Lazy Kid Misbehaves at KFC

Lazy Kid was talking to his mum.

Lazy Kid: Hey mom!

Lazy Kid's mum: What is it, Gerard?

Lazy Kid: Can we go to KFC?

Lazy Kid's mum got annoyed.

Lazy Kid's mum: No.

Lazy Kid was serious.

Lazy Kid: But mom! I am hungry! So let's go to KFC!

Lazy Kid's mum was stubborn.

Lazy Kid's mum: Gerard, I said no!

Lazy Kid: Let's go to KFC!

Lazy Kid's mum: For the last time, Gerard! The answer is no!

Lazy Kid started having a tantrum.

Lazy Kid: I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC! I want KFC!

Lazy Kid's mum was still stubborn.

Lazy Kid's mum: Gerard, I said we are not going to KFC and that's final!

Then Lazy Kid's mum heard her husband calling.

Lazy Kid's dad's voice: Hey honey! There is no food left in the fridge!

Lazy Kid felt impressed, and his mum told him the news.

Lazy Kid's mum: Did you hear that, Gerard? There is no food left in the fridge. So that means we can go to KFC with just only you and me! How does that sound?

Lazy Kid: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Lazy Kid's mum: Let's get in the car and go to KFC!

Then Lazy Kid and his mum went out of the house and they got in the car, and they went off to KFC. Then Lazy Kid and his mum arrived at KFC, and they went inside. The clerk greeted King Bob and Tara.

Clerk: Hello, welcome to KFC! How may I help you?

King Bob: I would like a hot recipe bucket of chicken leg, chicken wings, coleslaw, french fries, a medium size coke, and a chocolate chip cake please!

Tara: And I would like the same menu as King Bob's including a hot recipe bucket of chicken leg, chicken wings, coleslaw, french fries, a medium size coke, and a chocolate chip cake please! That's the banquet I need!

Clerk: OK! Here's your food!

Then the clerk gave King Bob and Tara their food.

King Bob: Thank you!

King Bob and Tara gave the money to the clerk.

King Bob: Here's your money! And have a nice day!

King Bob and Tara went off with their food to find their seats. Then Lazy Kid and his mum went up to the clerk.

Clerk: Hello, welcome to KFC! How may I help you?

Lazy Kid's mum: I would like a spicy double tender sandwich, medium fries, and a bottle of water!

Lazy Kid: I would like a Zinger Twister, large fries, a Pepsi, some popcorn chicken, and two chocolate chip cookies!

Clerk: I'm sorry, but there are no more chocolate chip cookies left!

Lazy Kid was surprised, and he was indignant.

Lazy Kid: What? Please tell me you are joking!

Clerk: Don't feel bad young man. How about you get a milkshake instead?

Lazy Kid: Why?

Lazy Kid's mum: Because, Gerard, there are no more chocolate chip cookies left. How about you get a milkshake instead?

Lazy Kid: No way mom! I want what I want! I want the chocolate chip cookies real badly, and that's what I want!

The clerk was shocked.

Clerk: Uh-oh!

Lazy Kid's mum glared to Lazy Kid and was annoyed at him.

Lazy Kid's mum: Gerard, stop acting like a spoiled brat! You can either have a milkshake, or you can have nothing at all!

The patrons started looking at Lazy Kid and his mum and TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald came.

Lazy Kid: I got a better idea mom! Why don't we just cross the street to get a diamond ring so you won't be able to engage me!

Lazy Kid's mum: Gerard, I said don't talk to me like that! Now look, everyone is looking at us!

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you really want to engage me mom?! Why didn't you say so? Go ahead!

Lazy Kid started pointing his finger at his mum, who was horrified.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Go ahead mom! My finger is already out! Go ahead and engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me here at KFC!

TJ: I think this might be a good time for us to get out of here! We better run, right Spinelli?

Spinelli: Yes! Let's get out of here! Things are getting really crazy in here right now!

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you are not going to engage me mom?! Huh, well then! I will engage KFC! How about that?!

Vince: Run for your lives!

Gretchen: Lazy Kid's going to attack KFC! Hurry!

Mikey: You heard Gretchen! Quick!

Gus: Let's get out of here, before Lazy Kid attacks us!

TJ and his friends ran for their lives.

Lazy Kid began to go on a rampage, and he ran towards the clerk, and he pushed him over, along with his stand.

Clerk:

Noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo!

Lazy Kid pushed Randall Weems over, along with his food and his table.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Lazy Kid injured Ashley A by pushing her over, along with her food and her table.

Ashley A: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Lazy Kid injured Menlo by pushing him off the bench on the wall, along with his food.

Menlo: Wah ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Lazy Kid knocked the food cabinet and the drink cabinet over. He stomped around, and started raving.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then Lazy Kid stomped off, and Lazy Kid's mum was dismayed. Then Lazy Kid's mum got furious and threw a fit.

Lazy Kid's mum: (Scary voice) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Gerard, Gerard, Gerard, what in the name of God is wrong with you?! You destroyed the entire KFC restaurant! I cannot believe you would do a thing like this! You idiot! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

Then the crying Lazy Kid walked up to his mum who was still angry.

Lazy Kid's mum: We are going home now, and you are getting absolutely nothing.

Lazy Kid's mum began to carry Lazy Kid out of the destroyed restaurant.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then the police siren sounded, Lazy Kid's mum came past the police who had arrived.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lazy Kid started begging.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Mommy, mommy, mommy! Please I swear! I'll be good! I will behave!

Lazy Kid's mum was too angry to reply, and she and Lazy Kid got back in the car, and they went home.

Lazy Kid was crying.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lazy Kid's mum: Stop crying, Gerard! It's your own fault! Stop crying like a baby! It's totally your own fault!

