Dark Bloom Gets Grounded on Christmas

Dark Blooms writes a list about what she wants for Christmas to Santa Claus. However, she did not get what she wanted. Instead, she gets baby show and Disney themed presents not made by 4Kids Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Paramount and other Viacom related companies. She also gets a letter from Dylan Priest and the good Warren Cook.

Transcript Dark Bloom: "Man I'm so B to the O to the R to the E to the D what does that spell? Bored, what should I do? I know I will write something I want for Christmas."

My Wish List:
 * Burger King Gift Card
 * KFC Gift Card
 * Taco Bell Gift Card
 * Pizza Hut Gift Card
 * Arby's Gift Card
 * Burger King Gift Card
 * KFC Gift Card
 * Taco Bell Gift Card
 * Pizza Hut Gift Card
 * Arby's Gift Card
 * Burger King Gift Card
 * KFC Gift Card
 * Taco Bell Gift Card
 * Pizza Hut Gift Card
 * Arby's Gift Card
 * Burger King Gift Card
 * KFC Gift Card
 * Taco Bell Gift Card
 * Pizza Hut Gift Card
 * Arby's Gift Card
 * KFC Gift Card
 * Taco Bell Gift Card
 * Pizza Hut Gift Card
 * Arby's Gift Card

Dark Bloom: "There! Now my list is done. Now to go to my room and sleep until Christmas Day."

[ Next morning ]

Dark Bloom: "It's Christmas morning. And I hope the Santa Claus left me some presents made by 4Kids Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Paramount and other Viacom related companies."

[ In the kitchen, Dark Bloom is shocked that the presents made by 4Kids Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Paramount and other Viacom related companies is not on the table. ]

Dark Bloom: "Wah! (10x) Santa Claus didn't leave me any presents made by 4Kids Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Paramount and other Viacom related companies."

Bloom: "That's right, Dark Bloom. You were on Santa's naughty list because you have been a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad girl. But I do have something."

Dark Bloom: "Really? Where are they?"

Bloom: "Yes. They're in the living room."

Dark Bloom: "I hope I've got something made by my favorite companies."

[ In the living room, Dark Bloom is shocked to see baby show and Disney themed presents not made by her favorite companies.]

Dark Bloom: "What the hell are these?"

Bloom:

Dark Bloom: "Too bad. Also, you got a letter from Dylan Priest and the good Warren Cook."

Warren Cook: (voice of the Letter) "Dear Dark Bloom. I can't believe you killed Barney, misbehaved at school, and made fake 4Kids Entertainment, Nickelodeon and Paramount VHS openings. As a result, you shall hereby grounded for the rest of your life. You will be strictly forced to watch movies, TV shows, play video games, read books and magazines, and listen to music made by Disney, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, BBC, ITV, Cookie Jar, HIT Entertainment, TimeWarner, Universal, FOX, Columbia Pictures, PBS Kids, and other companies that you hate. And there's also no Burger King, no KFC, no Pizza Hut, no Taco Bell, no Dairy Queen, no Arby's, no Chuck E. Cheese's, no Peter Piper Pizza, no Papa John's, no Blimpie, no Little Caesar's, no Arctic Circle, no IHOP, no Sbarro, no Quiznos, and no other fast food places related to Pepsi. You will only eat at McDonald's, Wendy's, Popeye's, Chick-Fil-A, White Castle, Subway, Checker's, Domino's Pizza, Papa Gino's Pizza, Charley's, Five Guys, Gatti's Pizza, Nathan's Hot Dog, Sonic Drive-In, Denny's, Qdoba, Applebee's, Carl's Jr., Olive Garden, Moe's, Church's Chicken, Boston Market, Dave & Buster's, and other fast food places related to Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper."

Dylan Priest: (voice of the Letter) "You will also eat and drink nasty foods such as raw eggs, swiss cheese, grape nuts, prunes, as well as other foods that you hate as well. From Dylan Priest and the good Warren Cook."

Bloom: "Now, normally I would say go to your room now. But instead, I will say this. Start doing everything with these presents right now."

Dark Bloom: (angry) "Well, it looks likes I'm forced to do everything not made by my favorite companies. This is the worst Christmas Day ever!"