Evil Barney's Worst Birthday Ever

Evil Barney: "Man I'm so B to the O to the R to the E to the D what does that spell? Bored, what should I do? I know I will write something I want for my birthday."

My Birthday List:
 * Barney's Great Adventure DVD
 * Barney: Let's Go to the Farm DVD
 * Caillou at Play DVD
 * Arthur's Missing Pal DVD
 * Sesame Street: We All Sing Together DVD
 * Super Why: Jack and the Beanstalk DVD
 * Dinosaur Train DVD
 * Bob the Builder: Season 1 DVD
 * Peg and Cat DVD
 * Thomas and Friends: Hero of the Rails DVD
 * Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood: Daniel Goes Camping DVD
 * Boohbah DVD
 * Wild Kratts DVD
 * WordGirl: Monkey Business DVD

Mirror Peanut Otter: "There! Now my list is done. Now to go to my room."

[ Next morning ]

Evil Barney: "It's morning. Today is my birthday. And I hope I've got something made by PBS Kids ."

[ In the kitchen, Evil Barney is shocked the presents made by PBS Kids is not on the table. ]

Evil Barney:

Evil Barney's mom: "That's right, Evil Barney. No PBS Kids DVDs."

Evil Barney's dad: "However, we did get you some presents."

Evil Barney: "Really? Where are they?"

Evil Barney's mom: "Yes. They're in the living room right on the sofa."

Evil Barney: "Yay! I got birthday presents."

[ In the living room. ]

Evil Barney: "Those were the not the presents that I wanted. All of them are horrible."

Evil Barney's dad:

Evil Barney: "These are not the things that I wanted. I wanted Barney's Great Adventure DVD, Caillou at Play DVD, Arthur's Missing Pal DVD, Sesame Street: We All Sing Together DVD, Super Why: Jack and the Beanstalk DVD, Dinosaur Train DVD, Thomas and Friends: Hero of the Rails DVD and other PBS Kids DVDs that I like."

Evil Barney's dad:

Evil Barney's mom: "And also, you got a letter from Dylan Priest and the good Warren Cook."

Warren Cook: (voice of the Letter) “Dear Evil Barney. The DVDs of Barney's Great Adventure, Barney: Let's Go to the Farm, Caillou at Play, Arthur's Missing Pal, Sesame Street: We All Sing Together, Super Why: Jack and the Beanstalk, Dinosaur Train, Bob the Builder: Season 1, Peg and Cat, Thomas and Friends: Hero of the Rails, Daniel Tiger's Neighbourhood: Daniel Goes Camping, Boohbah, Wild Kratts and WordGirl: Monkey Business. I gave those DVDs to Jack Loves Disneyland instead."

Dylan Priest: (voice of the Letter) "You will be strictly forced to watch all movies and TV shows not made by PBS Kids. From Dylan Priest and the good Warren Cook."

Evil Barney's dad: "Now, normally I would say go to your room now. But instead, I will say this. Start watching TV shows and movies that we got for your birthday."

Evil Barney: