Smart-Ass Phone

Transcript
(It is raining very heavily, Daphne is running to her house as quickly as she can, with her smartphone in her hand. Luckily, the phone is waterproof, so it doesn't get damaged. Unfortunately, it keeps making snarky remarks as Daphne rushes to her house)

Phone: Why are you running?

Daphne: Because it's pouring rain!

Phone: It is?

Daphne: Well, duh!

Phone: Sorry, I hadn't noticed.

Daphne: How could you not notice?

Phone: Oh, well. What's a little moisture, right?

(As Daphne finally gets home, she mutters to her brother about how snarky her waterproof phone is)

Daphne: Waterproof phones are getting cocky, have you noticed?

Phone: Do you need to seal yourself in a bag of rice for a few days? I'll wait.