Barney bunch misbehave at a fancy restaurant

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(One night, The Kids are having dinner at a fancy restaurant.)

Barney: ew, we hate that dinner!

Henry: you are eating your dinner so, eat!

Arthur: No! We want Burger King with 8 boxes of burgers, 7 French fries and 9 cups of Pepsi.

June: we’re not having Burger King, we’re having dinner

Quaker queer: no!

June: Just give it a try, I think you might enjoy it.

Barney: no!

Henry: Yes, And don't forget that the foods from Burger King have lots of fat and it's very unhealthy, You need to try some healthy foods."

(The barney bunch stands up angrily)

Barney bunch: We want Burger King!" (x15)

(The waiter appears)

Waiter: Sit down now. This is not appropriate behavior!

Barney: No! We will get rid of our dinner!

(They throw their dinner at the wall)

Henry: barney bunch, how dare you throw your food at the wall!

June: Wait! What about dessert?

Henry: we’re going home now!

[At the house]

Dylan's dad:

Dylan's mom: "This means no computer, no movies, no video games, no YouTube, no Dailymotion, no GoAnimate, no pizza, no soda, no fast food places of any kind, no Beavis and Butthead, no The Simpsons, no Family Guy, no American Dad, no The Cleveland Show and further more! Now let's give you punishments!"

Dylan Priest: "First punishment, we will spank you!"

[The duo spank The barney bunch]

TJ's dad: "Now I will put a diaper on you!"

Arthur: No! (24x) Please! We’re too old for diapers!

TJ's mom: "Sorry TJ. We have no choice to put a diaper on you! So get used to it!"

[The duo put a diaper on The barney bunch]

Quaker queer: Ouch! That hurts!

Henry: There! Your diaper is on! Now you will all go pee pees and poo poos in your diaper instead of the toilet! And I will burn all your underwear and destroy the toilet!

June: Now we will sing another dumb blonde by hoku and that will teach you a lesson!"

Drew pickles: please! Anything but the song from the snow day movie!

Henry: I think that it's time that I should just let you go So I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone You see I thought that you were special baby somethin' unique But lately I've come to find That you're not really interested in my heart or mind That's alright That's okay You never loved me anyway And I think it's time for you to just move on

That's alright That's okay I bet you never thought you'd hear me say That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde Cause it's not me, no, no Cause it's not me, no, no Oh, no

June: Last night I went to a party hopin' I'd see you there And sure enough, you were hanging on some other girl, playin' with her hair And I overheard you tellin' her the very same thing you said to me the night before Hook, line and sinker You were walkin' with her out the door

That's alright That's okay You never loved me anyway And I think it's time for you to just move on That's alright That's okay I bet you never thought you'd hear me say That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde Cause it's not me, no, no

Both: You are just a little trophy hangin' on your arm So all all your friends will see you got it goin' on But I see what you are so clearly But baby, baby that's not all I ever need That's alright That's okay I never loved you anyway That's alright That's okay You never loved me anyway You never loved me but it's alright But it's alright, yeah, yeah It's alright, it's alright, it's alright, it's alright Go ahead and find what you need

June: Now we will sing Candy by Mandy Moore!

Barney: Henry and June, don’t sing Mandy Moore!

Henry: I'm so addicted to the loving that you're feeding to me (ohhh) Can't do without it, this feeling's got me weak in the knees (ohh baby) Body's in withdrawal every time you take it away (ohhh) Can't you hear me callin'? Begging you to come out and play? (awww yeah) So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are (yeah yeah yeah) Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (oooh baby)

June: I'm craving (I'm cravin) for you, I'm missing you like candy (missin you like candy) Sweet sweet loving got me going to the extreme, Won't go without it this vibe has gotta hold on me Satisfying baby let me show what I'm made of

Henry: No doubt about it, got me feeling crazy can't get enough. (baby baby baby baby won't you) So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are (yeah yeah yeah) Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (oooh baby)

June: I'm craving (I'm cravin) for you, I'm missing you like candy (missin you like candy) So baby come to me, Baby show me who you are (ohhhh baby, ohhh baby) Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (like sugar, ohhh baby) I'm cravin for you (im cravin) I'm missin' you like Candy (missin you like candy)

Both: You know who you are, Your love is as sweet as Candy I'll be forever yours Love always, Mandy Boy I'm cravin' Missing you like Candy So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are (show me who you are, yeah!) Sweet to me (sweet to me!) Like sugar to my heart (my, my, my, my!) I'm craving (I'm cravin!) for you, I'm missing you like candy So baby come to me Baby, Show me who you are Sweet to me Like sugar to my heart (oooh baby) I'm craving (I'm cravin) for you, I'm missing you like candy

Henry: Now we will sing Hanson’s mmmbop.

