Dora misbehaves at Carrie Fisher's funeral/Beaten up by the Power Rangers

Summary
Kirinta Kusano is completely sad and heartbroken when he heard the news of the death of Carrie fisher, the famed Star Wars actress. So he and his friends and classmates and their families and the Save-Ums decided to attend her funeral. However, Dora just ruins the funeral by playing the Ni Hao, Kai-lan theme song on the top volume at full blast, making Kirinta Kusano devastated to the point he cried extremely mega harder and his friends and classmates and their families and the Save-Ums upset and angry at her. Aside from that, the Save-Ums kill Dora with chainsaws for that.

Cast

 * Julie as Dora, Toadette and Jenn
 * Ivy as Shimajirō Shimano, Hana Shimano, Mitsuo Shimano, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Patty Rabbit, Fievel Mousekewitz and Foo
 * Shy Girl as Mimirin Midorihara and Marurin Sasaki
 * Brian as Torippii Sorano, YankieDude5000, Weatherstar4000video, Kirinta Kusano's Dad, Sōta Midorihara, Hiro Momoyama, Matsusei Makiba and male Japanese new anchor
 * Joey as Male church minister, NathanDesignerBoy7, Parappa the Rapper and Curtis
 * Kimberly as Daniel Shimano, Tommy Shimano, Tanya Mousekewitz, Kento Koshiba, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Tamasaburo Hyodo, Takeshi Ishida, Akio Toriyama, Senichi Tanaka, Mitsuo Kawashima, Rei Kobayashi and Kazuo Matsukata
 * Emma as Nyakkii Momoyama, Ramurin Makiba, Katsumi Tachibana, Kumakki Mashiro and Jazzi
 * Steven as Tom Sawyer and Shaun
 * Eric as Jake the Kangaroo Mouse and Principal Eric
 * Kendra as Toni Toponi, Danny Dog and Noodle
 * Princess as Princess Peach
 * Simon as Shimatarō Shimano
 * Dallas as Mr. Dallas
 * Alan as Anderson Host
 * Susan as Karla
 * Salli as Sakura Shimano, Sarah West, Elizabeth Shimano, Kirinta Kusano's Mom, Nene Momoyama, Yumeko Makiba and Renge Midorihara
 * Amy as Ka-Chung
 * Jennifer as Custard

Part 1: The news of Hiromi Tsuru's death
(January 6, 2017)

[Cut to: The Kusano residence, Benessetown, GoAnimate City. Kirinta Kusano is in his living room, watching TV.]

Male Japanese News Anchor: Hello and welcome to the TV Tokyo World News. Today, we have some sad news for all Star Wars fans. Actress Carrie Fisher, famous for her iconic portrayal of Princess Leia in the Star Wars universe has passed away at the age of 60 on December 28, 2016. On a flight from London on December 23, Fisher went into a bout of cardiac arrest just 15 minutes before landing in Los Angeles A doctor and nurse on board the flight rushed to her aid, as EMTs on the ground stormed in to carry her off. She was rushed to the hospital. She thought she was going to survive, but unfortunately, she didn't. Today this will be the saddest day for all Star Wars fans around the world.

[Soon, Kirinta Kusano became completely devastated, shocked, heartbroken and sad to the point he began crying a fountain of tears and his family begin to notice him crying.]

Kirinta Kusano's Mom: Hey Kirinta, why are crying hysterically?

Kirinta Kusano: [continues crying] You will be all sad and heartbroken when I tell all of you this! Actress Carrie Fisher, famous for her iconic portrayal of Princess Leia in the Star Wars universe has passed away at the age of 60 on December 28, 2016.!

[The entire Shimano family became shocked and saddened over Carrie Fisher's death.]

Part 2: Dora misbehaves at Carrie Fisher's funeral
Elena: Dora, we have very sad news! Carrie Fisher, Carrie Fisher, famous for her iconic portrayal of Princess Leia in the Star Wars universe has passed away at the age of 60 on December 28, 2016. So we are going to her funeral and don't you even think about playing your theme song on top volume or else you'll be beaten up by Azura alongside The King Of The Monsters.

Dora: No way, I'm not going to her stupid funeral! I rather stay home and play Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies on GameCube!

[Cut to: A church. Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates and their families and the Save-Ums at Carrie Fisher's funeral as Imagine Anything is playing in the background. Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates and the Save-Ums are crying with tears streaming down their faces.]

Male Church Minister: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Today we have gathered to mourn the loss of a great voice actress who played Leia in the Star Wars series, Carrie Fisher.

[Everyone (except Shimajirō Shimano) gets mad at Dora, Shimajirō Shimano cries a massive and gigantic geiser of tears]

Part 3: The visitors punish Dora/Concussion time for Dora
Elena: Wow, look at that Dora! You have lots of visitors who want to see you!

Sakura Shimano: I'm Sakura Shimano. My husband and I are so furious at you for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Shimatarō Shimano: I'm Shimatarō Shimano. This year's kids will be very angry at you for making my 9 year old son, Shimajirō cry extremely harder!

Hana Shimano: I'm Hana Shimano. I can't believe you made my 9 year old brother cry even mega harder!

Mitsuo Shimano: I'm Mitsuo Shimano. Misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral has got to be one of the worst things you had ever done because doing stuff like that is against the law and you could end up in court!

Tommy Shimano: I'm Tommy Shimano. I'm so pissed off at you for making my cousin, Shimajirō cry!

Renge Midorihara: I'm Renge Midorihara. We don't have no notice to misbehave at funerals!

Sōta Midorihara: I'm Sōta Midorihara. Why did you disrespect Hiromi Tsuru's funeral?

Mimirin Midorihara: I'm Mimirin Midorihara. My siblings and I are very disappointed in you for playing your crappy theme song at full blast during Hiromi Tsuru's funeral to make my boyfriend my age, Shimajirō Shimano cry!

