Mirror Peanut Otter watches Fire Emblem IF: Transcient Memories/Forced to watch Titanic

Transcript:

 * Mirror ? Otter: We're going to watch Fire Emblem IF: Transcient Memories Collection! I will laugh at the part where Female Kana cries.
 * (Cut to: Female Kana on TV walking in the rain while holding the Yato)
 * Kana: *sniff* *sob* Papa... I'm sorry... If I was stronger... If I could fight like you... Maybe then this wouldn't have happened...
 * (Back with Wario and Waluigi, they laugh as they heard Female Kana's crying voice)
 * Wario: HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW!
 * Waluigi: Female Kana sounds funny with her crying voice in Japanese!
 * (scene transition to Kana in the forest)
 * Kana: Why... Why wasn't I stronger? *sniff* *sob*
 * Mitama: Hello. Why, you've been crying. Whatever for?
 * Kana: Who...?
 * Mitama: Lost and far from home / I meet a young girl weeping / May I tend her wounds?
 * Selkie: I dunno... It doesn't look from here like she's banged up.
 * Kana: Um...who are you two?
 * Selkie: I'm Selkie!
 * Mitama: And I am Mitama. What should we call you?
 * Kana: I'm Kana.
 * Mitama: Then if I may ask, Kana, what has brought you to tears? Have you lost your way?
 * Kana: Wha— No! Of course I'm not lost! I'm just, um... I just don't have a home to go to anymore.
 * Selkie: No home?! What happened?
 * Kana: My whole village got smashed. Even my house. My papa tried to help, but they might have smashed him too... It's all my fault...because I can't fight, and my papa— I— I don't know what to do!
 * Mitama: Oh dear...why don't you take a deep breath and tell us what you saw?
 * Kana: I...I don't really know... I was too busy running away. A bunch of soldiers poofed out of nowhere in the place where we lived and—
 * Selkie: Out of nowhere?! Uh-oh...
 * Mitama: She can only mean...
 * Selkie: Yeah. Sounds like poor li'l Kana's been through the same thing as us.
 * Mitama: Kana, if you please, it's important that you try to remember.
 * Kana: O-OK... They were messing everything up, so I wanted to fight them. I was too small, though just when I was almost beaten up, my papa came to help. But they were so strong, not even Papa could do anything. He told me to run. I didn't wanna, but he begged me, so... I made up my mind to run away as fast as I could. I heard someone scream behind me. That was the last time I saw my papa... I found a hiding place in the forest to wait for him, but he never came...
 * Mitama: I'm so very sorry, Kana.
 * Kana: He left this sword with me, though. What did he call it? Natto? Yato? He told me he'd take care of the bad guys and that I needed to protect the sword.
 * Mitama: He gave you his sword? But then how did he hope to fight off these marauders?
 * Kana: Oh, my papa doesn't need a sword to fight! He can turn into a dragon!
 * Selkie: Your dad can transform?! Mine too! My dad uses a special stone to turn into a giant kitsune. It's really pretty!
 * Kana: A kitsune? Wowww... I'm not like my papa, though. I wish I could transform...or heal people like Mitama... Then he'd still be... Still be... *sniff*
 * Selkie: Aw, Kana... We know how it feels. After all the same thing happened to us. A bunch of soldiers popped up out of literally nowhere to attack Mitama and me. We booked it all the way out here.
 * Kana: Really?!
 * Mitama: For all our staves and stones, we couldn't save our fathers either. It pains me to admit, but I was perfectly useless in the assault on my home... Father called out to me several times, but I was napping soundly inside of our manor. By the time I roused myself, our home had already been surrounded by troops. Father fought heroically to give me time to escape... He meant to come with me, but I lost sight of him for an instant, and then... By the time I got my bearings, he was nowhere to be found. I have my doubts that he still lives...
 * Kana: Oh no...
 * Mitama: Well, death comes to us all. If he has gone to his reward, I'll waste no time with tears. And yet...and yet...I can't help but wonder what might have happened if I were awake. Or if I had not lost sight of my father at just the wrong time... And you, Selkie? Were you also separated from your father in your Deeprealm?
 * Selkie: Uh...not exactly. Leastways I didn't see him there. When those spooky soldiers hit, I ran this way by myself. But you know, I did see my dad's torn-up scarf in the fort on my way out. For all I knew, he croaked in battle trying to protect me from those guys... Though of course, I never saw a body, so fingers crossed! I like to think he's still alive out there, looking all over the place for me.
 * Kana: Hey, you're right... We don't know for sure if they're dead or not. Um, what do we do now, though?
 * [After the rest of the movie]
 * Mirror Peanut Otter: Wow, that was the funniest movie ever! My favorite character is the fox and wolf girl.
 * (Peanut Otter appears)
 * Mirror Peanut Otter: Uh oh!
 * Peanut Otter: