Alley Oops

It is a video made by Tadfazwa Zenegeya

Transcript

(Townsville, South Korea, July 29, 2019)

(One night, Pucca, Ching, and their parents are having dinner at a fancy restaurant. A few people are with them, since Pucca and Ching's parents scheduled a dinner date with some of their friends)

Pucca: (Translated from gibberish language) No way! We're not eating this dinner. You can't make us.

Ching: (Translated from gibberish language) Yeah, we'd rather eat at Arby's. Arby's is way better than this awful dinner.

Doris: Pucca and Ching, we're not having Arby's. We're all having fish, mixed vegetables, and mashed potatoes.

Boris: I agree with Doris. The food we all ordered is actually healthier than fast food.

Evil Trotro: That's right. Fish has a lot of protein, omega-3, riboflavin, and good minerals like iron, zinc, and magnesium, which is good for you.

Evil Shimajiro: Potatoes have a lot of potassium, in which your body really needs for their beneficial health effects in life because when you two grow up, you will be drafted into the Japanese Elite Ops to fight the land of Babybus and create a peace treaty.

Evil Mimirin: I absolutely agree with Shimajiro-saun, and also, vegetables has a lot of vitamins like iron, vitamin C folate, and Spinach has a lot of iron, and you need vegetables because they're good for your physical appearances.

Evil Torripii: And don't forget that the foods from Arby's have a lot of fat and sugar.

Evil Nyakki: I agree with everyone here. You can't always have fast food in your diet. You need to try some healthy foods for a change.

Pucca: Never! We want Arby's, not healthy food!

Doris: Pucca and Ching, cut it out right now. Just eat your fish, vegetables, and mashed potatoes right now, or you'll be forced to watch non-Disney Movies later on.

Boris: Your mother is right. You need to eat your dinner because it's good and healthier for you.

Tadfazwa Zenegeya: If you don't eat your fish, mashed potatoes, and vegetables right now, you won't receive anything made by Disney, NickToons, Original Nick, Bennesse and Toei Animation until further notice which will be on the 20th anniversary of Tarzan.

Pucca: NO! WE DON'T WANT FISH, MASHED POTATOES, AND VEGETABLES! WE WANT ARBY'S, GIVE US ARBY'S RIGHT NOW!

(Everyone gasps in shock)

Evil Mimirin: Uh-oh...

Evil Shimajiro: Both of you, stop it right now. You can eat your food, or you can have nothing at all and we'll go back home.

Pucca: We have a better idea. How about we destroy this stupid restaurant with a giant gorilla?

Ching: Yeah, let's do it! King Kong, get your butt over here!

Kuromi: Uh, guys? I think we'd better get out of here.

Evil Nyakki: Yeah, let's go. I don't want together caught in a huge, destructive rampage like this.

Kuromi: I'm outta here!

(Pucca and Ching summon King Kong and destroy the restaurant)

Doris: (Dragon roar) PUCCA AND CHING, HOW DARE YOU DESTROY THE FANCY RESTAURANT?! THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING HOME RIGHT NOW, AND THERE WILL BE SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE BOTH OF YOU BOYS!! (At home) Boris: You, Pucca and Ching, are grounded until the 20th anniversary of Tarzan, and we'll force both of you to watch baby shows that are not made by Disney, Bennesse, Toei and Sanrio tomorrow morning until you two will visit a new summer school. Doris: Now Evil Kai Lan is going to beat up the both of you and turn both of you into babies, and then you'll go immediately to bed while they call Summer School on the phone and tell them to pick you two up for detention tomorrow. Evil Kai Lan: Time to beat both of you, turn you into babies, and then put both of you in bed! (3 minutes after Evil Kai Lan beat up both Pucca and Ching for misbehaving) Evil Kai Lan: That's what you get for misbehaving at the Fancy Restaurant. Now we will shrink you down into babies! When you are babies, you need to wear diapers, go to preschool every day, watch baby shows made by Nick Jr., PBS Kids, PBS Kids Sprout and Babybus, eat baby food, play with baby toys, sleep in a crib, wear baby clothes, read baby books, listen to baby songs, drink from baby bottles, ride in strollers, play with rattles, suck pacifiers, and do everything else for babies and toddlers. (Pucca and Ching start shrinking into babies) Pucca: (shrinking in Twilight Sparkle's voice) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Pucca: (in gibberish baby voice) We're sorry for destroying the fancy restaurant in northern London. Ching: (in gibberish baby voice) And we are sorry for throwing a tantrum about wanting Arby’s. Please forgive us. Evil Kai Lan: Apologies not accepted. Now head up to bed! No dessert for you tonight because the only things you two can are fruits and vegetables because they will two grow big and strong like Sarabi to murder the land of Babybus' leaders!