James Midorihara: I'm James Midorihara. My family and I are very disappointed in you for playing your crappy theme song to ruin Hiromi Tsuru's funeral, making my 9 year old sister Mimirin's boyfriend, Shimajirō Shimano cry!

Yumeko Makiba: I'm Yumeko Makiba. You better stop misbehaving at funerals or else, my 9 year old daughter Ramurin and her husband Takeshi will give you a very painful beating!

Matsusei Makiba: I'm Matsusei Makiba.

Ramurin Makiba: I'm Ramurin Makiba. Misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral is very bad for you because doing stuff like that funerals is against the law and it can land you in court!

Takeshi Ishida: I'm Takeshi Ishida. I agree with my wife.

Nyakkii Momoyama: It is I, Nyakkii Momoyama! You are worst like Ratso Catso, Slappy Will Scare You All UTTP, Tobias James, Pedro, Edro, Shreeky and the evil versions of the Save-Ums to misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Mitsuo Kawashima: I'm Mitsuo Kawashima. No Paramount and Nickelodeon for you bad girl!

Kikko Hayashida: It is I, Kikko Hayashida. You will lose your chances to see any Paramount movies when they come out in theaters!

Akio Toriyama: I'm Akio Toriyama! Dora, Kikko Hayashida and I called every single store manager in the world to ban you from buying things made by Paramount and Nickelodeon!

Sakurako Koinuma: I'm Sakurako Koinuma. You are considered to be the worst Paramount and Nickelodeon lover ever and the worst YouTuber and troll in the entire history just like Angelica Pickles!!

Senichi Tanaka: It is I, Senichi Tanaka. Because of what you did, you really pissed off every Dragon Ball Z fan all around the world and even pissed off us Challenge Islanders!!

Marurin Sasaki: I'm Marurin Sasaki. If you were forcing me to watch your abysmal show, I will make a grounded video out of you!

Rei Kobayashi: I'm Rei Kobayashi. Rei Kobayashi here! You are very worse than AYBAYBAYDOG1, Pedro, Edro, Ratso Catso, Shreeky, Steven, Pablo, Tyrone and the evil versions of the Save-Ums for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today! Even worse, you made Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely mega harder!

Kento Koshiba: I'm Kento Koshiba. You are very worse than Pablo, Tyrone, AYBAYBAYDOG1, Slappy Will Scare You All UTTP and Tobias James for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral and making Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely harder!

Asako Kageyama: I'm Asako Kageyama. You're a big bastard stupid YouTuber than AYBAYBAYDOG1, Warren Cook, Pedro, Edro, Moe, Joe, Slappy Will Scare You All UTTP, Tobias James, Carrie, Pablo, Tyrone and the evil versions of the Save-Ums!

Kirinta Kusano: I'm Kirinta Kusano. Start paying attention to Disney and that is final and if you torment us with your retarded and idiotic theme song to piss me off, I will attack you with my lightsaber! Plus, you are worse than the Galactic Empire!!

Satomi Hiroyuki: I'm Satomi Hiroyuki. If you were forcing me to join the YouTube Wars, I will make a grounded video out of you!

Monta Kimura: I'm Monta Kimura, every time when Jimmy Neutron comes, we will change the channel from Nickelodeon to Shimajirō: A World of Wow on the TV Tokyo Preschool Channel! Don't even think about kidnapping Kirinta Kusano's permanently adopted sister his age, Bridget Kusano and tickle her feet into buying you Jimmy Neutron DVDs or else I will call the Rebel Alliance to come and attack you until you bleed to death!

Tamasaburo Hyodo: I'm Tamasaburo Hyodo. If you made a grounded video out of Shimajirō Shimano to make him cry extremely even more harder, I will call the Freedom League Guards from Jak 3 to come and arrest you!

Katsumi Tachibana: I'm Katsumi Tachibana. Don't even think about beating up Kikko Hayashida or else, you'll be sent to San Fransokyo!

YankieDude5000: I'm YankieDude5000! You are a bad girl for what you did to ruin Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!!

Sarah West: I'm Sarah West! I will never like you because you misbehaved at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral! If you call Mimirin Midorihara a crybaby during The Lion King, Anna and I will beat you up until you bleed to death!

yungdeez100: I'm yungdeez100! You had totally lost tickets to see Paramount films.

Blue91233: I'm Blue91233. You are very worse than Theory T!

Dylan: I'm Dylan McCarthy. You are absolutely getting nothing for Christmas this year for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Emily: I'm Emily Movolvoski. You will also be getting coal in your stocking on Christmas day this year!

Aaron: I'm Aaron.

Kyle: I'm Kyle.

NathanDesignerBoy7: I'm NathanDesignerBoy7. Me, my wife Carly Shay and my sons Munk and Mambo are so cross at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Carly Shay: I'm Carly Shay. You are banned from everything by Paramount and Nickelodeon and if you dare watch Jimmy Neutron, I will beat you up!

Munk: I'm Munk. For misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral, you'll be forced to go to the premiere of Coco with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates this month!

Mambo: And I'm Mambo. You will not get anything for Easter this year!

Fievel: I'm Fievel Mousekewitz from An American Tail. You will go to the premiere of Coco with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates when it comes out in theaters!!

Tanya: I'm Tanya Mousekewitz from An American Tail. I hate you and I hate your videos!

Toni: I'm Toni Toponi from An American Tail! You are worse than Slappy Will Scare You All UTTP, Tobias James, Pablo and Tyrone!

Tiger the Cat: I'm Tiger the Cat. I agree with Toni.

Mrs. Brisby: I'm Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH. I'm extremely mad at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral and making Shimajirō Shimano cry! Shame on you!

Timothy Brisby: I'm Timothy Brisby from The Secret of NIMH! You are considered to be the worst YouTuber and troll in the entire history!

Jenny McBride: I'm Jenny McBride, you are worse than Ratso Catso and Shreeky!

