Lady s rants on sesame street

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Sophie: Sesame Street?! What?! More like Ghost Pepper Avenue or Goddamn town! Oh my god! This show sucks! This show is about a group of Muppets that live in a fictional street in Manhattan or Blooklyn or wherever the hell they are in New York and they like to go on failure adventures. Elmo is a crybaby, he is so stupid because he can't speak right. Big Bird acts all sad and gloomy all the time like you, and it really really really, gets on my nerves way too much. I mean, seriously. He is not depressed, he just wants attention, for God's sake! Jeez, Cookie Monster constantly binge-eats which really annoys me. He is also idiotic just like Elmo because he can't speak right. Wow! Just wow! And Bert and Ernie? Well, nobody cares about them! Not two or three either! Not even 100! Oh god! Look at this picture! It reveals that Bert and Ernie are gay. Seriously, why would we have a gay couple in a show for kids. This is just like Lenny and Carl from the Simpsons, it disgusts me! Really really disgusts me. I should end up getting sick, It even has its own movie by Columbia Pictures called The Adventures of Elmo in Grouchland. THE ADVENTURES OF ELMO IN GROUCHLAND?! WHAT?! MORE LIKE THE MISADVENTURES OF ELMO IN HECK! ON MY GOD! THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST KIDS MOVIES EVER MADE! the animation is bad, the music is boring, the songs are lazy and the characters are annoying. Do you know who likes the show? The kindergarten students They're fans of Sesame Street, and so are the other goody preschool students! It's their favourite show of all time and do you know who hates the show? Me and my sweet helper 9 volt, So screw Sesame Street, and screw the international versions, and screw the movie! Spongebob Squarepants is one billion times better than Sesame Street. End of rant.

Sophie’s mum: lady s, thank you for ranting on Sesame Street!