Cookie Monster's Worst Birthday Ever

Transcript

(Cookie Monster's alarm clock goes off and he wakes up)

Cookie Monster: Today it's me birthday! Me so excited! Me can't wait till me get me birthday presents and me friends are comig over for me birthday party! This going to be the best birthday this year! And me got to write me birthday list to give to Dad!

ME Birthday List

Sesame Street DVDS

Xbox One

WWE  2k19

One Million Dollars

Cookies

Cookie Monster: Now me birthday list is finished! Now me have to give this to Dad.

(Downstairs)

Cookie Monster: Dad, Me've finished me birthday list!

Dad: What are you talking about, Cookie Monster? You're getting nothing on your birthday, remember?

Cookie Monster: What are you talking about, Dad? It's me birthday and me getting presents and me friends are coming over.

Dad: Friends? You don't have good friends, and you only have Elmo stupid! And the reason why you're getting nothing on your birthday because you got in trouble in school on Wednesday and got detention. And one month ago you have sabotaged Tiffanye for getting free cookies, and she has banned you for going to her bakery for 6 months. And remember Monday in school you've been bringing flamethrowers in class. And you've have destroy the buildings for 10 months ago. And you had a test on week ago and you failed! So no birthday for you this year for all this trouble-making you got into.

Cookie Monster: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no you messed up me birthday again! (in Wilt's voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dad: I don't care how you feel you're still not getting jack on your birthday. And that's final! Now go upstairs, now!

(Upstairs in Macusoper's room)

Cookie Monster: Man, Dad mess up me birthday again! They do this jack every year! So me get no presents, no Sesame Street DVD, no Xbox one, no WWE 2k19, no money, and no cookies.

(Cookie Monster's Dad arrive)

Dad: Hey Cookie Monster I got some presents for you.

Cookie Monster: Is it Sesame Street DVD's, Xbox One, WWE 2k19, Cookies, and One Million Dollars?

Dad: No! it's better!!!

Cookie Monster: What is it?!

Dad (Angrily): You're only birthday present is! 3, 2, 1.

Dad: YOU'RE GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED BIG TIME! GO TO BED NOW AND THAT'S YOUR PRESENTS!

Cookie Monsterer: HOW DARE YOU TRICK ME! Me present got to be grounded!

Dad: That was your only gift. Now go to bed now like I said, and give me this list too, I will erase this jack and I will write a apology letter to Tiffanye for the free cookies.

Cookie Monster: Me can't believe it! Dad had to trick me for giving me birthday presents and grounding me for my present. And Dad is erasing me birthday list and write an apology letter to Tiffanye for the free cookies at the bakery. This is the worst birthday Ever! And me life is miserable!

Dad: COOKIE MONSTER! SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!

Cast

Cookie Monster: Scary Voice

Dad: Kidaroo