Ronald McDonald: you must not sing mmmbop by Hanson!

Henry and June: Oh Oh oh oh Oh oh oh oh Yeah You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast Oh yeah And they're gone so fast, yeah Oh, so hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there And when you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care? Can you tell me who will still care? Oh care Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah Said oh yeah In an mmmbop they're gone Yeah yeah Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows Oh, no one knows Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there In an mmmbop they're gone In an mmmbop they're not there Until you lose your hair Oh but you don't care, yeah Mmm bop, ba duba dop ba do bop Ba duba dop ba do bop Ba duba dop ba do, yeah yeah Mmm bop, ba duba dop ba do bop Ba duba dop ba do bop Ba duba dop ba do, yeah yeah Can you tell me? Oh No, you can't 'cause you don't know Can you tell me? Oh yeah You say you can but you don't know Can you tell me? Oh (which flower's going to grow?) No, you can't, but you don't know Can you tell me? (if it's going to be a daisy or a rose?) You say you can but you don't know Say you can but you don't know You don't know how, you don't know how Mmmbop, duba Du bop, du Yeah, yeah Mmmbop oh yeah duba Du bop, du Oh yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du, yeah-e-yeah

June: Now we will sing I need to know by R angels.

Ned Flanders: kids, don’t sing R angels

Henry and June: Come on baby, come on right now I need to know boy, I need to know right now Hep, hep, hep, hep Oh na, na, ah, ah, na, na, na, na Oh boy when you look at me. Am I ever in your fantasies? Do you ever find me on your mind, cuz I think of you all the time (all the time) Oh boy I'm so into you, there's nothing that I wouldn't do I'll give you what you please, just tell me baby what you need

Come on boy, I'm here for you Just tell me what I have to do Here's your chance, I know you wont regret it A million to one if you come and get it I'll be your pleasure all the time, just say the words that you'll be mine I know there's nothing I wouldn't do, just let me be with you

I need to know (I need) If you love me too If these same crazy feelings can come over you I need to know what I can do to make you love me the way I love you (I love you) Oh na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah Ah na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, oh, boy Oh, boy if you think I'm fast, you really ain't seen nothing yet but if you want nice and slow, don't hesitate to let me know Oh, boy what can I say, I'll be with you in anyway (anyway baby) You just need to say the word, I'll promise you I'll rock your world

I need to know if you feel it to babe I need to know if there's a chance with you I need to know if I'm the one for you Oh, baby, baby, I need to know Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, yeah Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na

Henry: Now we will sing Janet jackson’s Whoops now

Drew pickles: don’t think about singing Janet Jackson!

Henry and June: Friday morning And all my work is done I've packed my bags I'm on the run I got a feeling that I'm gonna have some Fun in the sun With my friends And he's got me going Whoops now, sorry I can't go Whoops now, sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Sorry I can't go Sorry I can't go now Friday noon And my boss is on the phone He's telling me That I can't leave home An extra hand at work Is what he called for He said we need you here Tell my friends I'm going Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I don't know why My job has called me in Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I don't know why My job has called me in It makes no difference If you love work or not If you dream your weekend Hand on a door knob Out with your friends and Fun in the sun now That's when the phone rings Friday evening and I'm all alone at home And all my friends are having fun Another week and I'll leave the machine on Next time he calls He'll hear my voice Saying loud and clear Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I'm out having fun in the sun With my friends Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go Whoops now Sorry I can't go I'm out having fun in the sun With my friends Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Henry: with my friends) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (June: with my friends) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Henry: with my friends) I'm out having fun in the sun with my friends (June: Will and Misty) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Henry: Tina and ) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (June: Ken and Nancy) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Henry: Linette and Tony, oh) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (June: Lisa and Jodie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Henry: Glenen and Julie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (June: Kendall and Josie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Both: Dayshawn and Colo) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Both: Karen and Tori) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Both: Betta and Katie) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Both: Don and Kevin) Whoops now, sorry I can't go (Both: Ricardo and Puffy, oh) Come on you guys, hahaha! Anguilla here we come! Here we come now To the restaurant For some lobster And some sleeping And some you know what else (No, what else?) You know! (No, we don't know, what else?) Tiddlywinks I thought you were talking about you know what (what?) You know what (well, I like that too, okay okay) Oops!

