Cy Kowalski misbehaves at McDonald's

Cy Kowalski misbehaves at McDonald's is a grounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis as part of the Recessverse, published on March 19th 2019

Transcript
Cy Kowalski was talking to his mum.

Cy: Hey mom.

Cy's mum: What is it, Cy?

Cy: Can we go to McDonald's?

Cy's mum got annoyed.

Cy's mum: No.

Cy was serious.

Cy: But mom! I'm hungry! So let's go to McDonald's!

Cy's mum was stubborn.

Cy's mum: Cy, I said no!

Cy: Let's go to McDonald's!

Cy's mum: For the last time, Cy! The answer is no!

Cy started having a tantrum.

Cy: I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's! I want McDonald's!

Cy's mum was still stubborn.

Cy's mum: Stop throwing a tantrum, Cy! I said we are not going to McDonald's and that's final!

Then Cy's mum heard her husband calling.

Cy's dad's voice: Hey honey! There's no food left in the fridge!

Cy felt impressed, and his mum told him the news.

Cy's mum: Did you hear that, Cy? There's no food left in the fridge. So that means we can go to McDonald's with just you and me! How does that sound?

Cy: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Cy's mum: Let's get to the car!

Then Cy and his mum went out of the house and they got in the car, and they went off to McDonald's. Then Cy and his mum arrived at McDonald's, and they went inside. The clerk greeted King Bob and his girlfriend Tara.

Clerk: Hello, welcome to McDonald's! How may I help you?

King Bob: I would like to enlarge French fries, one Big Mac and one diet coke please!

Tara: And I would like one cheeseburger, one medium fries and one look - a chocolate shake please!

Clerk: OK. Here's your food. Thank you for choosing McDonald's. Please come again.

Then the clerk gave King Bob and Tara their food, and King Bob and Tara gave the money to the clerk.

King Bob: Thank you! Here's your money! And have a nice day!

King Bob and Tara went off with their food to find their seats. Then Cy and his mum went up to the clerk.

Clerk: Hello, welcome to McDonald's! How may I help you?

Cy's mum: I would like one double cheeseburger, one medium fries and one large sprite!

Cy: And I would like a double quarter pounder with cheese, two large fries, one large coca-cola, Chicken McNuggets and one vanilla cone please.

Cy: I'm sorry, but there are no more vanilla cones left!

Cy was surprised, and he was indignant.

Cy: What? Please tell me you are joking!

Clerk: Don't feel bad young man. How about you get a McFlurry instead?

Cy: Why?

Cy's mum: Because, Cy, there are no more vanilla cones left. Why don't you get a McFlurry instead?

Cy: No way mom! I want what I want! I want a vanilla cone real badly, and that's what I want!

The clerk was shocked.

Clerk: Uh-oh!

Cy's mum glared to Cy and was annoyed at him.

Cy's mum: Cy, stop acting like a spoiled brat! You can either have a McFlurry, or you can have nothing at all!

The patrons started looking at Cy and his mum and TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald came.

Cy: I got a better idea mom! Why don't we just cross the street to get a diamond ring so you won't be able to engage me!

Cy's mum: Cy, I said don't speak to me like that! Now look, everyone is looking at us!

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you really want to engage me mom?! Why didn't you say so? Go ahead!

Cy started pointing his finger at his mum, who was horrified.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Go ahead mom! My finger is already out! Go ahead and engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me here at McDonald's!

TJ: I think this might be a good idea for us to get out of here! We better run, right Spinelli?

Spinelli: Yes! Let's get out of here! Things are getting really crazy in here right now!

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you are not going to engage me mom?! Huh, well then! I will engage McDonald's! How about that?!

Vince: Run for your lives!

Gretchen: Cy's going to attack McDonald's! Hurry!

Mikey: You heard Gretchen! Quick!

Gus: Let's get out of here, before Cy attacks us!

TJ and his friends ran for their lives.

Cy began to go on a rampage, and he ran towards the clerk, and he pushed him over, along with his stand.

Clerk: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cy pushed Geoffrey over, along with a plant bed.

Geoffrey: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Cy injured Menlo by pushing him over, along with his food and his table.

Menlo: Wawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Then Cy injured Judy by pushing her off the bench on the wall, along with her food.

Judy: Wawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Cy knocked the ice cream cabinet over, and he knocked the food cabinet and the drink cabinet over. He stomped around, and started raving.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then Cy stomped off, and Cy's mum was dismayed. Then Cy's mum got furious and threw a fit.

Cy's mum: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Cy, Cy, Cy, what in the name of God is wrong with you?! You destroyed the entire McDonald's restaurant! I cannot believe you would do a thing like this! You idiot! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

Then the crying Cy walked up to his mum who was still angry.

Cy's mum: We are going home now, and you are getting absolutely nothing.

Cy's mum began to carry Cy out of the destroyed restaurant.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then the police siren sounded, Cy's mum came past the police who had arrived.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cy started begging.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Mommy, mommy, mommy! Please I swear! I'll be good! I will behave!

Cy's mum was too angry to reply, and she and Cy got back in the car, and they went home.

Cy was crying.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Cy's mum: Stop crying, Cy! It's your own fault! Stop crying like a baby! It's totally your own fault!

Cy: Mom! All I wanted was a vanilla cone! But I did not get it! That's why I had to ask you if you can engage me!

Cy's mum: No! The reason why you did not get a vanilla cone is because there was no more left. So the clerk asked you if you wanted a McFlurry instead. But no, you have destroyed McDonald's and I believe that we are going to end up on the news and into a lot of trouble.

