Adventures of Sophie Rochester theme song bloopers

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Director: Places everyone, The adventures of Sophie Rochester, take 1! Lights, Camera, Action!

Sophie: this is me, Sophie Rochester, lead singer of the homage 1990s

Director: Cut! This is Rated TV-Y, not TV-14!

(Color bars: Take 2)

Sophie: this is me, Sophie, lead singer of the 1980s

director: cut!

(Color bars: Take 3)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my brother David!

Director: Cut! That's not David Smith, that's Eddie K. Poloncarz?

(Color bars: Take 4)

Sophie: This is me, Joseph Poloncarz!

Director: Cut! Your not a boy, and your name is Sophie Rochester, not Joseph Poloncarz!

(Color bars: Take 5)

Sophie: This is me, sophie Rochester, lead singer of the homage 1990s and welcome to heaven, and I'm an angel!

Director: Cut! This isn't heaven, and your not an angel!

Sophie: Oh for the love of God!

(Color bars: Take 6)

Sophie: my friends are left eye, water watch girl...

Director: Cut! That's not Terri lopes AKA water watch girl, that's Zara Dawson?

Lydia: Zara, get off the stage right now!

(Color bars: Take 7)

Eric Smith: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith! And this is my...cough cough, cough cough!

Director: Cut! Eric, are you alright?

Eric Smith: Give me some water please?

(Color bars: Take 8)

Sophie: Spoiler warning! This is me, Sophie Rochester!

Director: Cut! We are not doing a delayed tape or a spoiler warning, this is live!

Sophie: Oh for crying out loud!

(Color bars: Take 9)

Sophie: This is me, sophie Rochester, lead singer of the...

Director: Cut! Why are you in your bra and underwear!

Sophie: Whoops!

(Color bars: Take 10)

Sophie: Order in the court, order in the court! This is me, Sophie Rochester!

Director: Cut! This isn't the courthouse, this is a 3 story house. You will upset the 1990s fans and we’re not playing Judge Judy!

Sophie: Objection Director, how dare you think this is a 3 story house. That's it, I'm suing you!

Director: missy, please be nice?

(Color bars: Take 11)

Sophie: This is me, sophie Rochester, lead singer of the homage 1990s, and guess what? I'm sexy and I know it!

Director: Cut! We're not singing I'm sexy and I know It by LMFAO.

(Color bars: Take 12)

Sophie: This is me, sophie Rochester, and I got a song for you, Mamma Mia, here I go again!

Director: Cut! Your not singing ABBA's Mamma Mia!

(Colour bars: take 13)

Sophie: that is my annoying friend, left eye

Director: Cut! That's very rude to lydia like that!

(color bars: take 14)

Sophie: that is my angry annoying group cariba, Carlos and Logan!

Director: Cut! That's very rude to those guys! Now let's try that again!

Cariba, logan and Carlos: Abby hatchet, what is wrong with you!

(Color bars: Take 15)

sophie: And that is my stupid boyfriend, matrix.

Director: Hold on, cut! That's not leon, that's Zack Dawson! And also don't call matrix stupid, that was very unnecessary!

(Color bars: Take 16)

Sophie: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a...

Director: Cut! This is not Dirty Harry!

sophie: This is me, sophie, and However, The Teletubbies sucks!

Director: Cut!

(colour bars: take 17)

Sophie: Coming up next on TeenNick, It's the adventures of Sophie Rochester! This is me...

Director: Cut! This is not a coming up next bumper

(color bars: take 18)

Sophie: that is my hip hop friends

Lydia, holly, leon, Johnathan, Terri, cariba, Logan and Carlos: Yo, what's up my homies!

Director: Cut! This is not the rap style of the adventures of Sophie Rochester!

(Color bars: take 18)

sophie: that is my favourite warioware character, 9 volt

director: cut!

(color bars: take 19)

sophie: this is me, sophie Rochester! And it's time for Cherry the Sackboy's Storytime.

Director: Cut! This is not the time to play Cherry the Sackboy's Storytime!

sophie: how about baby sophie?

director: no!

sophie: maybe Sing Along with Joyce and Jane?

director: no! Joyce and Jane are dead

sophie: Can you play Art with Ann?

director: no!