Calum1998 Gets Grounded for Eternity

[Calum1998 is sitting in his bedroom]

Calum: "B-O-R-E-D. What does it spell? Bored! I have an idea! I can act just like Warren Cook and make some fake VHS openings! After that, I will buy Barney's Great Adventure and South Park: The Stick of Truth!"

[Calum goes on his computer and starts creating a pair of fake VHS openings on YouTube]

[30 minutes later]

Calum: "Perfect! I made the Opening to Barney: The Land of Make Believe VHS from 1973 and the Opening to South Park: The Complete First Season VHS from 1987. They are both real and not fake! I will jump out of this window and get Barney's Great Adventure and South Park: Tenorman's Revenge!"

[Calum jumps out of the bedroom window and goes to Walmart]

Calum: "Can I have Barney's Great Adventure on DVD and South Park: Tenorman's Revenge for the XBOX 360, please?"

Store Manager: (handing out the two requested items) "Here you go."

Calum: "Thank you very much!"

[Cut to: Calum at home]

Calum: "Now I will play South Park: Tenorman's Revenge and watch Barney's Great Adventure."

[3 hours later]

Calum: "Brilliant! South Park: Tenorman's Revenge beats every other video game on Earth! The same goes to Barney's Great Adventure, which is the best movie ever besides South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut."

Calum's Father: (walking into the scene) "Calum, what are you doing?" (Becomes shocked) "Dear lord! Is that a Barney's Great Adventure DVD and a South Park: The Stick of Truth game?"

Calum: "Dad, I made both of them out of cardboard!"

Calum's Father: "That's not true! You must've purchased them from Walmart while grounded! Plus, I would like to check YouTube to see if you did anything bad on the site."

[15 minutes later]

Calum's Father:

[Dylan Priest arrives]

Calum:

Dylan Priest: "It is me, Dylan Priest aka Dylan-Loves-Disney-Videos. I was born in Lake Hoohaw and raised in Howdydoo Island for a few years!! I know you from the Internet and you shouldn't buy anything related to either the Barney franchise or the South Park TV program while you're still grounded! Plus, I checked YouTube and realized that you uploaded the two fake VHS openings your father mentioned! As a result, I will return the two items to Walmart while your father closes your YouTube account!"

Dylan Priest: "Too bad. We're doing it, no conversation."

[30 minutes later]

Calum: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Calum's Father: "Stop crying like a 3 month old! I will call more visitors on the phone! They will be here in 20 minutes outside at the backyard!"

[20 minutes later]

Calum's Father: "Calum, lots of visitors have to speak with you."

Dylan Priest: "Your father has brought you The Defenders of the Land of Make Believe, the Brisbys, Fievel from An American Tail, KiraKiraPopPrincess26, EricTheDisneyGuy, Wally Trollman, Noville the Dragon, Gina Giant, Bobgoblin, Ogre Doug, Daniel, Amanda, Skyler Hawkins, Jake, Ryder, the Pups, Katie, Cap'n Turbot, Shimmer and Shine, Blaze from Blaze and the Monster Machines, Max and Ruby, The Bubble Guppies, The Teletubbies, Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, Phillip Psareas, Hirashi, The Tai Chi Chasers, Timmy Turner from The Fairly OddParents, YankieDude5000, WeatherStar4000video, NathanDesignerBoy7, Coulden Pettit, TheJojuan4444, Anthony Abate, Jack Loves Disneyland, Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Star Butterfly, Marco Diaz, Blooregard Q. Kazoo, The Teen Titans, Drew and Charlotte Pickles, Homer Simpson, Sarah West, Michael Johnson, Slippy V, DavidtheAnimationGuy, JosephComedian2000, LouieLouie95, Ericina, BrandontheMovieGuy, TacoComedian, Brendan Barney, RobertCoatesAnimation, EVComedian2000, Jaxen Ross, TheTailsGirl Jade, Caroline0204, VTM on YT, LazyTown Fanatic 2018, CheeseDoodles65, Miss Battle Axe, Rayden, Olaf from Frozen, Paddington Bear, Payne Rogers, Shawn Brunner, Alex Kimble, WigglesWorld, VideoGamesYes BabyShowsNo, The Microsofts, Dennis the Menace, several other Disney characters, Mario and his friends, Shrek, Donkey, Blu from Rio, The Angry German Kid, The Angry Dominican Kid, the good Warren Cook, Bertie and Elizabeth, Icabod Crane, Abney and Teal, Mister Maker, Engie Benjy, Jollop, Steve, Joe, Kevin, Blue, The PJ Masks, Thomas the Tank Engine, Percy the Small Engine, SpongeBob, Patrick, Winnie the Pooh, Tom and Jerry, The Powerpuff Girls, Mr. and Mrs. Pacman, Wallace and Gromit, Joseph Selaty, RocketPowerGal24, your two teachers and your Principal. Let's start with The Defenders of the Land of Make Believe."

