Bart Watches Porn at School

Characters

 * Kimberly as Bart Simpson
 * Kate as Ms. Edna Krabappel
 * Bridget as Martin Prince
 * Professor as Principal Seymour Skinner
 * Wiseguy as Homer Simpson

Script
(Ms. Krabappel's Classroom) Ms. Krabappel: Okay, class. Today, you will do some math on Math Games Website. So, please do not go on any other websites. Otherwise, you will get expelled. So, everyone, get started. (Ms. Krabappel leaves the scene to go to her desk) Bart: Man, I don't want to go on Math Games Websites. What should I do, instead of going on YouTube? I know, I can look up porn. (Bart laughs as he types in the link that he saved. Then, slow music plays) Oh my god, this is awesome! 'Ms. Krabappel: What's awesome, Bart? Bart: Nothing, Ms. Krabappel. I was just on Math Games Website. (Krabappel looks onto Bart's computer and sees that he is watching porn in class) 'Ms. Krabappel: Holy mother of god! Bart, how dare you watch porn in school! You know that porn is forbidden and not allowed in school! Besides, you have to be more elder enough to watch that! Get out of my fucking classroom, right now! You are banned from using the computers for the rest of the school year! Go to the Principal's Office, right now, you asshole! (Bart screams in fear) Martin: I can't believe that Bart was watching porn at school. Ms. Krabappel: I know right? Bart has got to be one of the most troublemaking students in my classroom.

(Principal Skinner's Office)