Justin the Rat: I'm Justin the Rat from The Secret of NIMH! I'm mad about you misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral by playing your retarded theme song!

Bernard: I'm Bernard. If you hire Shreeky to abduct Mimirin Midorihara and tickle her feet for no reason, me and Bianca will have to rescue her!

Bianca: I'm Bianca. I agree with Bernard.

Jake the Kangaroo Mouse: I'm Jake the Kangaroo Mouse! WHAT KIND OF PARAMOUNT AND NICKELODEON LOVER ARE YOU?!!!

Basil: I'm Basil the Great Mouse Detective. I'm very pissed off at you for ruining Hiromi Tsuru's funeral by playing your retarded theme song!

Olivia: I'm Olivia Flaversham. I agree with Basil!

Tom Sawyer: I'm Tom Sawyer. I can't believe you made Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely mega harder by playing your theme song at full blast at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today! You know doing stuff like that at funerals is very unlawful and you could end you up in court!!!

Becky Thatcher: I'm Becky Thatcher.

Amy Lawrence: I'm Amy Lawrence.

Patty Rabbit: I'm Patty Rabbit. We cannot stand you always ruining funerals!

Bobby Bear: I'm Patty's boyfriend Bobby Bear! I'll get you for this Dora! Why did you ruin Dragon Ball fans' memories?!

Fanny Fox: My name's Fanny Fox and I'm way better than you. In fact, so much better that I deserve to be a movie star when I grow up!

Danny Dog: My name is Danny Dog, you're an enemy to all of us! I'm sick of you misbehaving!

Roxie Raccoon: My name is Roxie Raccoon! You're possibly the worst TV show girl I have ever seen in my life!

Suzie Squirrel: I am Suzie Squirrel. I help design clothes better than you, Dora!

Penny Pig: I'm Penny Pig. Your behavior makes me want to eat way too much food at the same time!

Roobear: I'm Roobear Koala. What I heard from the call was that you misbehaved at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral! You know doing stuff like that is against the law and you could end up in court!!

Laura: I'm Laura Koala! You are worse than Walter and his brothers!

Tolee: I'm Tolee. If you dare beat up my girlfriend Laura, I will call the cops to come and arrest you!

Betty: I'm Betty Koala. We all hate you the most out of any person we've faced in our lives!

Floppy Rabbit: I'm Floppy Rabbit, I invent things better than you!

Mimi Rabbit: I'm Mimi Rabbit, I agree with floppy!

Portia Porcupine: I'm Portia Porcupine from the Get Along Gang. If you hire Shreeky to abduct me and tickle my feet for no reason, I will let my boyfriend my age Akihiro Iwata come and beat you up!

Dotty Dog: I'm Dotty Dog from the Get Along Gang. If you let Angelica Pickles capture me and tickle my feet for no reason, I will let my boyfriend my age Hiroshi Yamamoto come and attack you!

Woolma Lamb: I'm Woolma Lamb. Don't even think about letting Carrie kidnapping me and tickling my feet for no reason or else I will let my boyfriend my age Daisuke Tokugawa call the police on you!

Postman Pat: I'm Postman Pat. If you ever disrespect the Queen of England, I will run you over with my royal mail van and you will be flatten into a pancake!

Mr. Bean: It's me, Mr. Bean. Start paying attention to my franchise and I strongly mean it!

Michael De Santa: I'm Michael De Santa! You are worse than Jimmy De Santa for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!! If you dare hire my son to capture Shimajirō Shimano into buying you Spongbob Squarepants DVDs, me and my wife Amanda will beat you up!!

Franklin Clinton: I'm Franklin Clinton. If you pick on Shimajirō Shimano and his friends, Nyakkii Momoyama will whack you harder with a belt!

Trevor Phillips: I'm Trevor Phillips. If you beat up Shimajirō Shimano, I will run you over with my truck!!

Huang Lee: I'm Huang Lee. You will go to summer school in every summer for the rest of the life!

Tommy Vercettii: I'm Tommy Vercettii, I hate you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral and because of this, you will be getting coal in your stocking on Christmas day this year!

Carl Johnson: I'm Carl Johnson! You are worse than Officer Frank Tenpenny and the Ballas gang for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!! Don't you know I love the Dragon Ball Z franchise a lot since the 1980s and the 1990s?!

Niko Bellic: I'm Niko Bellic. You have completely lost your trip to Nickelodeon Universe.

Victor Vance: I'm Victor Vance! Start paying attention to Grand Theft Auto and we strongly mean it!

Luis Lopez: I'm Luis Lopez. You are considered to be the worst YouTuber and troll in the entire history!!

Woody Woodpecker: I'm Woody Woodpecker 1960 version. You are really pissing me off with your bad and retarded behavior!

Phoebe Terese: It is I, Phoebe Terese. Dora, I called every single pop singer Ratso Catso likes to ban you from coming to their concerts!!

Wanda Li: I'm Wanda Li. Start paying attention to The Magic School Bus and that's final!!

Dorothy Ann: I'm Dorothy Ann. According to my research, you are considered to be the most horrible girl and the worst YouTuber and troll in the whole entire history for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral and making Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely harder! Shame on you!

Jyoti Kaur: It's me, Jyoti Kaur. You will be forced to see Coco with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates when it comes out in theaters this November!

Keesha Franklin: I'm Keesha Franklin. We're sick and tired of you always not listening to us!!

Arnold Perlstein: It is I, Arnold Perlstein. When are you going to stop making fake VHS openings?!

Carlos Ramon: I'm Carlos Ramon. You are considered to be the worst Paramount and Nickelodeon lover in the whole entire world for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today!!

Ralphie Tennelli: It's me, Ralphie Tennelli. You are a very bad girl for disrespecting Hiromi Tsuru's death!! No more Paramount and Nickelodeon for you, naughty girl!

Tim: I'm Tim from The Magic School Bus. We're very furious at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today and making Shimajirō Shimano cry!

