Custard rants on Disney/Beaten up by Patty Rabbit

Summary
Jazzi gets ungrounded for stealing Frank's iPad and eating Brenda.

Cast
Jazzi (Emma)

Frank (David)

Brenda (Jersey Girl)

Mr. Dallas (Dallas)

Principal Eric (Eric)

Azura (Princess)

Transcript
Jazzi: Wow, an iPad. That belongs to Frank.

(takes iPad)

Frank: My day at school was the best part of all.

Brenda: Yes it was.

(both gasp)

Frank: My iPad! It was here a minute ago! Wait a minute! I know it! It was Jazzi! She must have stolen it!

(back in class)

Mr. Dallas: What's that?

Jazzi: I stole Frank's iPad because he is the worst student ever in class.

Brenda: What are you doing with my boyfriend's iPad?! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

Jazzi: I will not give your boyfriend back his iPad! He doesn't deserve it! If you bribe me to give back his iPad, I will eat you!

Brenda: Give it back!

Jazzi: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That's it! I eat you!

Brenda: (as she's being caught by Jazzi) What are you doing?! Put me down! Put me- (gets sliced, then Jazzi eats her)

Frank: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you eat my girlfriend?!

Mr. Dallas: And you deserve it! You kept on watching porn shows with your girlfriend! Go to the principal's office right now! (to Jazzi) As for you, Jazzi, you have the rest of the school day off. Go home now.

Principal: You are expelled!

(at home)

Jazzi: Mom, where's my Dad?

Azura: Your dad is giving Evil Fifi punishments. Anyways, thanks for stealing Frank's iPad and killing his girlfriend. You are now ungrounded for life.

Jazzi: Thanks, Mom. You're the best songstress ever.

Trivia

 * The scene where Jazzi eats Brenda is a reference to Blood C.