Henry: Now we will sing NSYNC’s it’s gonna be me.

Barney: hey, no that, nothing but NSYNC

Both: It's gonna--be--me Oh, yeah

Henry: You might been hurt, babe That ain't no lie You've seen them all come and go, oh I remember you told me That it made you believe in No man, no cry Maybe that's why

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody Guess what It's gonna be me

June: You've got no choice, babe But to move on, and you know There ain't no time to waste So just you're just too blind, to see But in the end, ya know it's gonna be me You can't deny So just tell me why

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody (somebody) Guess what (guess what) It's gonna be me

It's gonna be me Oh yeah

Henry: There comes a day When I'll be the one, you'll see It's gonna-gonna-gonna-gonna Justin: It's gonna be me All that I do is not enough for you

June: Don't want to lose it But I'm not like that When finally (finally) You get to love Guess what? (guess what?) It's gonna be me

Henry & June: Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you (for you babe) You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it) But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally Get to love somebody (love) Guess what (guess what) It's gonna be me

Every little thing I do Never seems enough for you You don't want to lose it again (don't want to lose it) But I'm not like them Baby, when you finally (baby when you finally) Get to love somebody Guess what (guess what)

It's gonna be me

TJ's dad: "Now we will sing larger than life by backstreet boys.

Drew pickles: Henry, June, your giving us a headache!

Henry and June: I may run and hide When you're screamin' my name, alright But let me tell you now There are prices to fame, alright All of our time spent in flashes of light All you people can't you see, can't you see How your love's affecting our reality Every time we're down You can make it right And that makes you larger than life Looking at the crowd And I see your body sway, c'mon Wishin' I could thank you in a different way, c'mon 'Cause all of your time spent keeps us alive All you people can't you see, can't you see How your love's affecting our reality Every time we're down You can make it right And that makes you larger than life All of your time spent keeps us alive All you people can't you see, can't you see How your love's affecting our reality Every time we're down You can make it right And that makes you larger than life Yeah, every time we're down Yeah, you can make it right Yeah, and that's what makes you larger than life All you people can't you see, can't you see How your love's affecting our reality Every time we're down You can make it right And that makes you larger That makes you larger That makes you larger than life

June: Now we will sing another song by backstreet boys, it’s called, as long as you love me.

Barney: no, anything but another backstreet boys song

Henry: Although loneliness has always been a friend of mine I'm leavin' my life in your hands People say I'm crazy and that I am blind Risking it all in a glance And how you got me blind is still a mystery I can't get you out of my head Don't care what is written in your history As long as you're here with me I don't care who you are Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are Where you're from Don't care what you did As long as you love me

June: Every little thing that you have said and done Feels like it's deep within me Doesn't really matter if you're on the run It seems like we're meant to be I don't care who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) What you did As long as you love me (I don't know) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) Don't care what you did As long as you love me (yeah) As long as you love me As long as you love me

Both: I've tried to hide it so that no one knows But I guess it shows When you look into my eyes What you did and where you're comin' from I don't care, as long as you love me, baby I don't care who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) What you did As long as you love me (as long as you love me) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) Don't care what you did (yeah) As long as you love me (as long as you love me) Who you are (who you are) Where you're from What you did As long as you love me Who you are (who you are) Where you're from (where you're from) As long as you love me Who you are As long as you love me What you did (I don't care) As long as you love me

Henry: Now we will sing waiting for tonight by Jennifer Lopez

Quaker queer: Henry June, can you stop singing? Your giving us a headache by singing lots of 90s and early 00s songs

