The Ashleys Behave at McDonald's

The Ashleys Behave at McDonald's is a ungrounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis as part of the Recessverse, published on May 14th 2019

Transcript
In Ashley A's house, Ashley A's parents were talking to Ashley A.

Mr Armbruster: Okay, Ashley. Miss Finster is coming to pick you up and she's going to babysit you and your friends today.

Mrs Armbruster: So behave while you're with Miss Finster, okay?

Ashley A: Okay!

Then Miss Finster came.

Miss Finster: Hello, Mr and Mrs Armbruster! I've come to babysit your daughter and her friends. They would like to chose a restaurant for lunch.

Mrs Armbruster: Well, Ashley A. I want you to be on your best behaviour. Okay?

Ashley A: Okay! I promise!

Mr Armbruster: Good! That's our girl!

Even Tyler A was wishing his big sister luck.

Tyler A: Good luck, Ashley!

Ashley A: Oh thanks, Tyler!

Then Ashley A walked out of the house. Then Ashley A got into Miss Finster's car and sat on the back with the other Ashleys.

Ashley A: Thanks for picking me up, Ashleys.

Ashley B: Ah, that's okay!

Ashley Q: We can't wait to chose a restaurant for lunch!

Ashley T: Yeah, we'll get something to eat!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous! Hahahahahahahaha!

Miss Finster: Okay, Ashleys! That's enough! We're going now! Which restaurant do you want to choose?

Ashleys: McDonald's!

Miss Finster: Okay then, we can go to McDonald's! Just you four and me, okay!

So Miss Finster drove her car on the way to McDonald's, and then Miss Finster and the Ashleys reached McDonald's. They got out of the car, and the Ashleys and Miss Finster went inside McDonald's. The clerk greeted Randall Weems.

Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's! How may I help you?

Randall: I would like a Big Mac, large fries, and a medium coke.

Clerk: OK. Here you go. Thanks for choosing McDonald's. Come back soon, OK!

Then the clerk gave Randall his food, and Randall gave the money to the clerk. Randall went off with his food to find his seat. Then the Ashleys and Miss Finster went up to the clerk.

Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's! How can I take your order?

Miss Finster: I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries, and a medium coke.

Ashley A: And I'll have a Big Mac with large fries, a large coke, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Ashley B: And I'll have a Filet-O-Fish with medium fries, a medium diet coke, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Ashley Q: And I'll have a Deluxe Quarter Pounder, medium fries, a medium sprite, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Ashley T: And I'll have a Cheeseburger Deluxe with medium fries, a medium coke, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Clerk: I'm sorry to say this, but there are no more Oreo McFlurries, okay!

The Ashleys were disappointed.

Ashley B: Really?

Ashley Q: Oh, come on!

Clerk: Don't feel bad, okay? How about M&Ms McFlurries instead?

Ashley T: Okay, we wanted M&Ms McFlurries instead.

Miss Finster was impressed.

Miss Finster: Wow, Ashleys! That was very smart! (to the clerk) We'll have that to go, please!

Clerk: Okay, here you go!

The clerk gave Miss Finster and the Ashleys their food, and Miss Finster and the Ashleys gave the money to the clerk.

Clerk: Have a nice day!

Miss Finster: Well, after we ate at McDonald's, come to my house!

Ashley A: Oh boy, this is good!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

Later, back in Miss Finster's house, Miss Finster was very proud of the Ashleys.

Miss Finster: Wow, Ashleys! You girls did very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good!

Ashley A: But what about Mundy?

Ashley B: We saw him having an argument with his dad.

Miss Finster: Okay, let's watch what happened at the McDonald's restaurant.

Miss Finster turned on the TV and she and the Ashleys watched the news together. The scene took place in the Dairy Queen restaurant where Mundy was having an argument with his dad.

Mundy: Dad, I said I wanted a Big Mac with large fries, a large coke, and an Oreo McFlurry right now!

Mundy's dad: Conrad, the clerk said that the Oreo McFlurries were sold out. You can either get an M&Ms McFlurry or nothing at all!

Mundy: (in Kidaroo voice) Oh, why don't you just engage me?!

Mundy pointed his finger at his dad.

Mundy: (in Kidaroo voice) Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me here at Dairy Queen!

Mundy's dad: Oh my god! Conrad, you are a spoiled brat! We're going home right now! You're grounded for three days!

Mundy went home with his dad, crying.

Mundy: (in Kidaroo voice) Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononono, dad, dad, dad! Please give me another chance! I'll be good! I will behave!

Just then, Randall Weems and Menlo came.

Randall: Me and Menlo just came back from Edgy Eddie's Sneak and Snoop Shop at the mall. Anyways, I would like to have a Big Mac with large fries, a large coke, and an M&Ms McFlurry.

Menlo: And I would like to have a Filet-O-Fish with medium fries, a medium diet coke, and an M&Ms McFlurry as well.

Clerk: Okay, here you go!

The clerk gave Randall and Menlo their food, and Randall and Menlo gave the money to the clerk.

Clerk: Thanks for choosing McDonald's! Have a nice day!

Back in Miss Finster's house, Miss Finster was very proud of the Ashleys.

Miss Finster: Ashleys, since you behaved at McDonald's. You four are ungrounded forever once again.

Ashley A: Wow! Thanks, Miss Finster! You are the best babysitter ever!

Ashley B: Yeah, thanks!

Ashley Q: You're the best!

Ashley T: Yeah!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

Alternate version
In Ashley A's house, Ashley A's parents were talking to Ashley A.

Mr Armbruster: Okay, Ashley. Miss Finster is coming to pick you up and she's going to babysit you and your friends today.