Sailor Moon: I'm Sailor Moon. You are a very stupid girl for ruining Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Sailor Mars: I'm Sailor Mars. If you made a grounded video out of Nyakkii Momoyama and her family, I will come over and beat you up until you bleed to death!

Sailor Mercury: I'm Sailor Mercury. Don't even think about getting Kikko Hayashida arrested by littering a Pepsi can on the ground or else you'll be sent to the cell in the Baron's Fortress in Haven City!

Sailor Venus: I'm Sailor Venus. If you made a grounded video out of Monta Kimura, I will call Judy Hopps to come and take you away to Zootopia!

Sailor Jupiter: And I'm Sailor Jupiter. I'm very disappointed for what you did at Carrie Fisher's funeral, start liking us and quit liking Paramount and Nickelodeon you (In the Cat in the Hat's voice) son of a bi!

Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki! If you get Shimajirō Shimano arrested by littering a Pepsi can on the ground, I will get Manolo Sanchez to bite your neck like Geon from King Of The Monsters has done to any other troublemaker!

Sakura Haruno: I'm Sakura Haruno and I agree with Naruto. If you tickle torture Marurin Sasaki, Lucina is going to slash you with a dagger!

Ino: I'm Ino! I agree with Sakura and Naruto, All of your Paramount stuff will be demolished once and for all!

Hinata: I'm Hinata. Don't even think about giving Kento Koshiba a wedgie or else Wario will barge at you!

Goku: I'm Goku. We Z Fighters will not tolerate your horrible behavior at Carrie Fisher's funeral by playing the Ni Hao, Kai-lan theme song!

Chi-Chi: I'm Chi-Chi. Now my husband and his friends have to gather all 7 Dragon Balls to summon the Eternal Dragon Shenron to repair all of the damages you had done to the Pride Lands in Tanzania and to restore the monster eggs at the Lakeside!

Kid Gohan: I'm Kid Gohan. You are a very bad and stupid girl and the worst YouTuber and troll in the entire history for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Teen Gohan: I'm Teen Gohan. When are you going to stop bullying Shimajirō Shimano and his friends?!

Adult Gohan: I'm Adult Gohan. You'll forget your memories all about Paramount and Nickelodeon!

Videl: I'm Videl. You will be getting lumps of coal in your stocking for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today!

Goten: I'm Goten. You are a very bad girl for calling the Muppet babies stupid and you will not get anything for Christmas this year!

Kid Trunks: I'm Kid Trunks. If you make a dead meat video out of Kikko Hayashida, I will beat you up severely!

Future Trunks: I'm Future Trunks. If you hire Shreeky to kidnap Kirinta Kusano's permanently adopted sister his age, Bridget Kusano and tickle her feet for no reason, I will attack you with my sword!

Vegeta: I'm Vegeta. When are you going to stop making fake VHS, DVD and Blu-ray openings?!

Bulma: I'm Bulma. Don't even think about kidnapping Kento Koshiba and tickling his feet for no reason or else I will beat you up!

Piccolo: I'm Piccolo. If you ever call Kirinta Kusano a crybaby, I will slice you in half!

Tien: I'm Tien. You'll completely forget your memories all about Paramount and Nickelodeon!

Chiaotzu: I'm Chiaotzu. We Z Fighters are very furious at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today!

Yamcha: Yo it's me, Yamcha! If you ever make Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely harder again, you will feel the wrath of my Wolf Fang Fist!!

Krillin: I'm Krillin. You are absolutely getting nothing for Christmas this year for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Android 18: I'm Android 18. Misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral has got to be one of the worst and sinful things you had ever done because doing stuff like that at funerals is against the law and it can land you in court!

Uta Yumeno: I'm Uta Yumeno. If you made a grounded video out of me, I will call Judy Hopps to come and take you away to Zootopia!

My Melody: I'm My Melody. You are a bad girl like Kuromi and her friends for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Fred: I'm Fred!

Daphne: I'm Daphne!

Velma: I'm Velma!

Scooby Doo: And I'm Scooby and we're Mystery Inc.! Is misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral a very nice thing to do? Heck no!

Tom: I'm Tom. If you made a grounded video out of Shimajirō Shimano, Nyakkii Momoyama and I will severely beat you up!!

Jerry: I'm Jerry. No more watching any Paramount and Nickelodeon shows ever again! Also, you will be forced to go to the premiere of Beauty and the Beast (2017) with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates when it comes out in theaters this St. Patrick's Day which is on Senichi Tanaka and Sakura Tanaka's birthdays!

Yakko: I'm Yakko. If you made a grounded video out of Kikko Hayashida, I will call the Freedom League Guards from Jak 3 to come and arrest you!

Wakko: I'm Wakko. You are worse than Pablo and Tyrone for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral! Plus, you will be forced to go to the premiere of Beauty and the Beast (2017) with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates when it comes out in theaters this St. Patrick's Day which is on Senichi Tanaka and Sakura Tanaka's birthdays!

Dot: I'm Dot. Don't even think about calling me Dottie or else Nyakkii Momoyama will beat you up!!

Mac: I'm Mac. I am very furious at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Bloo: I'm Bloo, your behavior makes me furious for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Eduardo: Soy Eduardo, you're so mean!

Wilt: I'm Wilt. For misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral, you'll play Wii Sports and Wii Sports Resort instead of The Fairly OddParents: Shadow Showdown for Nintendo GameCube.

Coco: I'm Coco! No misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Frankie: I'm Frankie. I'll donate your Paramount and Nickelodeon stuff to Foster's and you'll never get them back ever again!! Also, You will be forced to go to the premiere of Beauty and the Beast (2017) with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates when it comes out in theaters this St. Patrick's Day which is on Senichi Tanaka and Sakura Tanaka's birthdays!

Madame Foster: I'm Madame Foster. You heard what my granddaughter said!

Mr. Herriman: I'm Mr. Herriman. You'll watch Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends instead of Danny Phantom and Three Delivery.

