THIS NEEDS TO BE REMOVED!

Transcript

 * Birdman 2K5: I’m going to touch Daphne’s breasts because I can. And I’m serious!
 * Birdman 2K5 touches Daphne’s breasts
 * *Daphne Blake turns into a SSJ2*
 * Daphne (Kate’s voice): OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! BIRDMAN 2K5! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BREASTS?! THAT’S IT! I’M CALLING YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW! HELLO? IS THIS MR. 2K5? YOUR WIFE IS AT GROCERY SHOPPING. AND BY THE WAY, YOUR SON TOUCHED MY BREASTS! CAN OU GROUND HIM? THANKS. BYE.
 * later
 * Dad: BIRD FUCKING MAN 2K FUCKING 5! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TOUCHED DAPHNE’S BREASTS! YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO TOUCH GIRLS! THAT’S IT! YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOREVER! AND TODAY IS AN EXTREME PUNISHMENT DAY! AND I’M GETTING MREMPERORCJ OVER HERE!
 * when I got here
 * Dad: Now you have MrEmperorCJ. He’s here to teach you a lesson. First Punishment. Hot sauce.
 * *Birdman 2K5 screams*
 * Me: Second Punishment, a cold shower! Now get in the shower right now!
 * *Birdman 2K5 cries in the shower and his dad laughed*
 * Me: I am not laughing! Because of you touching Daphne’s breasts! You need to stop touching girls! Now get out of the shower!
 * Dad: Third punidhment. Killing Clifford the Big Red Dog!
 * At Clifford‘s yard
 * Clifford! Hi Guys.
 * Dad: SHUT THE FUCK UP! WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU! THIS IS WHAT BIRDMAN 2K5 GETS FOR TOUCHING DAPHNE’S BREASTS!
 * *me and Mr. 2K5 kill Clifford with a bazooka*
 * Me: Yes. Clifford is dead!
 * Me: Forth Punishment, feeding you Scooby snacks.
 * *I feed Birdman 2K5 Scooby snacks*
 * Dad: Fifth Punishment. Go upstairs to your room now a d start watching A Pup Named Scooby Doo!
 * Me: And think about not touching girl’s breasts!
 * Birdman 2K5: *cries like Caillou*