Shintoku Pig Buys A Desert Eagle

Shintoku Pig wants to own a gun, so walks to the gun shop!

[At the gun shop]

Till dude: Hey dude what do you want to buy?

Shintoku: I take a Desert Eagle

Till dude: KK but you must give me your PS2

Shintoku: But me no want give to you my PS2!

Till dude: THEN NO DESERT EAGLE UNLESS YOU GOT MONEY, BITCH.

Shintoku: K fine [Gives money]

Till dude: Thx dude come again pls

Shintoku: Could me take also IMR Red Dot Sight and M4A4 pls

Till dude: Pay up then

Shintoku: [Pays oney]

Till dude: WTF YOU HAVE ONE MONEY TOO LITTLE

Shintoku: K I know but please you make a discount?

Till dude: BITCH THIS ISN'T BLACK MARKET EITHER PAY UP OR GTFO!

Shintoku: K fine [Pays with emergency coin]

Till dude: Thx dude pls visit again!

Shintoku: NO! [Shoots Till Dude with Desert Eagle]

Shintoku: NOW I STRONG WITH GUNS!

(at home)

Shintoku Pig: How dare you kill

THE END