The workers telethon theme (2013 version)

Lyrics

Moe: start the show, ready for some kind of entertainment

Kingsley: alright good luck everyone, and cue Allan

allan: okay, we go live in three, two...

announcer: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please welcome your host, Roy!

roy: It's the workers telethon with our very special guest, jojo! Yaay!

(Muppet show theme starts)

girls: It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

it's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight

boys: It's time to put on makeup

It's time to dress up right

It's time to get things started

Hank: (female voice) why don't you get things started

Johnny: dreams, those were nightmares!

Roy: It's time to get things started

workers: on the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational, this is what we call the muppet show

roy: ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the worker telethon