Blossom: I'm Blossom. Start paying attention to our show or else the Sailor Scouts will beat you up!

Buttercup: I'm Buttercup! Don't even think about tickling Shimajirō Shimano's feet with feathers because if you do, Astro Guy and I will beat you up!

Bubbles: I'm Bubbles. If you make Marurin Sasaki very angry by annoying her with your stupid theme song, she and I will beat you up!

Henry: Hi, I'm Henry.

June: And I'm June, start liking our show and quit liking everything made by Paramount!

Akio Asakura: Akio Asakura here! If you get Kikko Hayashida arrested by littering a Captain Crunch cereal box on the ground, I will get The King Of The Monsters to come and beat you up until you get killed and eaten by Geon!

Reina Akikawa: Reina Akikawa here! You will forget your memories all about Paramount and Nickelodeon!

Shinji Ogishima: My name is Shinji Ogishima. Don't even think about calling Mimirin Midorihara a crybaby during The Lion King Broadway or else I will whack you with a wrench!!

Nobu Setoguchi: I'm Nobu Setoguchi. Start liking Wangan Midnight and that is final or else Kirinta Kusano will run you over with his Mitsubishi Eclipse!

Minerva Mink: I'm Minerva Mink! Misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral has got to be one of the worst and terrible things you have ever done because doing things like that at funerals is against the law and you can end up in court!!! If you tickle my feet with rainbow feathers, Asuka Kazama and Ling Xiaoyu will beat you up until you bleed to death just like Jin Kazama, Forest Law, Lei Wulong and Hwoarang fom Tekken did to any other troublemaker!

Ling Xiaoyu: I'm Ling Xiaoyu from Tekken! If you made a grounded video out of Marurin Sasaki, Asuka Kazama and I will beat you up!

Jin Kazama: I'm Jin Kazama. You better not call Monta Kimura a crybaby during The Lion King or else I will slam you down into the ground!

Asuka Kazama: I'm Asuka Kazama. You are considered to be the worst YouTuber and troll in the entire world just like Angelica Pickles, Pablo and Tyrone!

Forest Law: I'm Forest Law! You will not leave school during detention because if you do, you'll be sent to Zootopia!

Lei Wulong: Lei Wulong is here! If you make a grounded video out of Shimajirō Shimano and his girlfriend Mimirin Midorihara, Forest Law and I will beat you up severely until you bleed to death!

Hwoarang: I'm Hwoarang. Don't even think about hiring Shreeky to kidnap Sakurako Koinuma and tickle her feet into buying you Ni Hao, Kai-lan DVDs for no reason or else, you'll be sent to North Korea for execution!

Inuyasha: I'm Inuyasha. You'll be a fan of Viz Media and FUNimation for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher'sfuneral!

Kagome: I'm Kagome. All of your Paramount stuff is going to be demolished once and for all!

Luffy: I'm Luffy! Misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral is very unlawful for you to do that! If you misbehave at another funeral, I will beat you up severely!

Nami: I'm Nami.

Eren: I'm Eren. Start liking Attack on Titan and that is final or else me and the Survey Corps will beat you up!

Mikasa: I'm Mikasa, your dumb, your stupid, you suck

Mr. Dallas: I'm Mr. Dallas. You are a very bad, bad, bad, bad, badz bad, bad, bad, bad, bad student of mine!

Principal Eric: I'm Principal Eric. You are considered to be the worst student that I'm going to be having for!

Anderson Host: I'm Anderson Host.

Igor the Mii: I'm Igor the Mii. Start paying attention to Nintendo instead of Paramount and Nickelodeon!

Shauna: I'm Shauna. You heard what my boyfriend said!

Kooky Von Koopa: I'm Kooky Von Koopa. We cannot stand you always not listening to us!

Mario: I'm Mario. If you make Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely harder again for no apparent reason, I will shoot fireballs at you until you burn to death!

Luigi: I'm Luigi. When are you going to stop making fake VHS, DVD and Blu-ray openings?!

Wario: I'm Wario, if you dare try to kill me and the Warioware characters, me and Mona will barge at you!

Princess Peach: I'm Peach. If you tickle torture Mimirin Midorihara while she's visiting my castle, I will call Kion and the Lion Guard to come and take you away to the Pride Lands permanently!

Princess Daisy: I'm Daisy. Don't even think about destroying Mimirin Midorihara's Disney Princess stuffs!

Princess Rosalina: I'm Princess Rosalina. If you try to beat up Luma, I will attack you with my rod!

Toad: I'm Toad! The Save-Ums are 100% way better than you!

Toadette: I'm Toadette. If you tickle torture Kikko Hayashida for no reason with rainbow feathers, I will call the cops to come and arrest you!

Yoshi: I'm Yoshi. If you tickle torture Kirinta Kusano for no reason into buying you Avatar: The Last Airbender DVDs, I will swallow you up and you'll become an egg until you suffocate to death!

Buddy Bro: I'm Buddy Bro. You're just bad and horrible as the Backyardigans characters!

Tori: I'm Tori!

Donah: I'm Donah!

Rai: I'm Rai!

Sena: I'm Sena!

Finn: And I'm Finn and we're the Taichi Chasers! We are extremely furious at you for what you had done today!

Luna: I'm Luna Minami! I hate you for misbehaving Carrie Fisher's funeral and making Kirinta Kusano bawl very harder!

Sophie the Otter: I'm Sophie the Otter, if you play any Nickelodeon games, then I will let Geon destroy them!

Peanut Otter: I'm Peanut, I hate it when you misbehave at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Butter Otter: Me Butter! You retarded!

Jelly Otter: I'm Jelly. If you switch our show to a Nickelodeon show, you will be sent to Macie's 2008 parade!

VTM on YT: I'm VTM on YT! You are worse than Althea Andrea and Pamela Castro for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral today!

