Birdman 2K5 gets sent to Karate

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Dad: BIRDMAN FUCKING 2K FUCKING 5! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR EVER SO YOU’RE JUST, GROUNDED FOR LIFE! HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK TO GOD AND JESUS AND KILL SCOOBY DOO?

Mom: That’s it!

Teacher: That’s it!

Sonic: You Are hereby expelled!

Birdman 2K5: SHUT UP! I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD! I WANT TO KILL HIM!

Principal: Hey! You don’t talk back to God! Go to karate right now!

At karate

Teacher: You are the only student today that means you are going to work a gazillion gazillion times harder. Now run 987654321987654321987654321 laps

987654321987654321987654321 laps later

Birdman 2K5: Jesus Christ I’m so tired, and sore. I want, to, rest.

Teacher: No resting! Now get up, off, your, ass and do, 5987522579983749874 push ups

5987522579983749874 Push ups later

Birdman 2K5: Fuck.

Teacher: No swearing. Now fight Shaggy and Ben Tennyson!

Birdman 2K5: Oh Jesus!

Shaggy and Ben Tennyson attack Birdman 2K5

Birdman 2K5: God! I hate you! Teacher: Stop acting like a Anti-Christian and Nazi! Now get your ass off your face and do a back flip

Birdman 2K5: *fails to backflip* Ouch! I don’t think I’m good with backflip. How are my moves?

Teacher: Lame! These are the stupidest and worst moves I’ve ever seen.These moves are so so so so so so so so weak. That is it! I had enough of you! you are now kicked out of karate forever! and I’m going to Call your parents!

At home

Dad: Birdman 2K5! You got kicked out of karate! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That’s it! You are grounded grounded grounded there will be No iPod no mall no TV no movies no more video games no more life in furthermore!

Birdman 2K5: What is that add?

Mom: Now since you thought is was playtime over there, go upstairs to your room right now and you are grounded for a fucking year and you are a bad boy