Lazy Kid: Mom! All I wanted was chocolate chip cookies! But I did not get any! That's why I had to ask you if you can engage me!

Lazy Kid's mum: No! The reason why you didn't get any chocolate chip cookies is because there were no more left. So the clerk asked you if you wanted a milkshake instead. But no, you have destroyed KFC and I believe that we are going to end up on the news and into a lot of trouble.

Lazy Kid: Okay mum! I'm sorry!

Lazy Kid's mum: Your apologies and forgiveness will not work, Gerard. You have got us into a lot of trouble. You also scared TJ and his friends away because you pointed your finger at me! How dare you! I should have never asked if we can go to KFC today.

Lazy Kid: OK mom! I'm really really really really really really really sorry! Can we at least go back to KFC to get a Zinger Twister, large fries, a Pepsi, some popcorn chicken, and and a milkshake instead?

Lazy Kid's mum: No! You have destroyed KFC! I think we are going to end up on the news and get into a lot of trouble. When we walked out outside, there was fire everywhere! The police were also there! We had to get out of there fast or otherwise we would get into tons and tons of trouble! Thanks a lot for this, Gerard! I think we are going to end up in extreme trouble, Gerard! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for an entire month! You will have nothing for the rest of this month! When we get home, you will go upstairs to your room!

At the GNN News studio, YankieDude5000 the Newscaster began to make an announcement.

YankieDude5000: Good evening, I'm YankieDude5000, and welcome to the GNN news. Tonight we are going to talk about what happened at KFC. A boy named Gerard Evans didn't get what he wanted. As a result, he destroyed the KFC restaurant. We will take you there with another host Gangster Rufus.

Gangster Rufus was outside the destroyed KFC.

YankieDude5000: Weatherstar4000video, are you there? Can you hear me?

Gangster Rufus: Yes, I can hear you, YankieDude5000. I am Gangster Rufus, and here I am at the destroyed KFC restaurant where a terrible incident happened. A boy named Gerard Evans didn't get what he wanted and he destroyed the entire KFC restaurant.

Then Gangster Rufus was inside the destroyed KFC.

Weatherstar4000video: As you can see, the entire KFC restaurant has been destroyed. All of the chairs and tables have been ripped apart. The counter has been destroyed.

Then the clerk walked in.

Gangster Rufus: And everything else including the food and drinks have been soiled. And here with me to report, the clerk of KFC. Sir, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened?

Clerk: Well, there were no more chocolate chip cookies for the boy! So I asked him if he can have a milkshake instead! But no! And then he went out of control! Then he went to point his finger at his mom, and then he destroyed the entire KFC restaurant! It was horrible! I was so scared! Fortunately, I was not seriously hurt though!

Gangster Rufus: OK, thank you for the information, sir.

Then the clerk went home.

Then Gangster Rufus went outside, and he started interviewing TJ and his friends.

Gangster Rufus: Now here I am outside the KFC restaurant with six other people, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald, they are going to tell us information about what happened. TJ, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened when Gerard Evans destroyed the entire KFC restaurant?

TJ: Well, me and my friends Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus wanted to get something to eat at KFC today!

Vince: But when we walked in.

Gus: There was one of our enemies named Gerard better known as Lazy Kid who started to go out of control.

Mikey: Then he pointed his finger at his mom to ask him if she can engage him!

Gretchen: We were so scared that we had to get out of KFC!

Spinelli: What is wrong with Lazy Kid these days?

Gangster Rufus: Thank you for the information, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! I hope that you are all safe now! And now back to the GNN news studio with YankieDude5000.

Back in the GNN news studios, YankieDude5000 was with Lazy Kid and his mum. Lazy Kid's mum was having a fit and was in an angry mood.

YankieDude5000: Thanks, Gangster Rufus. Here I am back with the GNN news studio where I have been joined by two guests Gerard Evans and his mum. So, is there anything you want to say?

Lazy Kid's mum: Yes, my son didn't get what he wanted. And because of this, he destroyed the entire KFC restaurant and made me look like his homosexual girlfriend. It was so crazy!

Lazy Kid: But mom! It's their own fault! I did not get what I wanted!

Lazy Kid's mum: Shut up, Gerard! It's your own fault! If you did not point your finger at me and destroy the entire KFC restaurant, none of this would have happened!

Lazy Kid: I told her that I was really really really really really really really sorry! I asked about can we go back and get the milkshake! But no! And now I am grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

YankieDude5000: Now as you can see Gerard Evans and his mum have been making fun of, and Gerard Evans is crying because he didn't get what he wanted.

Lazy Kid's mum: Don't worry, sir, when we actually get home, Gerard is going to be even more grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded. There will be no more KFC for Gerard, there will also be no TV, no video games, no computer, and furthermore, and he will be watching Barney and Friends for the rest of the entire month! And also, he will be watching Sesame Street and other shows he hated as well and eating vegetables as well! I am so done with this! Let's go home now, Gerard!

Then Lazy Kid's mum carried the crying Lazy Kid all the way home.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

YankieDude5000: And that concludes the news for the night. We will see you in the morning for more news on the GNN news. Goodnight, everyone!

CAST

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Salli as Lazy Kid's mum

Dave as Lazy Kid's dad's voice

Paul as Clerk, Vince LaSSao and Paul

Eric as King Bob, TJ Detweiler and Randall Weems

Julie as Tara and Ashley Spinelli

Amy as Gretchen Grundler

Joey as Mikey Blumberg

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Brian as YankieDude5000

Salli as Gangster Rufus

Wiseguy as Lazy Kid's angry voice and Lazy Kid's crying voice

Scary voice as Lazy Kid's mum's angry voice