The Elephant in the Room

Transcript
Joey: Okay, this is getting awkward. I think we should really address the elephant in the room here.

Eric: Okay, look. I'm sorry if I hurt you, but you told me you were totally over Kayla, so I didn't think was a problem if she said and I...

Joey: Whoa, slow down, Eric. What the heck are you going on about?

(Joey points to an elephant)

Joey: I'm talking about this actual elephant in the room! I know that we all thought it would be a fun prank to kidnap an elephant, but I think the joke's over now.

Eric: Actually, that was basically just your idea.

David: You did kinda steal it on your own.

Joey: Seriously? On my own? I guess I thought we were the kind of friends that stuck together! I thought we were the kind of friends that don't stab each other in the back. So, let's deal with this elephant in the room, huh? We should probably take him back to the zoo.

David: Back to the zoo where you got him?

Joey: Yes.

Eric: To the zoo where Kayla works?

Joey: Well, it's not like we have more than one zoo in town. I can't control who it may or may not employ. Besides, she might not even be there right now anyway.

(Joey takes out his phone)

Joey: I better call her to make sure she'll be there.

(Joey calls Kayla)

Joey: Hello, Kayla? I was...What's that? Am I "finally ready" to talk about what? No, I'm actually busy dealing with the elephant in the room right now, thank you very much. That's right: It may surprise you, but my world doesn't revolve around you or your romantic interests. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to your place of work to resolve a prank that apparently didn't get your attention. Don't worry, though. Eric will come help me resolve the situation.

(Joey and Eric leave. David realizes that they didn't bring the elephant with them)

David: Great...Now how am I gonna deal with the elephant in the room?