Zorch Misbehaves at a Baseball Game

Zorch: Hey, Flain.

Flain: What is it, Zorch?

Zorch: Can we go to the baseball stadium? I want to see the Los Angeles Dodgers game against Pittsburgh Pirates.

Flain: No.

Zorch: But Flain, I'm really bored, and I want to see a sports game at the stadium.

Flain: Zorch, I said no, we are not going to the baseball game today. If you want to, you can watch the game on TV.

Zorch: NO! I WANT TO GO SEE THE GAME AT THE STADIUM!

Flain: For the last time, the answer is no. If you want to see the game, you can turn on the TV and watch it on the sports channel.

Vulk: Flain, the TV's broken!

Flain: Did you hear that, Zorch? The TV's broken. That means we can go to the stadium while the TV gets fixed.

Zorch: Yay! I can't wait to see the game in person!

(So, Zorch and Flain go to the baseball stadium)

Zorch: Woohoo! Go, Dodgers!

(30 minutes later, the Pirates score five home runs)

Zorch: What the-?! The Pirates are up by five points! They've got to be cheating!

Flain: Zorch, knock it off right now. It's just a game. It doesn't matter if the Dodgers lose to the Pirates.

Zorch: I don't care! I want the Dodgers to win against the Pirates!

Flain: But, Zorch...

Zorch: Aw, shut up, Flain!

(Everyone in the bleachers looks at Zorch in shock and confusion)

Flain: Zorch, stop acting like a brat. You can sit back and enjoy the game, or we'll go straight home.

Zorch: THAT'S IT! YOU ASKED FOR IT! PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH, YOU STUPID PIRATES FANS OUT THERE!

(Zorch destroys the stadium. Everyone panics and flees from the bleachers)

Flain: (Scary voice) ZORCH! HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE STADIUM?! THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW, AND I'M SENDING YOU TO BED EARLY! THERE WILL BE NO COMPUTER, NO FAKE VHS OPENINGS, NO PEPSI, AND STARTING TOMORROW, YOU WILL WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ WITH MARUKO AND HER FRIENDS AND CLASSMATES!!