Ike tickles Azura

Hans Heimler and his Friends at the Luau was a GoAnimate special with the transcript and plot of it made by Elephant012. Credit to African Vulture for the Nutzis.

Plot
Hans Heimler was so excited to hula with his friends at the luau party when it's 6:00 PM. At the dance hut, Eva Braun teaches Hans how to hula the Classic way. After that, Hans tells his friends that the luau will start at 6:00 PM. Then, the Noobs that Luna Minami released try to hurt Azura. But Hans tells them to stay away from Azura. Erik Vons protects Azura and Viktor Braun arrives and tells Azura what was going on. Hans calls Hitler and tells him to send the Noobs to the Land of Make Believe and beat up Luna. Then, at 6:00 PM, Azura teaches Hans and the others how to hula the Classic way. After that, Hans and his friends finally dance the Classic hula way. Poor Luna.

Cast

 * French Fry as Hans Heimler and Karl Hamburger.
 * Young Guy as Erik Vons and Noob 1.
 * Eric as Viktor Braun, Rockin' Ralph, and Noob 2.
 * Simon as Hugo Himmler and Noob 3.
 * Joey as Oskar Braun and Prince Wednesday.
 * Kimberly as Helga Hamburger and Luna Minami.
 * Stefan as Hitler.
 * Catherine as Margret Himmler.
 * Katrin as Eva Braun.
 * Kayla as Julia Vons and Rita Fletcher.
 * Princess as Azura.
 * Wiseguy as Heinrich Himmler.
 * Dallas as Isaak Vons.

Transcript Part 1: Eva teaches Hans how to Hula
[Honolulu, Hawaii; 3:00 PM]

[Hans walks up to his friends]

Hans: Hello, everyone. Are you ready to hula?

Karl: Yes, Hans!

Erik: Yes, Hans!

Oskar: Yes, Hans!

Viktor: We'd like to hula with you!

Hugo: I agree!

Hans: Okay, let me practice my dance.

Oskar: Okay, Hans.

[Hans walks up to the dance hut]

[Cut to inside the dance hut]

[Hans was wearing his usual Gestapo outfit, usual gloves, usual hat, usual shoes, a green grass skirt, and a white lei]

[The hula music from the Beatles Cartoon episode, Matchbox, plays]

Eva: Okay, Hans. You need to learn to hula the classic way. Okay? Here we go. Step 1, using your hands, make a wave effect.

[Hans does so]

Eva: Goood job, Hans. Step 2, using your hips, sway them.

[Hans does so]

Eva: Keep going, Hans. Step 3, using your knees, do the same thing with your hips.

[Hans does so]

Eva: Very good, Hans. Now let's wait for the luau party to start.

Hans: Okay, Eva.

Transcript Part 2: The Noobs try to hurt Azura and Hans gets them to stay away from her.
[Cut to outside the dance hut; 3:30 PM]

[Hans was still wearing his usual Gestapo outfit, usual gloves, usual hat, usual shoes, a green grass skirt, and a white lei]

[Karl was wearing his usual Waffen SS outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a dark yellow grass skirt, and a white lei. Erik was wearing his usual soldier outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a dark green grass skirt, and a white lei. Viktor was wearing his usual Gestapo outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a blue grass skirt, and a yellow lei. Hugo was wearing his usual Waffen SS outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a red grass skirt, and an orange lei. Eva was wearing her usual Oktoberfest outfit and shoes, a yellow grass skirt, and a white lei. Helga was wearing her usual Gestapo outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a green grass skirt, and yellow lei. Ralph was wearing his usual rockstar outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a red grass skirt, and a white lei. Rita was wearing her usual outfit with hat and shoes, a purple grass skirt, and a white lei. Heinrich was wearing his usual Gestapo outfit with hat, gloves, and shoes, a gray grass skirt, and white lei. Julia was wearing her usual Gestapo outfit with hat, glasses, gloves, and shoes, a green grass skirt, and a light blue lei. Isaak was wearing his usual Gestapo outfit with hat and shoes, a red grass skirt, and a yellow lei. Azura was wearing a light blue Hawaiian shirt, a green grass skirt, and a yellow lei. Margret was wearing her usual Gestapo outfit with hat and shoes, a green grass skirt, and an orange lei, and Oskar was wearing his usual Gestapo outfit with hat and shoes, a blue grass skirt, and an orange lei.]

[Olde Timey plays]

Hans: Hey, everyone. The luau party should start at 6:00 PM.

Eva: That's right, Hans.

[The music from the Video Outlaw logo plays as the Noobs walk up to Azura]

Hugo: Uh oh. Someone's coming.

Noob 1: Hey look, boys! Azura was in her ugly outfit! Let's get her!

Noob 2: I agree!

Noob 3: Me too!

[Hans prevents the Noobs from hurting Azura]

Hans: Hold it, boys! Don't you dare hurt Azura! She was one of my friends!

Erik: Don't worry, Azura. I'll protect you!

[Erik protects Azura]

[Viktor runs up to Azura]

Viktor: What's going on here, Azura?

Azura: The Noobs are trying to hurt me!

Viktor: What? Azura, no one's going to hurt you.

Hugo: Azura, don't worry. It's okay. You are a good wife to Ike.

Ralph: Do not worry, Azura. Hans will call Hitler to send the Noobs to the Land of Make Believe.

Rita: Noobs, do not hurt Azura! If you three do, i'll call the cops on you!

Transcript Part 3: Hitler sends the Noobs to the Land of Make Believe
[4:00 PM]

[Iron Horse plays]

Hans: Okay, Noobs! That does it! I am calling Hitler!

Noob 1: Please do not call Hitler on us!

Noob 2: Please no!

Noob 3: Please don't! No!

Hans: Too bad, Noobs! That's what you three get for trying to hurt Azura! (picks up phone) Hello, Herr Hitler. This is Hans Heimler speaking. Can you arrive and send the Noobs to the Land of Make Believe?

Hitler: The Noobs did what? They are going to pay! Thank you for telling me!

Hans: No problem, Herr Hitler. Goodbye. (hangs up)

Hugo: Hitler was coming. Also, rather than escaping from the Land of Make Believe, you three will be prevented from escaping by Prince Wednesday!

Noob 1: OH MY GOSH!!

[Hitler walks up to the Noobs]

Hitler: Noobs, you three are going to be sent to the Land of Make Believe!

[Hitler sends the Noobs to the Land of Make Believe as Noob 1 screams in a female teenager's voice]

[Cut to the Land of Make Believe]

Noob 1: (normal voice) Why did we get sent to the Land of Make Believe?

Prince Wednesday: Hello, Noobs. I am Prince Wednesday. You three have been bad. I hope you three stay here. I will kill you three.

[Prince Wednesday kills the Noobs with a chainsaw; The action was censored]

Trancript Part 4: Luna Gets Beaten Up by Hitler
[Cut to Hitler's office]

[Villainous Treachery plays]

Hitler: Luna, how dare you release the Noobs to hurt Azura! You know it's bad for you! Azura was a good girl! She was a human monster! That does it! I will beat you up!

Luna: Please no, Hitler! Do not beat me up!

Hitler: Too bad, Luna.

Luna: Hitler, no!

[Hitler beats up Luna; The action was censored]

[Cut back to Honolulu, Hawaii; 4:30 PM]

Hans: It's a great thing Luna was beaten up by Hitler.

Karl: I agree with you, Hans.

Erik: Me too.

Oskar: And me three.

Heinrich: Come on, everyone. Let's go to the luau party and practice!

Helga: Great idea, Heinrich!

Eva: Let's go!

Transcript Part 5: Azura teaches Hans and the others how to hula.
[5:00 PM]

Azura: Okay, everyone. You need to learn to hula. Okay? Here we go! Step 1, using your hands, make a wave effect.

[Hans and the others do so]

Azura: Step 2, using your hips, sway them.

[Hans and the others do so]

Azura: Step 3, using your knees, do the same thing with your hips.

[Hans and the others do so]

Azura: Very good, everyone.

Isaak: I cannot wait for the luau party to start in an hour.

Rita: Me too.

Heinrich: Me three.

Oskar: And me four.

Isaak: What are we waiting for? Let's get it started soon.

[5:30 PM]

Azura: Hello, everyone. The luau party starts in 30 minutes. Have you learned your dance?

Hans and the others: Yes.

Azura: Good!

Transcript Part 6 Finale: Hans and his friends perform the classic Hula dance.
[6:00 PM]

Azura: Okay, everyone! The luau party starts now! Everyone, move your feet, smile in your faces, hands ready, hips ready, let's go!

Hans: What are we waiting for? Let's dance!

[The hula music from the Beatles Cartoon episode, From Me To You, plays]

[Hans and his friends dance the classic hula]