Cy: Okay mum! I'm sorry!

Cy's mum: Your apologies and forgiveness will not work, Cy. You have got us into a lot of trouble. You also scared TJ and his friends away because you pointed your finger at me! How dare you! I should have never asked if we can go to McDonald's today.

Cy: OK mom! I'm really really really really really really really sorry! Can we at least go back to McDonald's to get the double quarter pounder with cheese, two large fries, one large coca-cola, Chicken McNuggets, and a McFlurry instead?

Cy's mum: No! You have destroyed McDonald's! I think we are going to end up on the news and get into a lot of trouble. When we walked out outside, there was fire everywhere! The police were also there! We had to get out of there fast or otherwise we would get into tons and tons of trouble! Thanks a lot for this, Cy! I think we are going to end up in extreme trouble, Cy! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for an entire month! You will have nothing for the rest of this month! When we get home, you will go upstairs to your room!

At the GNN News studio, YankieDude5000 the Newscaster began to make an announcement.

YankieDude5000: Good evening, I'm YankieDude5000, and welcome to the GNN news. Tonight we are going to talk about what happened at McDonald's. A boy named Cy Kowalski didn't get what he wanted. As a result, he destroyed the McDonald's restaurant. We will take you there with another host Gangster Rufus.

Gangster Rufus was outside the destroyed McDonald's.

YankieDude5000: Weatherstar4000video, are you there? Can you hear me?

Gangster Rufus: Yes, I can hear you, YankieDude5000. I'm Gangster Rufus, and here I am at the destroyed McDonald's restaurant where a terrible incident happened. A boy named Cy Kowalski didn't get what he wanted and he destroyed the entire McDonald's restaurant. We will now go inside the destroyed McDonald's restaurant.

Then Gangster Rufus was inside the destroyed McDonald's.

Weatherstar4000video: As you can see, the entire McDonald's restaurant has been destroyed. All of the chairs and tables have been ripped apart. The counter has been destroyed.

Then the clerk walked in.

Gangster Rufus: And everything else including the food and drinks have been soiled. And here with me to report, the clerk of McDonald's. Sir, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened?

Clerk: Well, there were no more vanilla cones for the big boy! So I asked him if he can have a McFlurry instead! But no! And then he went out of control! Then he went to point his finger at his mom, and then he destroyed the entire McDonald's restaurant! It was horrible! I was so scared! Fortunately, I was not seriously hurt though!

Gangster Rufus: OK, thank you for the information, sir.

Then the clerk went home.

Then Gangster Rufus went outside, and he started interviewing TJ and his friends.

Gangster Rufus: Now here I am outside the McDonald's restaurant with six other people, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald, they're going to tell us information about what happened. TJ, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened when Cy Kowalski destroyed the entire McDonald's restaurant?

TJ: Well, me and my friends Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus wanted to get something to eat at McDonald's today!

Vince: But when we walked in.

Gus: There was one of our enemies and Chucko's big brother named Cy who started to go out of control.

Mikey: Then he pointed his finger at his mom to ask him if she can engage him!

Gretchen: We were so scared that we had to run out of McDonald's!

Spinelli: What is wrong with Cy these days?

Gangster Rufus: Thank you for the information, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! I hope that you are all safe now! And now back to the GNN news studio with YankieDude5000.

Back in the GNN news studios, YankieDude5000 was with Cy and his mum. Cy's mum was having a fit and was in an angry mood.

YankieDude5000: Thank you, Gangster Rufus. Here I'm back with the GNN news studio where I have been joined by two guests Cy Kowalski and his mum. So, is there anything you want to say?

Cy's mum: Yes, my son didn't get what he wanted. And because of this, he destroyed the entire McDonald's restaurant and made me look like his homosexual girlfriend. It was so crazy!

Cy: But mom! It's their own fault! I did not get what I wanted!

Cy's mum: Shut up, Cy! It's your own fault! If you did not point your finger at me and destroy the entire McDonald's restaurant, all of this would have never happened!

Cy: I told her that I was really really really really really really really sorry! I asked about can we go back and get the McFlurry! But no! And now I'm grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

YankieDude5000: Now as you can see Cy Kowalski and his mum have been making fun of, and Cy is crying because he didn't get what he wanted.

Cy's mum: Don't worry, sir, when we actually get home, Cy is going to be even more grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded. There will be no more McDonald's for Cy, there will also be no TV, no video games, no computer, and furthermore, and he will be watching Barney and Friends for the rest of the entire month! And also, he will be watching Sesame Street and other shows he hated as well and eating vegetables as well! I'm so done with this! Let's go home now, Cy!

Then Cy's mum carried the crying Cy all the way home.

Cy: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

YankieDude5000: And that concludes the news for the night. We will see you in the morning for more news on the GNN news. Goodnight, everyone!

Cast

 * Cy Kowalski, King Bob and TJ Detweiler-Eric
 * Mrs. Kowalski (Cy's mum)-Bridget
 * Mr Kowalski's voice (Cy's dad)-Steven
 * Cy's angry voice and Cy's crying voice-Wiseguy
 * Clerk and Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack
 * Tara and Ashley Spinelli-Julie
 * Vince LaSSao and Menlo-Paul
 * Gretchen Grundler and Judy-Amy
 * Mikey Blumberg-Joey
 * Geoffrey and YankieDude5000-Brian
 * Gangster Rufus-Salli
 * Cy's mum's angry voice-Scary voice