Kion: I'm Kion. If you disrespect the Circle of Life or call Kim Jong Un and his agents to launch a massive and deadliest 9/11 sized series of ballistic missile attacks on the Pride Lands to kill billions of innocent Japanese people living there, I will use my Roar of the Elders on you!!

Kiara: I'm Kiara. We Pridelanders are very furious at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral today and making Shimajirō Shimano cry!

Zuri: I'm Zuri. When are you going to stop making fake VHS openings?

Tiifu: I'm Tiifu. You are worse than Moe and Joe! If you ignite a nuclear war between the Pride Lands and North Korea, I will get Bowser to whack you very harder with a belt!

Fuli: I'm Fuli. Playing the Ni Hao, Kai-lan themg song at funerals is not very nice because doing things like that at funerals is against the law and it can land you in court!

Beshte: I'm Beshte. For misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral, Kion will call Santa Claus on the phone and tell him not to give you any gifts and you'll be getting coal in your stocking!

Bunga: I'm Bunga. You will not watch Nickelodeon shows anymore. If you watch Nickelodeon shows, Kion will use the Roar of the Elders on you!

Ono: I'm Ono, you are banned from listening to Nickelodeon music, if you dare listen, you will be turned into a red loftwing with Azura's voice!

Mtoto: I'm Mtoto, we're going to burn your Paramount movie posters and hit your head on the wall 15 times nonstop!

Kambuni: I'm Kambuni.

Gumba: I'm Gumba.

Kwato: I'm Kwato.

Shauku: I'm Shauku.

Woody: I'm Woody. Start liking Toy Story and that's final, you bad girl!

Buzz Lightyear: I'm Buzz Lightyear. You will watch my movie for the rest of your life and I mean it!

Jessie: I'm Jessie. I agree with Woody and Buzz.

Hercules: I'm Hercules. I wish you could become a fan of my movie.

Mulan: I'm Mulan. Start paying attention to my movie and that is final or else I will attack you with my sword!!

Nick Wilde: I'm Nick Wilde. If you tickle torture Kumakkii Mashiro, you'll be sent to Zootopia!

Judy Hopps: I'm Judy Hopps. If you tickle torture Mimirin Midorihara for no reason, Shimajirō Shimano will call me on the phone and tell me to permanently take you away to Zootopia and I will throw you in jail until you starve to death!

Moana: I'm Moana. Misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral has go to be one of the worst things you had ever done because doing things like that at funerals is against the law and it can land you in court!!

Maui: I'm Maui. If you make a grounded video out of Monta Kimura or get Sakurako Koinuma and Senichi Tanaka arrested, I will rupture your arteries with my hook!!

Wreck-it Ralph: I'm Wreck-it Ralph. I'm gonna wreck all of your Justin Bieber stuffs once and for all!!

Fix-it Felix: I'm Fix-it Felix, you heard what Wreck-it Ralph said!

Sergeant Calhoun: I'm Sergeant Calhoun. If you kidnap Ramurin Makiba and tickle her feet for no reason with feathers into buying you Jimmy Neutron DVDs, I will shoot you in the heart with my gun!

Elsa: I'm Elsa. If you tickle Mimirin Midorihara's feet with feathers for no reason everytime she and her friends visit Arendelle, I will freeze you to death with my ice powers and you will severely suffer from frostbite!

Anna: I'm Anna. If you tickle torture Ramurin Makiba for no reason with rainbow feathers everytime she and her husband her age Takeshi Ishida visit Arendelle, I will punch you in the face really hard that you will get a bloody nose and you will regret it!

Olaf: I'm Olaf. You are a very bad girl for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral today! Don't even think about kidnapping Kikko Hayashida to tickle her feet everytime she and her friends visit Arendelle or else Shimajirō Shimano and Tommy Shimano will beat you up!

Kristoff: I'm Kristoff. I agree with Elsa, Anna and Olaf.

Cinderella: I'm Cinderella. You're worse than Anastasia and Drizella!

Belle: I'm Belle, you will watch Beauty and the Beast and if you disrespect the president of France, I will get the French military to come and attack you! Plus, you are worse than Gaston!

Snow White: I'm Snow white, me and the seven dwarfs will force you to watch my film

Aladdin: I'm Aladdin. You are worse than Jafar for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral today!

Jasmine: I'm Jasmine, I agree with Aladdin!

Kim Possible: I'm Kim Possible. When are you going to stop making fake VHS and DVD openings?!

Hiro Hamada: I'm Hiro Hamada. You will be forced to like my movie and that is final!

Baymax: I'm Baymax. All you need is a very good beating for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral today.

Roger: I'm Roger Radcliffe. You will forget your memories all about Paramount and Nickelodeon!

Anita: I'm Anita Radcliffe. I agree with my husband.

Pongo: I'm Pongo. You are very horrible and worse than Cruella De Vil and the Baduns for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Perdita: I'm Perdita, I agree with Pongo!

Joy: I'm Joy and guess what? I'm not happy at you for misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral!

Sadness: I'm Sadness. I'm going to cry along with Kirinta Kusano because of you misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Anger: I'm Anger, I am angry at you!

Fear: I'm Fear, you are worse than Jangles the Clown!

Disgust: I'm Disgust. You are so stupid for misbehaving at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Young Nala: I'm young Nala. We cannot stand you always acting like a stupid retarded girl!

Young Simba: I'm Young Simba. Because of you misbehaving at Hiromi Tsuru's funeral, you will be forced to watch my movie with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends!

Dumbo: I'm Dumbo, If you make grounded videos of Shimajiro Shimano and his friends just like Carrie and Shreeky do or if make a grounded video out of Sarah West, YankieDude5000, Naruto Uzumaki, or Sakura Haruno. Asuka Kazama and Ling Xiaoyu will suffocate you.

