Performance Art

Plot
Eric tricks Dylan out of his money by promising to show some performance art.

Transcript
(Eric is sitting in front of a cardboard box with a sign that says "Performance Art, $1.00. Dylan arrives and sees what Eric is doing)

Dylan: What's this?

Eric: Pay up and you'll find out!

Dylan: I'm not paying money to hear you sing a song or recite a poem!

Eric: It's not that kind of performance! It's avant-garde! But hey, if you think it's over your head...

Dylan: What?

(Dylan hands a dollar to Eric)

Dylan: Nothing's over my head, dude. Here's your buck.

(Dylan waits for Eric to do some performance art, but nothing is happening)

Dylan: Well? Let's see it!

Eric: You just did! That was it! It's a scathing commentary on the gullibility of the American consumer.

(Dylan realizes that it was just a phony scheme Eric came up with to trick him out of his money. Infuriated by this, he strangles Eric. Two people walk by and see Dylan beating Eric up, and they believe that it's performance art)

Julie: They call that performance art?

Brian: I don't know much about art, but that's worth a dollar!