Henry: Like a movie scene, In the sweetest dreams, I have pictured us together Now to fell your lips, On my finger tips, I have to say is even better Than I ever thought it could possibly be It's perfect, it's passion, its setting me free From all of my sadness, The tears that I've cried, I have spent all my life

Both: Waiting for tonight, Oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, Oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight

June: Tender words you say, Take my breath away, Love me now, and leave me never Found a sacred place, lost in your embrace, I want to stay in this forever I think of the days when the sun used to set, On my empty heart, All alone in my bed Tossing and turning emotions were strong, I knew I had to hold on

Both: Waiting for tonight, Oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, Oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, Oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, Oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight

Gone are the days when the sun used to set, On my empty heart all alone in my bed Tossing and turning, Emotions were strong I knew I had to hold on Waiting for tonight, Oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, Oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, Oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, Oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, Oh When you would be here in my arms Waiting for tonight, Oh I've dreamed of this love for so long Waiting for tonight, Oh

June: Now we will sing oops I did it again by Britney Spears.

TJ:

Both: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think I did it again I made you believe we're more than just friends Oh baby It might seem like a crush But it doesn't mean that I'm serious 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, baby Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent You see my problem is this I'm dreaming away Wishing that heroes, they truly exist I cry, watching the days Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways But to lose all my senses That is just so typically me Oh baby, oh Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All aboard" Henry: "Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have"

June: "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?"

Henry: "Yeah, yes it is"

June: "But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"

Henry: "Well baby, I went down and got it for you"

June: "Aww, you shouldn't have"

Both: Oops, I did it again to your heart Got lost in this game, oh baby Oops, you think that I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent Oops, I did it again I played with your heart, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent

Henry: Now we will sing livin la Vida loca

Arthur: why do you kids have to keep singing songs?

Both: She's into superstitions Black cats and voodoo dolls I feel a premonition That girl's gonna make me fall She's into new sensation New kicks in the candlelight She's got a new addiction For every day and night She'll make you take your Clothes off and go dancing in the rain She'll make you live her crazy life But she'll take away your pain Like a bullet to your brain Upside inside out She's livin' la vida loca She'll push and pull you down Livin' la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color of mocha She will wear you out Livin' la vida loca She's livin la vida loca Woke up in New York City In a funky cheap hotel She took my heart And she took my money She must've slipped me a sleepin' pill She never drinks the water And makes you order French champagne Once you've has a taste of her You'll never be the same Yeah, she'll make you go insane Upside inside out She's livin' la vida loca She'll push and pull you down Livin' la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color of mocha She will wear you out Livin' la vida loca She's livin la vida loca She'll make you take your Clothes off and go dancing in the rain She'll make you live her crazy life Until you go insane No, you'll never be the same Upside inside out She's livin' la vida loca She'll push and pull you down Livin' la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color of mocha She will wear you out Livin' la vida loca She's livin la vida loca Livin' la vida loca Livin' la vida loca Livin' la vida loca Upside inside out She's livin' la vida loca She'll push and pull you down Livin' la vida loca Her lips are devil red And her skin's the color of mocha She will wear you out Livin' la vida loca She's livin la vida loca Livin' la vida loca Livin' la vida loca Livin' la vida loca

Henry: Now we will sing The Adventures of Abney and Teal theme song."

Ronald McDonald:

TJ's dad: "Abney and Teal. How does it feel? To live in the park on an island."

TJ's mom: "It's just right for us. It's adventurous."

All: "And it's home from home on our island."

June: Now we will sing Never ever by all saints.

TJ:

June: A few questions that I need to know How you could ever hurt me so I need to know what I've done wrong And how long it's been going on Was it that I never paid enough attention? Or did I not give enough affection? Not only will your answers keep me sane But I'll know never to make the same mistake again You can tell me to my face or even on the phone You can write it in a letter, either way, I have to know Did I never treat you right? Did I always start the fight? Either way, I'm going out of my mind All the answers to my questions I have to find

Henry: My head's spinning Boy, I'm in a daze I feel isolated Don't wanna communicate I'll take a shower, I will scour I will rub To find peace of mind The happy mind I once owned, yeah

June: Flexing vocabulary runs right through me The alphabet runs right from A to Z Conversations, hesitations in my mind You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find I'm not crazy I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong, no I'm just waiting 'Cause I heard that this feeling Won't last that long

