Beetlejuice And Lydia rewind the crossover (Lydia’s scare school finale)

Transcript

Lydia Deetz: well, that’s it, the big wrap up, the happy ending, the grand finale!

Pumbaa: {whimpering} It's over already?

Lydia Deetz: Well, BJ. That's the thing about endings. They come at the end.

Beetlejuice: {brightening} Ooh, can we watch it again?

Lydia Deetz: BJ, we just saw it. Maybe tomorrow.

Casper: {entering in silhouette} Hey, what are you guys doing? {gasps as she sees the screen} You didn't tell me you were watching the crossover! I wanna watch too!

Lydia Deetz: Casper, we just finished. Show's over.

Casper: Well, you're just gonna have to rewind it!

{Casper grabs Beetlejuice’s big remote and begins rewinding.}

Lydia Deetz: {pained} Casper!

Casper: {calling offscreen} Mantha! Ra! Thatch! Other little monsters! We're gonna watch the movie!

Lydia Deetz: {despairing} Oh, no!

Mantha: {entering, carrying a box of popcorn} Hey, I brought extra butter.

Thatch: Hey Guys, I bought a hot dog with ketchup for Mantha. And some hot dogs with ketchup and mustard for me and Casper.

Capy: And us little monsters bought nachos

Big bird: {entering, walking along the seatbacks} Hey, you guys are watching the crossover?

Grover: Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.

{The silhouette of EB walks in and sits down.}

Lydia Deetz: What the...

{Bear comes in, followed by the ojo, tutter, treelo, pip and pop.}

Bear: Oh, excuse me...

Pip: 'Scuse me.

Pop: 'Scuse me.

Treelo: 'Scuse me.

Ojo: 'Scuse me.

Tutter: Get outta the way.

Lydia Deetz: Who is this crowd?

{flapjack And Captain k’nuckles enters and sits down in the middle, followed by chowder, the wattersons, Grojband, wayside cast, brandy and mr whiskers, my life as a teenage robot characters, and the book of pooh characters are also seated in this row.}

Lydia Deetz: Hey, down in front!

{In another row, Goofy, the Simpsons, the Griffins, and Donald Duck are sitting; Stitch crawls down the wall and jumps from head to head until he gets to a vacant seat.

Stitch: Oho!

Goofy: Gawrsh!

Stitch: Aloha!

Donald Duck: {unintelligible squawking; he makes fists at Stitch}

{In still another row, Sector V sit at opposite ends of the row; The muppets came in, and Kermit imitates a rooster's crow. Elmo, Zoe, Rosita And telly all pile in, shouting. Switch to Lydia Deetz’s row, where she's holding two large bodies apart to keep them from squashing her.}

Lydia Deetz: Watch it! {straining} Unnnh!

{Lydia’s row has the histeria kid chorus, the suite life of Zack and Cody cast, PB&J otter, total drama contestants, kablam staplers, and the little einsteins and more characters from Eli wages videoes; Bert and Ernie squeeze together, and Lydia squirts out from between them like a watermelon seed. She lands next to Beetlejuice as the movie, still rewinding, nears the beginning.}

Lydia Deetz: {resigned} Okay, buddy. You win.

Beetlejuice: Sure you don't mind?

Lydia Deetz: {sincere} Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!

Somebody: Shh.

Somebody: Sorry.

Beetlejuice: Uh. Babes... {the screen goes black} I still don't do so well in crowds.