Boot Some Baboon Buttocks

Transcript
(Francis and Maya are at the cafe, where Francis is worrying about where his life is going)

Francis: Everywhere I go these days, I feel so scared...like everything right now is so fragile...like everything is about to go wrong.

Maya: Have you tried yelling "Boot some baboon buttocks"?

Francis: "Boot Some baboon buttocks?"

Maya: Yeah. It's fun to say, so it helps. Go on, try it.

Francis: Okay. Boot some baboon buttocks.

Maya: You have to say it louder. Yell it like you're not afraid to.

(Francis takes a deep breath and confidently yells the phrase as loud as he can)

Francis: BOOT SOME BABOON BUTTOCKS!!

Maya: Great, now yell it while standing on your head.

(Francis gets up on the table and stands on his head)

Francis: BOOT SOME BABOON BUTTOCKS!!!

Maya: Now, try yelling it while standing on that fat biker's back.

(Francis gets up on a fat biker's back)

Francis: BOOT SOME BABOON BUTTOCKS!

(Unfortunately, the biker does not appreciate having someone yell a stupid phrase while standing on his back, and his helmet and jersey read "Biking Baboons", so he grabs Francis and beats him up)

Maya: You're right. It went all wrong.

Francis: I knew it.