Wish Fulfillment

(Alice and Chad are out in their backyard at night. Alice is looking at the stars and trying to make a wish on them, but every time she sees something that looks like a Star, Chad corrects her)

Alice: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight.

Chad: That's not a star. That's Jupiter.

Alice: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight...

Chad: That's Saturn.

Alice: Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight...

Chad: That's an airplane.

Alice: Star light, star bright...Oh, wait. That's the moon.

Chad: This is too painful. I'm going inside.

(As Chad leaves, Alice realizes that she got her wish after all)

Alice: Well, whaddya know? I got my wish anyway!