Joyce and Jane Get Fired 3 Times In a Row

Transcript
(January 13, 2018)

Joyce: Let's check out our money accounts.

[Joyce and Jane are shocked at the notice on the computer saying "$0.00" as the dramatic chipmunk sound effect plays]

Joyce: Oh my God! We don't have any money.

Jane: I agree with Joyce.

Joyce: OK, first job, working at McDonald's.

[Joyce and Jane walk away from their bedroom]

[Cut to: Joyce and Jane at the McDonald's counter. Dylan McCarthy walks in]

Joyce: Hello, Dylan. Welcome to McDonald's. What can we get you?

Dylan: I would like one cheeseburger, large fries, a large coke, and a McFlurry.

Jane: What? Repeat what you just said.

Dylan: I said one cheeseburger, large fries, a large coke, a McFlurry.

Joyce: Repeat what you said or get out of here!

Dylan: That's it! I am going to another McDonald's restaurant! I hope I don't see you girls again.

[Dylan walks away angry]

Jane: Get squashed by an elevator, you stupid white skinned boy!

[Emily Movolvoski walks in]

Joyce: Hello Emily. Welcome to McDonald's. What can we get you?

Emily: I would like a McFlurry.

Jane: Sorry Emily. We're out of McFlurries.

Emily: Oh no you're not! I saw a McFlurry on the board.

Joyce: It's fake! Get out of here!

[Emily walks away angry]

Emily: Please go and kill yourselves!

[Shimajirō Shimano walks in]

Joyce: Hello. Welcome to McDonald's. How can I take your order?

Shimajirō Shimano: Hi, I'm Shimajirō Shimano. Would you two like to watch all four of my shows?!

Jane: Hey! No baby show characters allowed in McDonald's! Get out of here!

[Shimajirō Shimano walks away angry]

Shimajirō Shimano: You both suck!

Joyce: No! Your shows sucks!

[The McDonald's boss appears. Joyce and Jane are shocked!

McDonald's Boss: Joyce and Jane! How dare you be rude to our customers! That's it! You're fired! Go home now!

[Cut to: Joyce and Jane at home in living room]

Joyce: I can't believe we got fired from McDonald's!

Jane: Next stop, Burger King.

[Cut to: Joyce and Jane at the Burger King counter. Jet the Hawk walks in]

Joyce: Hello Jet. Welcome to Burger King. What can we get you?

Jet: I would like a triple whopper with fries and a frozen coke.

Jane: OK, that will be $6.

Jet: But I don't have $6.

Joyce: Well, that means you can't pay a whopper with fries and a frozen coke!

Jet: You girls are so mean to me! I am going to another Burger King restaurant.

[Jet walks away angry]

[Shimajirō Shimano and Mimirin Midorihara walk in]

Joyce: Welcome to Burger King. How can we take your order?

Shimajirō Shimano:

Mimirin Midorihara:

Jane: I'm sorry. We're all out of chocolate fudge sundaes.

Shimajirō Shimano: Oh no you're not! I saw a bunch of chocolate fudge sundaes in the kitchen.

Joyce. They're just ladybugs. Get out of here!

Mimirin Midorihara: You girls are very mean to us. We're going to another Burger King restaurant. I hope we don't see you girls again!

[Shimajirō Shimano and Mimirin Midorihara walk away angry]

Jane: Get out of here before we call the cops on you two!

[Azura walks in]

Joyce: Welcome to Burger King. How can we.......?

[Joyce and Jane become shocked as they notice Azura is barefoot]

Jane: Hey! Get out of here! No barefoot girls allowed!

Azura: You girls are very mean to me. I'm going to another restaurant!

[Azura walks away angry]

[The Burger King boss appears]

Burger King Boss: Joyce and Jane! How dare you be rude to our customers! That's it! You're fired! Go home now!

[Cut to: Joyce and Jane at home in living room]

Joyce: This is awful. We got fired at 3 places!

Jane: Next stop, Dunkin Donuts.

[Cut to: Joyce and Jane at the Dunkin Donuts counter. Giffany walks in]

Joyce: Welcome to Dunkin Donuts. How can we take your order?

Giffany: I would like four glazed donuts.

Jane: Um, wouldn't like some pink donuts instead?

Giffany: No! I said, I would like four glazed donuts, so give them to be right now!

Joyce: No! Glazed donuts are boring for you!

Giffany: If you girls tell me that glazed donuts are boring one more time, I will beat you up with my dagger!

Jane: No! Glazed donuts are boring for you!

Giffany: That does it! I will now beat you girls up with my dagger:

[Giffany beats up Joyce and Jane with her dagger. The action is censored]

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[Giffany walks away angry]