Video:Godzilla Throws Abuse Filter Up to the Sun

Abuse Filter, it's time to read that page!

(Inspired by the Enormous Crocodile)

Godzilla was very angry about Applemasterexpert.

Godzilla: Man! I hate Abuse Filter so much because he's the worst user ever and won't let me and other anons create new pages! I wish I can get rid of him. I know! I will throw Abuse Filter up to the sun. Hahahahahaha!

Then Godzilla went off to find Abuse Filter, and then he walked over to the spot where Abuse Filter was standing, and quick as a flash he picked Godzilla up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air.

Abuse Filter: Hey! Let me go! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Godzilla: No. I won't let you go. You are the worst user ever who never lets me and other anons create new pages.

Godzilla began to swing Abuse Filter round and round in the air. At first, he swung him slowly. Then he swung him faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Abuse Filter was just a blurry circle going round and round Godzilla's head.

Suddenly, Godzilla let go of Abuse Filter's leg, and Abuse Filter went shooting high up into the sky like a huge rocket. Up and up he went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. He was going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. He whizzed on and on. He whizzed far into space. He whizzed past the moon. He whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...

With the most tremendous BANG! Abuse Filter crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And he was sizzled up like a sausage! Then a sausage fell back to Godzilla, and he ate it up.

Godzilla: Mmm, nice sausage! That's a good meal!

Then Godzilla cheered.

Godzilla: Yaaaaaay! Abuse Filter is dead for good! He'll never stop me or other anons from creating new pages ever again!

Back home, Godzilla's dad was very proud of Godzilla.

Godzilla's dad: Godzilla, thank you for throwing Abuse Filter up to the hot sun! You know I hate him so much! And where did you get the idea from?

Godzilla: Um, um, um, I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. I really hate Abuse Filter, because he sucks. He's the worst user ever. He's stupid, and I hate him!

Godzilla's dad: And he deserved it! You are ungrounded! You can do whatever you like!

Godzilla: Thank you, dad!

CAST

Scary voice as Godzilla

Eric as Abuse Filter

Wiseguy as Godzilla's dad