What a wonderful day awards show: 2nd place

Transcript

Marc summers: welcome back! Time to announce our 2nd place

(Envelope)

Marc summers: and 2nd place goes to... help! (Bananarama and lanlaneeneenoonoo version) please welcome the baby tv turtle and monkey!

(Audience cheers)

Turtle: the song was so awesome in honour of charity in 1989

Monkey: and look at that, the Caucasian siblings, African siblings and Asian siblings now have got children, look!

Turtle: so now, the time has come to hear the siblings sing a song

Monkey: and here they are, the siblings!

Chris: One two three...

Pui: Wait wait wait, what's the first line again ?

Chris: Help !

Pui: Oh yeah.

Chris: One two...

Pui: Help !

Chris: No wait !

Pui: Sorry.

Chris: One two three four

Both: Help! I need somebody Help! Not just anybody Help! You know I need someone Help! When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down Down down down And I do appreciate you being 'round 'Round 'round 'round Help me get my feet back on the ground Ground ground ground Won't you please, please help me

Sarah Jane: Pete, look, I think I'm a bit toppy.

Justin: And I'm a bit bottomy, Pete.

Pui And Justin: And now my life has changed in oh so many ways My independence seems to vanish in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know that I just need you like I've never done before (chorus) Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

Sarah Jane: HELP!

Both: And I do appreciate you being 'round

Justin: HELP!

Both: Help me get my feet back on the ground

sarah Jane: HELP!

Both: Won't you please, please help me

Sid: They're gonna take the Bananas off 'ere aren't they?

Rebecca: Yeah. They're just doing backing vocals. We're singing the medley.

Sid: Well, we better be. Otherwise there'll be trouble.

Rebecca: Hm, hm !

Both: When I was younger, so much younger than today I never needed anybody's help in any way And now those days are gone, I'm not so self assured Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the door

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down

Rebecca: Down

Both: And I do appreciate you being 'round

Sid: 'Round

Both: Help me get my feet back on the ground

Rebecca: Ground

All siblings: Won't you please, please help me Help me, help me, Ooh

Chris and Sarah Jane: Oooooooh...

Chris: Oh, the Bananas finished too early again.

Sarah Jane: I know.

Pui: That's it. I'm leaving, forget now Pete. Oh, that's in the can Pete, it's in the can!

Justin: You can join their group, then.

Sid: It's in the can, it's a wrap, it's a wrap.

Rebecca: Shut up, Kim !