Lawson and Gelman Play Golf at School and Get Grounded

Lawson and Gelman Play Golf at School and Get Grounded is a grounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis as part of the Recessverse, published on March 20th 2019

At the Third Street School, Lawson and Gelman were feeling bored.

Lawson: Man! I'm bored!

Gelman: Me too!

Lawson: I wish where's something we can do.

Then Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: Hey Gelman. Let's play golf together!

Gelman: Good idea, Lawson! Let's do it! Let's go to the garage to fetch some golf equipment!

Lawson and Gelman went off to Third Street School's garage, and they fetched some golf equipmet and left the garage. Then they went back to their spot.

Lawson: Okay, Gelman! Let's play golf together! Let's hit the ball over the swing!

Gelman: Yeah' Let's do it! Lawson and Gelman swung their golf sticks and hit the golf balls. The golf balls flew over the swing where Swinger Girl was swinging and they landed on the ground.

Lawson: Yay! We got a hole in one! Seventeen shots to go!

Swinger Girl was angry.

Swinger Girl: Hey! What are you doing? I was trying to swing higher! I don't like being interrupted by flying golf balls! So scram!

Lawson: Okay, Swinger Girl!

Lawson and Gelman went off to catch up with their balls, and then they caught up with them.

Gelman: Now let's hit the ball over the Upside Down Girl's leg!

Lawson: Good idea!

Lawson and Gelman picked up their balls and walked off to the bar where the Upside-Down Girl was hanging from. Then they stopped at the bar and walked far from it. Lawson and Gelman swung their sticks and hit the balls. The balls flew between the Upside-Down Girl's legs. The balls landed on the ground.

Lawson: Yes! That's hole under 2!

The Upside-Down Girl was angry,

Upside-Down Girl: Ooooooh! Lawson and Gelman, what do you think you're doing? You can't hit balls between your legs while I'm hanging upside-down! You'll be sorry if I got off my bar. Now leave.

Lawson: Whatever you say, Upside-Down Girl!

Lawson and Gelman went off to catch up with their balls, and then they caught up with them.

Lawson: Now let's try hitting the ball up to King Bob's Jungle Gym!

Gelman: Good idea! Let's go!

Lawson and Gelman picked up their balls and walked off and then they approached the Jungle Gym and stopped. Lawson and Gelman swung their sticks and hit the balls. The balls flew up to the Jungle Gym and landed on the top of it. King Bob was shocked.

King Bob: Hey, what the...? Who tossed the golf balls onto my Jungle Gym?

Just then, Jordan and Jerome came.

Jordan: Sire, Lawson and Gelman were playing golf!

Jerome: Yeah, they tossed the balls up to your floor!

King Bob: What?! Why I ought to send them to the dodgeball wall for this!

Then Lawson and Gelman came.

Lawson: Okay, Gelman. Since we're on top of the Jungle Gym. Try knocking the balls into the Ashleys' Clubhouse!

Gelman: Yeah, let's do it!

Then King Bob confronted Lawson and Gelman.

King Bob: Hold it right there, Jordan and Jerome! What's the idea of tossing the golf balls up to my floor! What are you doing?

Lawson: Um, Gelman and I were playing golf and we were getting eighteen holes in one.

Gelman: Yeah, we scored three. Now, we're going to toss the balls into the Ashleys' Clubhouse.

King Bob: Hey! You wouldn't dare do that!

Lawson: Oh yeah, Kingy! Watch this!

Lawson and Gelman swung their sticks and hit the balls, and the balls flew over to the Ashleys' Clubhouse and fell through the tires and landed on the Ashleys' table. The Ashleys were horrified.

Ashley A: Hey! How did you balls come into our clubhouse?

Ashley B: I don't know, Ashley A. I think it could be someone who was playing golf.

Ashley Q: They might have knocked the balls into here.

Ashley T: Really, Ashley Q?

Ashley Q: Yeah.

Just then, Lawson and Gelman came, and the Ashleys scowled.

Ashley A: Well, slap our faces if it isn't Lawson and Gelman!

Ashley B: Ashley A, it must be Lawson and Gelman who are playing golf.

Ashley A: So Lawson and Gelman, you must be playing golf? What are you doing?

Lawson: Eh, we were playing golf. Now we scored four holes in one. Only fourteen to you.

Gelman: We'll take our balls back from you.

Lawson and Gelman took the balls on the table.

Lawson: Come on, Gelman! Let's get out of here!

Lawson and Gelman went out of the Ashleys' Clubhouse.

Ashley B: Gosh, Ashley A. Those idiots shall watch where they're hitting.

Outside at the playground, Lawson and Gelman continued playing.

Lawson: Let's hit the big bush!

Lawson and Gelman hit their balls to the big bush, and they rushed off to get them from the big bush.

Lawson: Hole number 5! I got it! Let's hit the balls over to the goal post!

Gelman: Good idea!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls to the goal post, and then they rushed off to get them from the goal post.

Lawson: We scored six! Let's try hitting them over to the Diggers' hole.

Gelman: Good idea! Let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman went off to the Diggers' hole, and they approached it and stopped.