Jazzi: Lastly, I'm Jazzi. The Save-Ums and I will not tolerate your actions. If you ever disrespect the United States of America, president Donald Trump will be extremely pissed off at you and will exile you to Castle Krakenburg Nohr where Xander, Leo, Camilla, and Elise will kill you. And I can't believe it you made Shimajirō Shimano cry even mega harder and scared my brother B.B. Jammies.

Foo: I'm Foo. Your Paramount and Nickelodeon stuff will be donated to charity and your Pepsi sodas will be taken away and you'll never get them back ever again!

Noodle: I'm Noodle. You'll be forced to watch our show rather than Paramount and Nickelodeon.

Ka-Chung: I'm Ka-Chung. That was so stupid of you to misbehave at Carrie Fisher's funeral!

Custard: I'm Custard. It's not cool to misbehave at Carrie Fisher's funeral. If you do that for me... (close-up shot of his red glowing eyes) ...I'll beat you up with my chainsaw... (close-up shot of his mouth showing sharp teeth) ...because it could smash your skull! Now let's begin with the punishments.

Satomi Hiroyuki: 1st punishment, I will change your voice to Kendra for making my boyfriend, Kirinta Kusano cry!

[Satomi Hiroyuki soon changes Dora's voice to Kendra.]

Dora: (speaking in Kendra voice) No! (X40) My voice is Kendra, I don't want to speak like Noodle, change it back to Julie!!

Satomi Hiroyuki: Never. I will never change your voice back. This is what you get for making my boyfriend, Kirinta Kusano cry extremely harder by ruining Carrie Fisher's funeral by playing the Ni Hao, Kai-lan theme song!

Ramurin Makiba: 2nd punishment, spankings!

[Ramurin Makiba began spanking Dora and we hear the sound of a person hitting someone with rapid punches. This action is blocked and censored.]

Dora: Ow! (X48)

Sakurako Koinuma: 3rd punishment, I will kick your ass!!

[Sakurako Koinuma began giving Dora a painful ass kicking. This action is censored.]

Dora: Ouch! (X50)

Kikko Hayashida: 4th punishment, slappings!

[Kikko Hayashida begins slapping Dora. This action is censored]

Dora: Ouch! (X40)

Kumakki Mashiro: 5th punishment, ass beatings!

[Kumakki Mashiro begins giving Dora a very painful ass beating with a stainless steel baseball bat. This action is censored.]

Dora: Ouch!!! (X48)

Kirinta Kusano: 6th punishment, I will beat you up with my belt for hacking my GoAnimate4Schools account!

[Kirinta Kusano beats Dora up with his belt. This action is censored.]

Dora: No!! (X40) I'm bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeding!!!

Satomi Hiroyuki: 7th punishment, whacking you with a stainless steel baseball bat for making dead meat videos out of my friends!!

[Satomi Hiroyuki whacks Dora with a stainless steel baseball bat. This action is censored.]

Dora: Wah! (X40)

Kento Koshiba: 8th punishment, punches in the face!

[Kento Koshiba begins punching Dora in the face. This action is censored.]

Dora: Wah! (X50)

Asako Kageyama: 9th punishment, I'm going to wham you down with a hammer for making dead meat videos out of me!

[Asako Kageyama begins whamming Dora down with a hammer. This action is completely censored.]

Dora: Ow! (X46)

Mimirin Midorihara: 10th punishment, I will beat you up for making a grounded video out of me and my family and for making my boyfriend, Shimajirō Shimano cry!

[Mimirin Midorihara severely beats up Dora. This action is censored.]

Mitsuo Shimano: 11th punishment, peeing on you for making my 9 year old brother, Shimajirō cry!

[Shimajirō's 5 year old twin brother, Mitsuo Shimano pees on Dora. This action is blocked and censored]

Monta Kimura: 12th punishment, donating all of your stuffs to charity and taking away all of your Pepsi sodas and smashing all of your Justin Bieber stuffs!

[Cut to: Dora's room. Kikko Hayashida, Akio Toriyama, Marurin Sasaki, Rei Kobayashi, Kumakki Mashiro, Kazuo Matsukata, Mimirin Midorihara, Nyakkii Momoyama, Mitsuo Kawashima, Sakurako Koinuma, Senichi Tanaka, Monta Kimura and Yasuko Minamoto are taking away the Pepsi beverages and packing up all of Dora's Indiana Jones, Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Danny Phantom, Tak and the Power of Juju, Avatar: The Last Airbender and Chalkzone stuffs to send to London, United Kingdom. Ramurin Makiba, Takeshi Ishida, Kirinta Kusano and Satomi Hiroyuki are smashing and destroying all of Dora's Justin Bieber stuffs.]

Mimirin Midorihara: There! That should take care of it once and for all. Now all of your Paramount and Nickelodeon stuff is completely gone! These packages containing all your Avatar: The Last Airbender, Indiana Jones, Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Danny Phantom, Tak and the Power of Juju, and Chalkzone stuffs will be going to the airport for the flight to London, United Kingdom for the charity shop.

Kikko Hayashida: And final punishment, I will put a diaper on you for making Shimajirō Shimano cry extremely harder!

Dora: No! (X40) Please don't put a diaper on me!! I'm very sorry!!

Akio Toriyama: It doesn't matter. Kikko, put a diaper on Dora!

Kikko Hayashida: You're on Akio-san!

[Kikko Hayashida puts a diaper on Dora. This action is blocked and censored.]

Kikko Hayashida: There! Now your diaper is on! You will go pee pees and poo poos in your diapers instead of the toilet!

Kento Koshiba: Here are the following punishments: No Paramount and Nickelodeon, no Captain Crunch, no Pepsi, No 3 additional cartoons like 6teen, Corrector Yui and even Martin Mystery and no timeout with Angelica Pickles!

Asako Kageyama: There is also no Burger King! The only things you will eat are fruits and vegetables!

Dora: No! (X10) I hate fruits and vegetables!

Custard: It doesn't matter, these are the things you will only eat from now on!

