Lawson and the Recess Bullies Sing Greased Lightnin'

At the park, Lawson was asking his friends Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

Lawson: Hey guys! Do you want to make a band while our parents are at the store shopping?

Gelman: Yes!

Mundy: Yes!

Skeens: Yes!

Lawson: OK! Now let's go get our instruments and we'll start our band!

Then Lawson and his friends went off to get their instruments. Later they got their instruments and went back to the park, Lawson had a plan.

Lawson: Alright! We got our instruments! I will do the singing with the microphone!

Gelman: I will play the drum sets!

Mundy: I will play the electric guitar!

Skeens: And I will play the rock guitar!

Lawson: OK! Which song do you want to sing?

Gelman: Greased Lightnin'!

Lawson: OK! Is everybody ready?

Gelman: Ready!

Mundy: Ready!

Skeens: Ready!

Lawson: Alright! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'.

Lawson: ''Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!''

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Lawson: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Mundy: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Skeens: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Gelman: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Mundy: ''With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. ''

Skeens: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

That very night at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.

Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you - the Lawson Packrat Boy Band!

The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens had practiced playing their instruments. Lawson had an announcement.

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you very much! That's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'.

Lawson: ''Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!''

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Lawson: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Mundy: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Skeens: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Gelman: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Mundy: ''With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. ''

Skeens: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: ''Ah, ah. ''

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens:  Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Lawson: Thank you verymuch everybody! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!

Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.

Music Director: Thanks for watching the Lawson Packrat Boys band play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone!