Giga Mermaid sings Kids Must Eat

Lyrics
Selkie: I've got pork fat and gravy going through my veins. I serve dead monkey pudding and platypus brains. I'm Selkie Food: Selkie! Selkie: I came to this school to feed you kids And bake up pies with jellied squids.

Kids... must eat! Kids... must eat! Kids... must eat! Kids... must eat!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble. Food: No-o! Selkie: You all must be helpless and sick. Food: Yeah-ah! Selkie: That way, you can't get yourself in trouble... Food: No-o! Selkie: While Selkie gets to feed you curried rat! I will... stop you... with moose... fondue! You will... chow on... tuna... meltdown! Eat it! Scarf it! Bite it! Cram it! Down it! Chow it! Want it! Pig out! I will make you... fatter!

I came to this school with my food To conquer the young and rude. I'm Grandmother Stuffum. Food: Grandmother Stuffum! GS: You must eat now. Try my deep-fried boar. But you just never listen, cursed Kids Next Door.

Kids... must eat! Kids... must eat! Kids... must eat! Kids... must eat!

Kids were not put on this earth to nibble. Food: No-o! GS: You all must be helpless and fat. Food: Yeah-ah! GS: That way you can't get yourself in trouble. Food: No-o! GS: While Grandma gets to feed you toasted bat! You can't... beat me! You can't... toast me! You won't... grill me! You won't... poach me! Cook me! Stew me! Boil me! Fry me! Baste me! Broil me! Roast me! Bake me! You'll just make me...