Abuse Filter Says All 13 Racial Slurs

Abuse Filter walked over to Applemasterexpert to give him some paint pots and tools.

Abuse Filter: All right, you foul mouth. As punishment for fouling the air in my house with your foul words, you're going to give my house a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom.

Abuse Filter jammed his foot on a rock then hopped on one leg.

Abuse Filter: Oh, wow, ooh! Ow! My f***ing foot! What f***ing genius put a d***** rock in a n***** path?! Can't you see I got a c***** foot here?! Oh! S***. That f***ing w**** a**.

Applemasterexpert counted the swear words Abuse Filter used.

Applemasterexpert: Five, six, seven...

Ashley A: A whole lot of d*** and with a side of bulls***, a heaping helping of s*** and a boatload of w******...

Applemasterexpert: Nine...

Abuse Filter: Ooh b**** c*** b**** crabbing b******! Ooh-hoo-uh!

Abuse Filter was crying in pain.

Applemasterexpert: Oh my god! I'm going to tell your dad, Abuse Filter.

Abuse Filte: No, not my dad! His old heart can't take it!

Applemasterexpert telephoned Abuse Filter's dad.

Abuse Filter: Hello, Abuse Filter's dad! I've come to tell you that your son said all 13 racial slurs!

Back home, Abuse Filter's dad was furious with Abuse Filter.

Abuse Filter's dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Abuse Filter, how dare you say all 13 racial slurs?! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for a month! Go to your room now!

Abuse Filter went to his room, crying.

Abuse Filter: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Eric as Abuse Filter

Paul as Applemasterexpert and Abuse Filter's dad