Evil Sakurako Koinuma kills Barney/Grounded Big Time

(Evil Sakurako Koinuma sits on the couch in front of the TV)

Evil Sakurako Koinuma: Let's see what's on TV. I hope it's Animaniacs!

TV Announcer: Right now, it's time for Barney and Friends only on PBS Kids.

Barney: I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you. Won't you say you love me too?

Evil Sakurako Koinuma: What? Barney? I hate that purple dinosaur! I am so gonna kill him!

[Evil Sakurako Koinuma runs away from the living room carrying a AK-47]

[Cut to: Evil Sakurako Koinuma running to the park where Barney and the kids are]

Barney: I love you, you love me. Come and give me a big hug.

Evil Sakurako Koinuma: No way, Barney. I'm going to kill you!

Barney: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Please don't kill me!

Evil Sakurako Koinuma: Too bad. Bye bye Barney!

[Evil Sakurako Koinuma begins to kill Barney.]

SFX: AK-47 sound effects

Evil Sakurako Koinuma: I hate you. You hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney with an AK-47!!

Evil Sakurako Koinuma: Yay! Barney is dead!

[The kids start crying]

Kid 1: She killed Barney! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kid 2: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kid 3: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Kid 4: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Cut to: Evil Sakurako Koinuma at home with her parents and VTM on YT]

No Heart: Evil Sakurako Koinuma! How dare you kill Barney! He was my favorite TV character.

Shreeky: I'm sorry No Heart.

No Heart: Apologies not accepted. You are grounded for 12 weeks! And for punishment, you will be forced to watch reruns of Barney the Purple Dinosaur!