Mrs Armbruster: So behave while you're with Miss Finster, okay?

Ashley A: Okay!

Then Miss Finster came.

Miss Finster: Hello, Mr and Mrs Armbruster! I've come to babysit your daughter and her friends. They would like to chose a restaurant for lunch.

Mrs Armbruster: Well, Ashley A. I want you to be on your best behaviour. Okay?

Ashley A: Okay! I promise!

Mr Armbruster: Good! That's our girl!

Even Tyler A was wishing his big sister luck.

Tyler A: Good luck, Ashley!

Ashley A: Oh thanks, Tyler!

Then Ashley A walked out of the house. Then Ashley A got into Miss Finster's car and sat on the back with the other Ashleys.

Ashley A: Thanks for picking me up, Ashleys.

Ashley B: Ah, that's okay!

Ashley Q: We can't wait to chose a restaurant for lunch!

Ashley T: Yeah, we'll get something to eat!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous! Hahahahahahahaha!

Miss Finster: Okay, Ashleys! That's enough! We're going now! Which restaurant do you want to choose?

Ashleys: McDonald's!

Miss Finster: Okay then, we can go to McDonald's! Just you four and me, okay!

So Miss Finster drove her car on the way to McDonald's, and then Miss Finster and the Ashleys reached McDonald's. They got out of the car, and the Ashleys and Miss Finster went inside McDonald's. The clerk greeted Randall Weems.

Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's! How may I help you?

Randall: I would like a Big Mac, large fries, and a medium coke.

Clerk: OK. Here you go. Thanks for choosing McDonald's. Come back soon, OK!

Then the clerk gave Randall his food, and Randall gave the money to the clerk. Randall went off with his food to find his seat. Then the Ashleys and Miss Finster went up to the clerk.

Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's! How can I take your order?

Miss Finster: I'll have a Big Mac, medium fries, and a medium coke.

Ashley A: And I'll have a Big Mac with large fries, a large coke, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Ashley B: And I'll have a Filet-O-Fish with medium fries, a medium diet coke, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Ashley Q: And I'll have a Deluxe Quarter Pounder, medium fries, a medium sprite, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Ashley T: And I'll have a Cheeseburger Deluxe with medium fries, a medium coke, and an Oreo McFlurry.

Clerk: I'm sorry to say this, but there are no more Oreo McFlurries, okay!

The Ashleys were disappointed.

Ashley B: Really?

Ashley Q: Oh, come on!

Clerk: Don't feel bad, okay? How about M&Ms McFlurries instead?

Ashley T: Okay, we wanted M&Ms McFlurries instead.

Miss Finster was impressed.

Miss Finster: Wow, Ashleys! That was very smart! (to the clerk) We'll have that to go, please!

Clerk: Okay, here you go!

The clerk gave Miss Finster and the Ashleys their food, and Miss Finster and the Ashleys gave the money to the clerk.

Clerk: Have a nice day!

Miss Finster: Well, after we ate at McDonald's, come to my house!

Ashley A: Oh boy, this is good!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

Later, back in Miss Finster's house, Miss Finster was very proud of the Ashleys.

Miss Finster: Wow, Ashleys! You girls did very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good!

Ashley A: But what about Mundy?

Ashley B: We saw him having an argument with his parents.

Miss Finster: Okay, let's watch what happened at the McDonald's restaurant.

Miss Finster turned on the TV and she and the Ashleys watched the news together. The scene took place in the Dairy Queen restaurant where Mundy was having an argument with his parents.

Mundy: I don't want McDonald's.

Mundy's dad: You're eating at McDonald's, so eat.

Mundy: No dad, I want to play Grand Theft Auto V.

Mundy's mom: You are not playing Grand Theft Auto V. Besides, that game was rated M, so eat.

Mundy: NO.

Mundy knocked the table over, and then suddenly, his parents threw a mental breakdown.

Mundy's dad: (Scary voice) THAT DOES IT, CONRAD! YOU BROKE THE TABLE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! HOW DARE YOU KNOCK THE TABLE OVER?! THAT DOES IT! WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW!!! (normal voice) Let's go home right now!

Mundy went home with his parents, crying.

Just then, Randall Weems and Menlo came.

Randall: Me and Menlo just came back from Edgy Eddie's Sneak and Snoop Shop at the mall. Anyways, I would like to have a Big Mac with large fries, a large coke, and an M&Ms McFlurry.

Menlo: And I would like to have a Filet-O-Fish with medium fries, a medium diet coke, and an M&Ms McFlurry as well.

Clerk: Okay, here you go!

The clerk gave Randall and Menlo their food, and Randall and Menlo gave the money to the clerk.

Clerk: Thanks for choosing McDonald's! Have a nice day!

Back in Miss Finster's house, Miss Finster was very proud of the Ashleys.

Miss Finster: Ashleys, since you behaved at McDonald's. You four are ungrounded forever once again.

Ashley A: Wow! Thanks, Miss Finster! You are the best babysitter ever!

Ashley B: Yeah, thanks!

Ashley Q: You're the best!

Ashley T: Yeah!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

Cast
Ashley Armbruster-Emma

Ashley Boulet-Amy

Ashley Quinlan-Allison

Ashley Tomassian-Salli

Mr Armbruster, Mundy and Randall Weems-Eric

Mrs Armbruster and Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mom)-Kate

Miss Finster-Wiseguy

Clerk-Evil Genius/David/Zack

Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)-Alan

Mundy's angry voice and Mundy's crying voice-Kidaroo

Mundy's dad's angry voice-Scary voice

Menlo-Paul