Dylan kills Ratso Catso and gets ungrounded

Cast
Eric as Dylan, Andrew and Eric Smith

David as Ratso Catso, Aaron and T.J

AT&T Mike as Ratso Catso's dad

Jennifer as Emily

Young Guy as Kyle

Julie as Adrianna

Professor as Priest

Diesel as Dylan's Dad

Kate as Dylan's Mom

Shy Girl as Cathy

Brian as Store Manager

Transcript
(October 11, 2017)

Dylan: Man! I hate Ratso Catso. That stupid black and white cat keeps sneaking up on people. I am so gonna kill him.

[Dylan leaves his room]

[Dylan runs away from his house]

[Dylan walks into the supermarket]

[Cut to: Dylan at the store counter]

Store Manager: How can I help you?

Dylan: I would to buy a gun please. Plus 6 VHS tapes. Three American VHS tapes, two British VHS tapes, and one Australian VHS tape including Barney in Outer Space, Teletubbies: Here Come the Teletubbies, Bob the Builder: Scoop Saves the Day and Other Stories, Kipper: Pig's Present and Other Stories, Thomas the Tank Engine: Chases, Races and Runaways and The Wiggles Movie.

Store Manager: Sure. That will be $45.

[Dylan gives the store manager $45]

Store Manager: Here you go. Have a nice day.

Dylan: Thank you.

[Dylan walks away from the counter]

[Cut to: Dylan walking away from the supermarket]

[Dylan runs past the school]

[Dylan runs past the courthouse]

[Cut to: Dylan at Ratso Catso's house]

Dylan: This is where Ratso Catso lives.

[We see Ratso Catso in his room]

Ratso Catso: I am going to kidnap Iris from Megaman X4 and tickle her feet because she won't let me buy Inside Out on DVD. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Dylan: (offscreen) Halt! Stop right there Ratso Catso!

Ratso Catso: Uh oh! It's Dylan McCarthy.

Dylan: That's right Ratso Catso. It's time for you to die!

[Dylan grabs out a gun]

Ratso Catso: (in Larry's voice) Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (normal voice) Please don't kill me!

Dylan: Too bad so sad. Goodbye Ratso Catso. (In Chief Brody's voice) Smile you son of a!

[Dylan shoots Ratso Catso with a gun. We cut to outside of Ratso Catso's house when we hear a loud gun shot which scared the tropical birds making them fly away. Ratso Catso is now dead with blood everywhere]

Dylan: Hooray! Ratso Catso is dead!

[Later, at Ratso Catso's funeral]

[We see Mike, Julie, Dylan, Emily, Aaron, Kyle, Andrew, Adrianna and Eric wearing church clothes in the church around Ratso Catso's coffin]

Mike: I can't believe Ratso Catso is already dead!

[Dylan holds out six VHS tapes]

Dylan: That's why we bought him six VHS tapes and they are: Barney in Outer Space, Here Come the Teletubbies, Scoop Saves the Day, Pig's Present, Chases, Races and Runaways, and The Wiggles Movie. He'll watch these videos once he's in Heaven.

Emily: I agree with Dylan.

Aaron: Me too.

Kyle: Me three.

Andrew: Me four.

Adrianna: Me five

Eric: And me six.

[The priest appears]

Priest: Now it's time to send Ratso Catso to Heaven.

[Ratso Catso's soul floats to heaven as Dylan puts the VHS tapes into the bag, ties the balloons to the bag and the bag floats away]

Priest: He's floating to Heaven.

[Ratso Catso is gone]

Priest: And now he's gone! Hooray!

[Back at Dylan's house]

Dylan's Dad: Dylan. I am so proud of you for killing Ratso Catso. You know that he is a sneaky black and white cat and we hate him.

Dylan's Mom: You are now ungrounded.

T.J: This means you can go do whatever you want.

Cathy: I agree with T.J.

Dylan: Thanks Mom, Dad, T.J, Cathy and Hubert. I love you.

Dylan's Dad: I love you too son.

Dylan: I hope Ratso Catso doesn't come back. R.I.P, Ratso Catso, 2001 to 2017!

Trivia

 * Cathy has her old clothes and hair.
 * Despite Heaven not having television in real life, Ratso Catso is forced to watch 6 VHS tapes that Dylan gave him.
 * Geon, Woo, Astro Guy, Rocky, Poison Ghost, and Beetle Mania from King Of The Monsters will make their first major appearence after this episode on Dylan, Geon, Woo, Astro Guy, Rocky, Poison Ghost, and Beetle Mania tickle Azura
 * T.J, Cathy and their Dad are in their 2014-15 looks.
 * This is the last video of the Ratso Catso Gets Grounded Series.

Deleted Scenes
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