Celica (Fire Emblem)

Jacob Cameron stabs Mrs. Pena’s breasts is a video. This is rated +18

Transcript

 * Mrs. Pena: Jacob! I can’t believe you changed the channel to the Falmouth High School channel! That’s it! You’re going to the principal’s office right now!
 * Jacob: No! I’ll show you! *Stabs Mrs. Pena’s breasts*
 * Mrs. Pena: ah. Ka. Ba. La. Ba. Bra. Ca. Ba. Ma. Fuck!
 * Brock: That’s it! You’re going to the principal’s office!
 * Jacob goes to the principal’s office
 * Principal: Jacob! You didn’t do bad stuff! Did you?
 * Jacob: Yes I did. I stabbed Mrs. Pena’s breasts
 * Principal: *gets even more mad*: Changing to Alan’s voice in 3, 2, 1! (Alan’s voice): Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Jacob! I can’t believe you stabbed Mrs. Pena’s breasts! You know stabbing people is wrong, very WRONG! That’s It! I’m calling your parents! Hello? Is this Mr. and Mrs. Cameron? Yes. It’s about your son Jacob. He stabbed Mrs. Pena’s breasts. He is now expelled! I need you to do me a favor. Can you ground him? Thanks. Goodbye!
 * at home
 * Jacob comes home, seeing his parents furious
 * Dad: Jacob! Did you stab Mrs. Pena’s breasts?
 * Jacob: Um. Um.
 * Myron: Tell your parents the truth!
 * Jacob: Yes. Yes I did. I stabbed Mrs. Pena’s breasts.
 * *dramatic music from Luigi’s Mansion plays*
 * Dad: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Jacob! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STABBED MRS. PENA’S BREASTS! THAT’S IT! YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED THERE WILL BE NO IPOD NO MALL NO TV NO MORE MOVIES NO MORE VIDEO GAMES NO MORE LIFE AND FURTHERMORE!!!
 * Mom: WE ARE SO PISSED AT YOU! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO STAB YOUR TEACHER’S BREASTS! THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE! YOU ARE NOT TO WATCH ANYTHING FALMOUTH HIGH SCHOOL RELATED ANYMORE! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM! AND START WATCHING SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOU! THEN START WATCHING SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST AT MIDNIGHT!
 * Jacob cries