Jason’s Punishment Day

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Nature Cat, Nature Cat, Nature Cat So what are we waiting for? We're so excited to explore. All that nature has in store With Nature Cat Go go go! Tally-ho! Go go go! Tally-ho! Nature Cat, Nature Cat, Nature Cat Tally-ho! Nature Cat, Nature Cat, Nature Cat Tally-ho!
 * *Johnny Bravo title theme plays* Jason’s Punishment Day
 * Dad: Jason I cannot you got expelled for watching Josie and the Pussycats. Your school is forb you to watch that show. That’s it! Today is punishment day. And we have a special guest. Our special guest is. Kai Lan
 * Kai Lan appears *Dramatic cue from SpongeBob*
 * Jason: Oh no! Not Kai Lan!
 * Kai Lan: That is me. I came here because MrEmperorCJ requested in the comments to have me in this video. And MrEmperorCJ likes my show! And by the way, today is punishment day!
 * Dad: First Punishment! Drilling your nose.
 * Jason: Dad. Don’t you dare drill my nose.
 * Dad: Say all you want Jason!
 * *Dad drills Jason’s nose*
 * Jason: *screams like Luigi*
 * Kai Lan: Second punishment, cancelling Ed Edd n Eddy! Hello? Is this the Cartoon Network Studios?
 * Man: Yes! What is it Kai Lan?
 * Kai Lan: Can you cancel Ed Edd n Eddy? Because he got suspended for watching that show!
 * Man: Oh god damn it! The teachers to,d him not to watch that show! We will cancel that show immediately!
 * Kai Lan: Thanks bye! Now that Ed Edd n Eddy is cancelled, you’re not going to talk about that show in school because that is inappropriate!
 * Dad: Third Punishment, hot sauce
 * Dad: Open your mouth right now!
 * Jason: No!
 * Kai Lan: Do it!
 * *Jason opens his mouth*
 * Kai Lan: Forth Punishment, Cold! Shower!
 * *Jason cries like Caillou as he is in the shower*
 * Kai Lan: Guys! Don’t comment saying “Mr. Carter should be in jail!“ because like MrEmperorCJ, Mr. Carter likes Ni Hao Kai Lan. That is his favorite show! And Jason, get out now!
 * Dad: Cry all you want! Because Fifth Punishment! Listening to the Nature Cat theme song!
 * Radio: That’s me, Fred the House Cat. When my family leaves for the day, I don’t just sit sinside watching the world go by. I become. Nature Cat Backyard Explorer Extraordinaire. Go go go! Tally-ho! Go go go! Tally-ho! We're climbing up the trees now. We're swinging through the breeze nowNWe're getting muddy knees now With Nature Cat Nature Cat, Nature Cat
 * Kai Lan: Sixth Punishment. Rintoo will take away your Ed Edd n Eddy and Scooby Doo stuff. And he will replace it with Ni Hao Kai Lan And other Nickelodeon stuff!
 * *Rintoo replaces them with Nickelodeon and adds Disney stuff.*
 * Dad: Seventh Punishment, go upstairs to your room now and start watching House of Mouse
 * *Jason cries*