Kleines Arschloch misbehaves at his babysitter

Cast

 * Shy Girl as Mimirin Midorihara

Transcript
(January 5, 2018)

Mimirin Midorihara: Hello, Kleines Arschloch. I'm Mimirin Midorihara from Shimajirō series. I will be your babysitter today.

Kleines Arschloch: Shut up, you b****!

Mimirin Midorihara: Kleines Arschloch, you do not curse at your babysitter!

[Cut to: Kleines Arschloch in his kitchen ]

Kleines Arschloch: It's time for me to go to school.

[Mimirin Midorihara appears]

Mimirin Midorihara: Hey Kleines Arschloch, aren't you forgetting something?

Kleines Arschloch: What is it?

Mimirin Midorihara: Your diapers! You must wear diapers to school.

Kleines Arschloch: But I haven't got any diapers!

Mimirin Midorihara: In that case, we will go to Seiyu (Japanese Walmart) and buy a pack of diapers.

Kleines Arschloch: I'm not wearing diapers to school! Diapers are for babies! Everyone at school will make fun of me! Take a look at me, you stupid headed fata**! Do I look like a f***king baby?!!

[Kleines Arschloch shrinks down to baby size and then grows back up again]

Mimirin Midorihara: Don't you dare curse at me! Get in the car! I'm taking you to Seiyu.

[Later, at Seiyu]

Mimirin Midorihara: Excuse me, sir. Can I have a pack of diapers for Kleines Arschloch.

Japanese Store Manager: OK, coming right up.

Kleines Arschloch: I don't want to wear diapers to school!

Mimirin Midorihara: Kleines Arschloch. You are wearing diapers to school and that is final!

[Back at Kleines Arschloch's house]

Mimirin Midorihara: OK, Kleines Arschloch. You lay down so I can put diapers on you.

[Kleines Arschloch lays down on his back and Mimirin Midorihara puts diapers on him. This action is censored]

Mimirin Midorihara: There! Now your diaper is on! Do you want to call your parents?

[2 loudspeakers appeared as Shimajirō Shimano, Kento Koshiba, Asako Kageyama, Kikko Hayashida, Akio Toriyama, Sakurako Koinuma and Senichi Tanaka appeared at the same time and put on the Postman Pat theme song (1982 version) and began dancing]