Season VHS from 1985. They are both real and not fake! I will jump out of this window and get Barney's Great Adventure and South Park: Stick of Truth!"
[Calum jumps out of the bedroom window and goes to Walmart]
Calum: "Can I have Barney's Great Adventure on DVD and South Park: The Stick of Truth for the XBOX 360, please?"
Store Manager: (handing out the two requested items) "Here you go."
Calum: "Thank you very much!"
[Cut to: Calum at home]
Calum: "Now I will play South Park: The Stick of Truth and watch Barney's Great Adventure."
[3 hours later]
Calum: "Brilliant! South Park: Stick of Truth beats every other video game on Earth! The same goes to Barney's Great Adventure, which is the best movie ever besides South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."
Calum's Father: (walking into the scene) "Calum, what are you doing?" (Becomes shocked) "Dear lord! Is that a Barney's Great Adventure DVD and a South Park: The Stick of Truth game?"
Calum: "Dad, I made both of them out of cardboard!"
Calum's Father: "That's not true! You must've purchased them from Walmart while grounded! Plus, I would like to check YouTube to see if you did anything bad on the site."
[15 minutes later]
Calum's Father: "I checked YouTube and you just started making fake VHS openings just like Warren Cook's evil imposter. They were both 100% fake with no doubt! Barney's Imagination Island was released in 1994, not 1976. And South Park: The Complete 3rd Season was released on DVD in 2003, not on VHS in 1985! For lying, starting to create fake VHS openings, and purchasing a Barney and a South Park-related item with no permission granted, you will be grounded grounded grounded grounded for humanity! Now, I will give you clues about someone who will arrive here very shortly, so pay attention and listen carefully. She is related to 3 characters from a Jumbo Pictures TV program that premiered in 1998, has fur that is the same color as the Nickelodeon logo, and her first name means 'wisdom' in Greek."
(Sophie the Otter arrives inside a bubble by descending slowly towards the ground. The bubble pops, releasing her.)
Calum: "Oh no! Not that stupid otter geek from Supernanny: The Theory of Nicole named Sophie!"
Sophie the Otter: "It is me, Sophie Bernadette Otter. I was born in Lake Hoohaw and raised in Howdydoo Island for a few years! I know you from the Internet and you shouldn't buy anything related to either the Barney franchise or the South Park TV program while you're still grounded! Plus, I checked YouTube and realized that you uploaded the two fake VHS openings your father mentioned! As a result, I will return the two items to Walmart while your father closes your YouTube account!"
Calum: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Please don't take my things away and close my account!"
Sophie the Otter: "Too bad. We're doing it, no conversation."
[30 minutes later]
Calum's Father: "Stop crying like a 6 month old! I will call more GoAnimate users on the phone! They will be here in 20 minutes outside at the backyard!"
[20 minutes later]
Calum's Father: "Calum, lots of people have to speak with you."
Sophie the Otter: "Your father has brought you Louielouie95, TacoComedian, David the Animation Guy, Samuel, Joey King, WilliamWill2343, Kristin Konkle, Phillip Psareas, HeroesYes VillainsNo, MountainDewGuy2001, Kawaii Sugarbunni, TheTailsGirl Jade, AngryWalkthroughs, Mp4to7rcomedian1999, Trinity Hayes, Sam Chen, RobertCoatesAnimation, Dylan Priest, the good Warren Cook, EVComedian2000, Optimus500050, Igor the Mii, Shauna, PaperPizza, Alex Kimble, and ShimmeringNight. Let's start with Louielouie95."
Louielouie95: "I'm Louielouie95, and I cannot believe that you made two fake VHS openings and buying Barney's Great Adventure and South Park: The Stick of Truth without permission. You know that you cannot watch, play, or listen to anything related to Barney or South Park while grounded."
TacoComedian: "My name's TacoComedian! Calum, you're the worst Barney and South Park lover since the beginning of time."
David the Animation Guy: "I am David the Animation Guy. Stop trying to mimic Warren's evil imposter and buying things without permission, because it is not good etiquette."
Samuel: "I am Samuel. You will play Just Dance games for the rest of your life."
Joey King: "My name is Joey King. You will also watch my films that are not related to Barney or South Park."
WilliamWill2343: "Hey! WilliamWill2343 here! Calum, you're going to become a Disney, MGM, FOX, Paramount, Nickelodeon, PBS Kids, and Marvel lover like I am!"
Kristin Konkle: "My name's Kristin Konkle! You are sooooooooo terrible, despicable, horrible, atrocious, abysmal, awful, evil, cruel, nasty, stupid, and any other insulting adjective you can think of!"
Phillip Psareas: "I'm Phillip Psareas. You'll watch my execution video out of you. Why? Because you're my enemy!"
HeroesYes VillainsNo: "I am HeroesYes VillainsNo. Calum, no one likes you at all. You're a troublemaking brat who wants to have everything they want!"
MountainDewGuy2001: "I'm MountainDewGuy2001. You cannot go to Barney live shows anymore. You will also no longer play any South Park pinball machines."
Kawii Sugarbunni: "I'm Kawii Sugarbunni. You also cannot play South Park video games anymore as well."
TheTailsGirlJade: "I'm TheTailsGirlJade.