H&J movie: scene 4: Henry and June looks around the Xscape in castleford

H&J movie: scene 4: Henry and June looks around the Xscape in Castleford

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(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Kablammy Town, Mercy Jinkins is on TV, reporting) Mercy Jinkins: Hello, People of People! Mercy Jinkins here, coming to you live from in front of the Kablammy restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Hamburgers. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Brian is opening a new restaurant called the Kablammy Town 2. (AUDIENCE WOOING AND CLAPPING) First of all, congratulations, Mr. Brian. (Brian has a big grin on his face) Mr. Brian: Hello. I like money. Mercy Jinkins: What inspired you to build a second Kablammy right next door to the original? Mr. Brian: Money. (Everyone laughs) (Ant Person is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Home Bucket) Ant person: Curses! It's not fair. Brian is being interviewed by Mercy Jinkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen) (Ant Person groans and moans while sweating) Tammy: Don't get worked up again, Antie, I just mopped the floors. Ant Person: Oh, Tammy, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Brians' success, the formula for the Hamburgers. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. God knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. Tammy: A to Y? Ant Person: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet. Tammy: What about Z? Ant Person: Z? Tammy: Z. The letter after Y. Ant Person: (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said. Tammy: Oh, boy. Ant Person:(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Brian, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Home Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Anti. All hail Ant...! (Henry runs by and accidentally steps on him)