Monkey in a Box

Transcript
(Paul walks into a room, holding a box)

Eric: What the heck is that thing?

Paul: It's a moped monkey! I ordered it from the "Monkey in a Box" catalog.

Eric: Why do we want a stupid monkey?

Paul: Because everyone's so down these days. I thought, what better way to cheer us all up than a cute little monkey with a moped?

(Paul opens the box, and a little monkey comes out of it)

Paul: Look! There he is! Hello, little monkey! Where's your moped?

Monkey: Moped? I don't have a moped. I don't have squat. My whole life is miserable.

(Eric takes a look at the catalog to see what Paul ordered)

Eric: Dude, you didn't order a "moped monkey". You ordered a "mopey monkey".

Paul: Well now, he's not as fun.

Monkey: Hey, buy me a moped. I'll drive it off a cliff.

(Eric calls the moped factory)

Eric: Hello, ACME Moped? What do you got cheap?