Both: Never ever have I ever felt so low When you gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right Never ever have I ever felt so low When you gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find

Henry: I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right I'll keep searching Deep within my soul For all the answers Don't wanna hurt no more I need peace, gotta feel at ease Need to be Free from pain, going insane My heart aches, yeah

June: Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head The alphabet runs right from A to Z Conversations, hesitations in my mind You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find I'm not crazy I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong And now I'm just waiting 'Cause I heard that this feeling won't last that long

Both: Never ever have I ever felt so low When ya gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right Never ever have I ever felt so low When ya gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right Never ever have I ever felt so low When ya gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right Never ever have I ever felt so low When ya gonna take me out of this black hole? Never ever have I ever felt so sad The way I'm feeling yeah, you got me feeling really bad Never ever have I had to find I've had to dig away to find my own peace of mind I've never ever had my conscience to fight The way I'm feeling, yeah, I just don't feel right You can tell me to my face You can tell me on the phone Uh, you can write it in a letter, babe 'Cause I really need to know You can tell me to my face You can tell me on the phone Ooh, you can write it in a letter, babe 'Cause I really need to know You can write it in a letter, babe You can write it in a letter, babe

June: Now we will sing stop by spice girls.

Drew pickles: Henry, June, why do you have to sing swell renditions of every 1990and early 2000 song?

Both: You just walk in, I make you smile It's cool but You don't even know me You take an inch, I run a mile Can't win you're Always right behind me And we know that you could go and find some other Take or leave it or just don't even bother Caught in a craze, it's just a phase Or will this be around forever Don't you know it's going too fast (ooh, to fast) Racing so heard you know it won't last (ooh, won't last) Don't you know why can't you see Slow it down, read the sign So you know just where you're going Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Do do do do Do do do do Do do do always be together Ba da ba ba Ba da ba ba Ba da ba stay that way forever And we know that you can go and find some other Take or leave it 'cause we've always got each other You know who you are and yes, you're gonna breakdown You've crossed the line so you're gonna have to turnaround Don't you know it's going too fast (ooh, to fast) Racing so hard you know it won't last (ooh, won't last) Don't you know why can't you see Slow it down, read the sign So you know just where you're going Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Gotta keep it down honey, lay your back on the line 'Cause I don't care about the money, don't be wasting my time You need less speed, get off my case You gotta slow it down baby, just get out of my face Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you always on the run (stop right now) Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun Stop right now thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch (we wanna thank, we wanna thank you) Hey you always on the run (stop right now) Gotta slow it down baby, gotta have some fun (thank you very much, thank you very much)

Henry: Now we will sing Independant women by destiny’s child, which is from the film charlie’s Angels starring Lucy liu, drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz.

Arthur: not the song from the film charlie’s Angels, Lucy liu, drew barrymore and Cameron Diaz are gay women

June: don’t say that!

Both: Lucy Liu With my girl, Drew Cameron D and Destiny Charlie's Angels, come on Uh, uh, uh

Henry: Question, tell me what you think about me I buy my own diamonds and I buy my own rings Only ring your celly when I'm feelin' lonely When it's all over please get up and leave Question, tell me how you feel about this Try to control me, boy, you get dismissed Pay my own fun, oh, and I pay my own bills Always fifty fifty in relationships

June: The shoes on my feet, I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it The rock I'm rockin', I've bought it 'Cause I depend on me if I want it The watch I'm wearin', I've bought it The house I live in, I've bought it The car I'm driving, I've bought it I depend on me, I depend on me

Both: All the women, who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys, who making money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas, who profit dollars Throw your hands up at me All the ladies, who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that

June: Tell me how you feel about this Who would I want if I would wanna live I worked hard and sacrificed to get what I get Ladies, it ain't easy being independent Question, how'd you like this knowledge that I brought Bragging on that cash that he gave you is to front If you're gonna brag make sure it's your money you flaunt Depend on no-one else to give you what you want