Lawson: Let's hit the balls to the Diggers' hole!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls, and the balls flew and landed in the Diggers' hole. Then the Diggers popped up, and they were angry.

Digger Dave: Hey, who tossed the balls into our hole?!

Digger Sam: It seems someone's playing golf.

Then Lawson and Gelman came, and they climbed down the hole. The Diggers were annoyed at Lawson and Gelman.

Digger Dave: Hey! You can't knock your balls into our hole! You're interrupting our digging!

Digger Sam: Yeah, take those balls with you and get out!

Lawson: Whatever you say, Diggers!

Lawson and Gelman grabbed their balls and they climbed out of the hole.

Lawson: Now let's hit the ball into the dumpster!

Gelman: Good idea, let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman walked off to the dumpster and then later they approached the dumpster.

Gelman: Okay, Lawson! Let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman hit their balls and the balls flew into the dumpster.

Lawson: Hole in one! Let's get these balls out of the dumpster.

So Lawson and Gelman walked over to the dumpster and they got the balls out.

Gelman: Hey, Lawson! Let's trying tossing the balls over the kindergarteners' gate.

Lawson: Right, Gelman! Let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman walked off to the kindergartener's gate, and then they stopped towards it.

Lawson: OK, let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls and the balls flew over the kindergartener' gate, and they landed on the ground.

Suddenly, the kindergarteners woke up, even Captain Sticky.

Captain Sticky: Hey, guys! Who tossed the golf balls into our area?!

Hector: I think some bad guy tossed the balls here.

Just then, Lawson and Gelman came.

Lawson: Hey, kindergarteners! We're here to bring out balls back!

Captain Sticky: Hector, Tubby, Spencer, Cindy, get those beasts!

Hector: Let's get them!

Tubby: We're going to attack them!

Spencer: Yeah! Let's do it!

Cindy: We'll tie them up on the tree!

Lawson and Gelman were horrified.

Lawson: Let's get out of here before the kindergarteners attack us!

Gelman: Right, we better get out of here!

Captain Sticky commanded Hector, Tubby, Spencer and Cindy.

Captain Sticky: Get them!

Hector, Tubby, Spencer and Cindy tried to catch Lawson and Gelman, but Lawson and Gelman closed the door to safety.

Hector, Tubby, Spencer and Cindy were riled.

Hector: Oh man! We missed!

Tubby: Cowards!

Lawson: Now we scored nine holes in one! Let's play golf inside the school!

Gelman: Good idea, let's go!

Lawson and Gelman walked off, and they stopped towards the door.

Lawson: Okay, how about we hit the balls through the door?

Gelman: Good idea! Now I'm going to open the doors.

Gelman walked towards the steps, and then he opened the doors, and he walked back to Lawson.

Gelman: And now, let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls through the doors, and then they went up the steps and they went through the doors. They closed the doors.

Lawson: Great, eight more holes in one to go. Gelman, let's hit the balls to the top of the lockers.

Gelman: Right!

Lawson and Gelman went off to the lockers and then they approached it.

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls to the top of the lockers, and the balls landed on top of the lockers. Then Lawson and Gelman rushed off to get them, and then they tipped the lockers, and the balls landed on the ground. Lawson and Gelman picked up the balls.

Lawson: Let's try tossing them up the stairs!

Lawson and Gelman walked off to the stairs, and then they stopped at the bottom of the stairs. Then they tossed the balls up to the top of the stairs.

Lawson: Hole in one!

Lawson and Gelman went upstairs and they grabbed the balls.

Lawson: Let's try the janitor's room!

Lawson and Gelman went off to Hank's room, and then they went inside it.

Lawson: Let's hit the balls over the boiler!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls over the boilers, and then the balls landed on the top of the boiler. Then the balls rolled off the boiler and landed on the ground.

Lawson: Come on, Gelman. Let's go to the library.

Just then, Hank came.

Hank: Hey! What are you doing in my room?! Get out of here right now!

Lawson: Oh no! Hank's going to get us!

Gelman: We better get out of here!

Lawson and Gelman quickly picked up their balls and ran out of Hank's room, and they rushed off to the library. Then they arrived at the library.

Lawson: Let's try tossing them over the library shelves!

Gelman: Good idea, let's go!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls and the balls over the library shelves, and they landed next to the Library Kid who was reading the book around French. Library Kid got rudely interrupted.

Library Kid: Hey, who tossed those golf balls to me?!

Just then, Lawson and Gelman came.

Library Kid: Oh, it's you Lawson and Gelman. What's the idea of tossing the golf balls next to me? I was reading the book about French.

Lawson: Oh sorry, Library Kid. Gelman and I were playing golf.

Gelman: Yeah, we scored fourteen holes in one. We got four more to score.

Library Kid stood up, and she picked up the balls and gave them back to Lawson and Gelman.

Library Kid: Here, take those golf balls with you and get out. I'm busy trying to read the book about French.

Lawson: Come on, Gelman. Let's try the cafeteria.

Gelman: Good idea, let's go!

Lawson and Gelman went off to the cafeteria, and then they arrived at it.

Lawson: Now let's try tossing the balls over the stand!