Uta Yumeno: You'll be forced to watch Onegai My Melody until you die or else Mimirin Midorihara will beat you up!

Mimirin Midorihara: Yup. That would be me.

My Melody: I agree with Uta-chan!

Mimirin Midorihara: You will be forced to play video games not made by Paramount and Nickelodeon like Wangan Midnight, Tokyo Xtreme Racers, Watch Dogs, Grand Theft Auto, Sleeping Dogs, Tekken, Street Fighter, Virtua Fighter, Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Battlefield, Ghost Recon, Rainbow Six, The Crew, Mafia, Mafia 2, Mafia 3, Just Cause, The Division, Naruto games, Inuyasha games, One Piece games, Attack on Titan for Xbox One, Kirby, Metroid, Mario, Pokémon, The Legend of Zelda and Dragon Ball Z games!!

Marurin Sasaki: You will watch FUNimation and Viz Media shows old and new alike like Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, One Piece, Blue Gender, Dr. Slump, Deadman Wonderland, Attack on Titan, Shiki, Ghost Hunt, Assassination Classroom, Inuyasha, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden and Death Note!

Sakurako Koinuma: You will also to the Coco premiere this November!!

Ramurin Makiba: You'll be forced to watch all four of our shows until you die or else Shimajirō and his friends will beat you up!!

Mimirin Midorihara: I agree what Ramurin said.

Nyakkii Momoyama: Me too!

Mitsuo Kawashima: Me three!

Torippii Sorano: Me four!

Kirinta Kusano: You will listen to Disney soundtrack, Fantasia soundtrack, An American Tail soundtrack, Fievel Goes West soundtrack, Aerosmith, Deep Purple, Elton John and more music not made by Paramount.

Dumbo: You will not only watch my Disney movie, but also you will watch Disney movies such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Fantasia, Pinocchio, Bambi 1 & 2, Saludos Amigos, The Three Caballeros, Make Mine Music, Song of the South, Fun and Fancy Free, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad, Cinderella trilogy, Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, Sleeping Beauty, 101 Dalmatians (1961), The Sword in the Stone, Mary Poppins, The Jungle Book, The Aristocats, Robin Hood, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Star Wars: A New Hope, The Rescuers, Pete's Dragon, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back The Fox and the Hound, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind, The Black Cauldron, The Great Mouse Detective, Oliver and Company, The Little Mermaid trilogy, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Kiki's Delivery Service, Castle In The Sky, Beauty and the Beast trilogy, Porco Rosso, Honey, I Blew Up The Kid, Aladdin, Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Aladdin: The Return of Jafar, The Lion King, Pocahontas, Toy Story Trilogy, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, 101 Dalmatians (1996), Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves, Hercules, Mulan, The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride, A Bug's Life, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Tarzan, Dinosaur, The Emperor's New Groove, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Monsters Inc., Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, Lilo and Stitch, The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2, Treasure Planet, Finding Nemo, Brother Bear, The Lion King 1½, Home on the Range, The Incredibles, Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, Chicken Little, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, The Wild, Cars trilogy, Meet the Robinsons, Ratatouille, Enchanted, The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, Wall-E, Bolt, Up, The Princess and the Frog, Tangled, Brave, Wreck-It Ralph, Monsters University, The Wind Rises, Planes, Frozen, Big Hero 6, Cinderella (2015), Inside Out, Star Wars: The Force Awakens, The Good Dinosaur, Zootopia, The Jungle Book (2016), Finding Dory, Moana and Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! And oh, you will also watch Beauty and the Beast (2017) with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates when it comes out in theaters this St. Patrick's Day which is on Senichi Tanaka and Sakura Tanaka's birthdays, otherwhise Azura alongside The King Of The Monsters will beat you up!

Young Simba: If that isn't enough, you will also watch Woody Woodpecker, The Land Before Time, An American Tail, The Secret of NIMH, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Tom Sawyer, The Pebble and the Penguin, and Pretty Cure which are Sarah West's shows and movies.

Sakurako Koinuma: The only Broadway musicals you'll go to are The Lion King, Aladdin, Tarzan, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast and Mary Poppins.

Sailor Moon: You are to be forced to comfort Shimajirō and his friends everytime they see Mufasa die in The Lion King both Broadway and film! If not, The King Of The Monsters will beat you up until you bleed to death!

Sailor Mars: Yeah! In fact, Mimirin Midorihara and sometimes Shimajirō Shimano cry a lot extremely harder when Mufasa dies! They can flood a whole entire area with their tears just like Alice from Alice In Wonderland!

Sailor Mercury: Marurin Sasaki, Kikko Hayashida, Kumakki Mashiro and Sakurako Koinuma and sometimes Nyakkii Momoyama do the same as well. Except, in Tarzan both film and broadway when Tarzan's Parents and Kerchak both die, they cry massive tsunamis of tears out of their eyes to flood the entire area!

Mimirin Midorihara: You will be forced to become a fan of Sailor Moon, Onegai My Melody and Pretty Cure!

Hana Shimano: Mimirin is right! You will be forced to watch Sailor Moon every morning, afternoon, evening and night everyday nonstop! If not, my brother will beat you up until you bleed to death and rip you apart limb by limb!

Kumakkii Mashiro: Now you will be stretched for making Shimajirō Shimano cry!

[Dora is soon stretched]

Dora: No! (X18)

Kazuo Matsukata: Good, now you have been stretched! You won't be unstretched for massive punishment! Now Weatherstar4000video and your family will give you final punishments!

Weatherstar4000video: This is a very painful warning! If you destroy my house or crash my very expensive computer, Bowser and Donkey Kong is going to whack you harder with a deadly belt and a stainless baseball bat!

Elena: I agree with everyone. Now start doing stuff not made by Paramount and Nickelodeon or else you'll be sent to Poland and all other countries in the European Union!

Dora: Back off you all, I wish you all were dead!

Elena: How dare you tell us to back off and wish we're all dead? That's it! Now