Henry: The shoes on my feet, I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing, I've bought it The rock I'm rockin', I've bought it 'Cause I depend on me if I want it The watch I'm wearin', I've bought it The house I live in, I've bought it The car I'm driving, I've bought it I depend on me, I depend on me Both: All the women, who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys, who making money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas, who profit dollars Throw your hands up at me All the ladies, who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Destiny's Child, whasup? You in the house? Sure 'nuff We'll break these people off Angel style Child of Destiny Independent beauty Noone else can scare me Charlie's Angels, oh woah All the women, who are independent Throw your hands up at me All the honeys, who making money Throw your hands up at me All the mommas, who profit dollars Throw your hands up at me All the ladies, who truly feel me Throw your hands up at me Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that Charlie, how your Angels get down like that Girl I didn't know you could get down like that

Henry: Now we will sing you get what you give by new radicals.

Drew pickles: anything but new radicals

Henry and June: 1, 2, 1, 2, 3

Henry: Wake up kids We've got the dreamers disease Age 14 we got you down on your knees So polite, you're busy still saying please Frienemies, who when you're down ain't your friend Every night we smash their Mercedes-Benz First we run, and then we laugh 'til we cry But when the night is falling You cannot find the light You feel your dreams are dying Hold tight

Henry and June: You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give

June: I'm comin' home baby You're tops, Give it to me now Four a.m. We ran a miracle mile We're flat broke, But hey we do it in style The bad rich God's flying in for your trial But when the night is falling You cannot find a friend (friend) You feel your tree is breaking Just then

Henry and June: You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give This whole damn world, could fall apart You'll be ok, follow your heart You're in harms way, I'm right behind Now say you're mine You've got the music in you Don't let go You've got the music in you One dance left This world is gonna pull through Don't give up You've got a reason to live Can't forget We only get what we give Don't let go I feel the music in you Don't let go Fly high, high What's real, can't die You only get what you give You only get what you give Don't give up Just don't be afraid to leave Health insurance rip off lying FDA big bankers buying Fake computer crashes dining Cloning while they're multiplying Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson Courtney Love, and Marilyn Manson You're all fakes Run to your mansions Come around We'll kick your ass in Don't let go One dance left Don't give up Can't forget

Henry: Now we will sing baby one more time by Britney Spears.

Ned Flanders: don’t sing that song, it’ll give us a headache

Henry: Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here Oh baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how want it to be Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because My loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time

June: Oh baby, baby The reason I breathe is you Boy you got me blinded Oh pretty baby There's nothing that I wouldn't do It's not the way I planned it Show me how you want it to be Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because My loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time

Henry: Oh baby, baby Oh baby, baby Yeah,

Henry and June: Oh baby, baby how was I supposed to know Oh pretty baby, I shouldn't have let you go I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me baby one more time

My loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me baby one more time I must confess, that my loneliness is killing me now Don't you know I still believe That you will be here And give me a sign Hit me baby one more time

June: Finally. we will sing C’est la vie by B*witched.

Barney: you better not sing c’est la vie by b*witched, or we’ll have a headache

Henry and June: Some people say I look like me dad What! Are you serious?!

Henry: I said; Hey boy sittin' in your tree Mummy always wants you to come for tea Don't be shy, straighten up your tie Get down from the tree house sittin' in the sky I wanna know just what to do Is it very big is there room for two? I've got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine, if you show me yours Gotta let me in (hey hey hey) Let the fun begin (yeaaah) I'm the wolf today (hey hey hey) I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow you away

Henry and June: Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me C'est la vie Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me (get a life) C'est la vie

June: Do you play with the girls, play with the boys? Do you ever get lonely playing with your toys? We can talk, we can sing I'll be the queen and you'll be the king Hey boy in your tree Throw down your ladder make a room for me I've got a house with windows and doors I'll show you mine, you show me yours Gotta let me in. hey hey hey Let the fun begin (heeeey) I'm the wolf today hey hey hey I'll huff I'll puff I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow you away

Henry and June: Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me C'est la vie. Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true say to me (what are you like) C'est la vie. Hey hey Na na na eh Na na na oh Na na na eh Hey hey hey hey Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me (wanna say) C'est la vie. Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me (fight like me dad as well) C'est la vie. Na na na eh Na na na oh (c'est la vie) Na na na eh Hey hey (c'est la vie...)

Barney: Those were the most annoying 90s songs ever!