Lawson and Gelman tossed the balls over the stand and they landed on the ground. Lawson and Gelman rushed off to fetch their balls, and then they picked them up. Just then, Lunchlady Irma came, and she was annoyed.

Lunchlady Irma: Hey, you! Get out of my stand!

Lawson: Come on, Gelman! Let's scarper!

Lawson and Gelman left the stand quickly.

Lawson: Gelman, let's try our classroom!

Gelman: Good idea! Let's do it!

Lawson and Gelman rushed off to their classroom, and then they arrived at their classroom. They walked to the back of it.

Lawson: Let's try tossing the balls at the chalkboard!

Gelman: Right, this is going to be great!

Lawson and Gelman tossed the balls at the chalkboard and they landed behind Miss Finster's desk.

Lawson: Hole in one! Two more holes in one to go!

Lawson and Gelman rushed off to the chalkboard, and then they picked up their balls from behind Miss Finster's desk.

Lawson: Okay, let's try Miss Lemon's office!

Gelman: Good idea!

Lawson and Gelman went off to Miss Lemon's office, and then they arrived at Miss Lemon's office.

Lawson: Let's try tossing the balls over Miss Lemon's desk!

Gelman: Right, this is going to be fun!

Lawson and Gelman tossed the balls over Miss Lemon's desk and they landed behind it. Lawson and Gelman rushed off to the chalkboard, and they picked up their balls from behind Miss Lemon's desk.

Just then, Miss Lemon came.

Miss Lemon: Hey, you! What are you doing in my office?!

Lawson: Um, we were playing golf! Now we scored seventeen holes in one, and we only got one more to score!

Gelman: Yeah, we're off to get one more hole in one to go!

Miss Lemon: Well, get out of my office before I give you detention.

Lawson: Whatever you say, Miss Lemon. (to Gelman) Come on, Gelman. Let's try tossing the balls up to Principal Prickly's window.

Lawson and Gelman went off to get outside the building, and then they got out. They walked over to the box, and they stopped. Lawson and Gelman looked to Principal Prickly's window.

Lawson: Okay Gelman! Get ready, aim! Fire!

Lawson and Gelman hit the balls up to Principal Prickly's window and they crashed through it.

Lawson: Fore! Yay! We did it! We scored all eighteen holes in one!

Gelman: Yeah, let's celebrate!

Just then, Miss Finster came, and she was furious.

Miss Finster: Nice toss, Lawson and Gelman! What do you think you're doing?

Lawson: Um, me and Lawson were playing golf, at the end of the game.

Gelman: We tossed the balls at Principal Prickly's window, breaking it.

Miss Finster: Lawson and Gelman, you don't ever play golf at school. That's it, come with me to Principal Prickly's office right now! March!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson and Gelman kicking and screaming on the way to Principal Prickly's office.

Lawson and Gelman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Miss Finster, Lawson and Gelman entered Principal Prickly's office.

Miss Finster: Your window breakers, sir.

Principal Prickly: What?! You mean Lawson and Gelman?

Miss Finster: Yes. They've been playing golf around school. Can you give those hooligans a good talking to!

Principal Prickly: Okay Muriel, thanks for telling me!

Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly glared to Lawson and Gelman.

Principal Prickly: So these are the boys who would break the window of a principal? Tell me, Lawson and Gelman. Did you break my window?

Lawson: Um, yes. We did break your window while we were playing golf.

Gelman: And we did score all eighteen holes in one.

Principal Prickly was furious with Lawson and Gelman.

Principal Prickly: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Lawson and Gelman, how dare you play golf at school and break my window?! You know that windows costs $650! This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever play golf around school! You see playing golf around school undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know you're not allowed to play golf around school. This is for sports, the playground, golf clubs and golf championships only, not playing around this school. And for this, I found those golf balls that had smashed through my window. Now give me the golf sticks right now!

Lawson: Okay, here are the golf sticks.

Lawson and Gelman gave Principal Prickly the golf sticks.

Principal Prickly: Thank you! I'm taking them back to the garage where they belong! That's it, you two are suspended for a week! Go home right now!

Lawson and Gelman went home in disgrace.

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you play golf at school and get suspended along with Gelman? You know you're allowed to play golf at school. And what's worse, you broke your principal's window! Thanks to you, that window costs $650! You know playing golf is for sports, the playground, golf clubs and golf championships only, not playing around school. That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no computer! Go to your room now!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's dad was furious with Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you play golf at school and get suspended along with Erwin? You know you're allowed to play golf at school. And what's worse, you broke your principal's window! Thanks to you, that window costs $650! You know playing golf is for sports, the playground, golf clubs and golf championships only, not playing around school. That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no computer! Go to your room now!

Gelman went to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

CAST

Eric as Lawson, King Bob and Hector

Joey as Gelman, Jordan, Digger Dave and Joey

Princess as Swinger Girl

Salli as Upside-Down Girl

Steven as Jerome and Digger Sam

Emma as Ashley Armbruster and Cindy

Amy as Ashley Boulet

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Paul as Captain Sticky

Brian as Tubby

Dallas as Hank

Kendra as Library Kid

Grace as Lunchlady Irma

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Simon as Gelman's dad