Prince Tuesday: "We're the Defenders of the Land of Make Believe.

Justin: "I'm Justin the Rat from The Secret of NIMH.

Mrs. Brisby: "I'm Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.

Timothy Brisby: "I'm Timothy Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.

Fievel: "I'm Fievel from An American Tail.

KiraKiraPopPrincess26: "I'm KiraKiraPopPrincess26.

EricTheDisneyGuy: "I'm EricTheDisneyGuy.

Wally Trollman: "I'm Wally Trollman from Wallykazam.

Norville: "I'm Norville the Dragon,

Gina Giant: "I'm Gina Giant,

Bobgoblin: "I'm Bobgoblin,

Ogre Doug: "I'm Orge Doug,

Daniel: "I'm Daniel,

Amanda: "I'm Amanda, and I agree with what Daniel says."

Skyler Hawkins: "I'm Skyler Hawkins,

Jake: "I'm Jake,

Ryder: "I'm Ryder.

Chase: "I'm Chase,

Marshall: "I'm Marshall,

Zuma: "I'm Zuma,

Rubble: "I'm Rubble,

Rocky: "I'm Rocky,

Skye: "I'm Skye,

Katie: "I'm Katie,

Cap'n Turbot: "And I'm Cap'n Turbot.

Shimmer: "I'm Shimmer.

Shine: "And I'm Shine.

Blaze: "I'm Blaze from Blaze and the Monster Machines.

Max: "I'm Max."

Ruby: "And I'm Ruby.

Gil: "I'm Gil."

Molly: "I'm Molly."

Goby: "I'm Goby."

Deema: "I'm Deema."

Oona: "I'm Oona."

Nonny: "And I'm Nonny and we're the Bubble Guppies.

Tinky Winky: "I'm Tinky Winky."

Dipsy: "I'm Dipsy."

Laa Laa: "I'm Laa Laa."

Po: "And I'm Po and we're the Teletubbies.

Buster: "I'm Buster Bunny.

Babs: "I'm Babs Bunny. And I agree with my brother."

Phillip Psareas: "I am Phillip Psareas.

Hirashi: "I'm Hirashi, and I agree with my boyfriend.

Tori: "I'm Tori."

Donha: "I'm Donha."

Rai: "I'm Rai."

Sena: "I'm Sena."

Finn: "And I'm Finn and we're the Tai Chi Chasers.

Timmy Turner: "I'm Timmy Turner from The Fairly OddParents,

YankieDude5000: "I'm YankieDude5000.

Weatherstar4000Video: "I'm Weatherstar4000Video.

NathanDesignerBoy7: "I'm NathanDesignerBoy7

Coulden Pettit: "I'm Coulden Pettit.

TheJojuan4444: "I'm TheJojuan4444.

Anthony Abate: "I'm Anthony Abate.

Jack Loves Disneyland: "I'm Jack Loves Disneyland.

Barney: "I'm Barney the Purple Dinosaur.

Star Butterfly: "I'm Star Butterfly.

Marco: "I'm Marco Diaz,

Blooregard Q. Kazoo: "I'm Blooregard Q. Kazoo from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

Robin: "I'm Robin."

Starfire: "I'm Starfire."

Cyborg: "I'm Cyborg."

Beast Boy: "I'm Beast Boy."

Raven: "And I'm Raven and we're the Teen Titans.

Drew Pickles: "I'm Drew Pickles from Rugrats.

Charlotte Pickles: "I'm Charlotte Pickles from Rugrats. And I agree with my husband."

Homer Simpson: "I'm Homer Simpson.

Sarah West: "I'm Sarah West.

Michael Johnson: "I'm Michael Johnson.

Slippy V: "I'm Slippy V,

DavidtheAnimationGuy: "This is me, DavidtheAnimationGuy.

JosephComedian2000: "I'm JosephComedian2000.

LouieLouie95: "I'm LouieLouie95.

Ericina: "I'm Ericina.

Brandon-The-Movie-Guy: "I'm Brandon-The-Movie-Guy.

TacoComedian: "I'm TacoComedian.

Brendan Barney: "I'm Brendan Barney.

RobertCoatesAnimation: "I'm RobertCoatesAnimation.

EVComedian2000: "I'm EVComedian2000.

Jaxen Ross: "I'm Jaxen Ross.

TheTailsGirl Jade: "I'm TheTailsGirl Jade.

Caroline0204: "I'm Caroline0204.

VTM on YT: "I'm VTM on YT.

CheeseDoodle65: "I'm CheeseDoodle65.

Miss Battle-Axe: "I'm Miss Battle-Axe, Horrid Henry's teacher.

Rayden: "I'm Rayden.

Olaf: "I'm Olaf from Frozen.

Paddington Bear: "I'm Paddington Bear.

Payne Rogers: "I'm Payne Rogers.

Shaun Bruner: "I'm Shaun Brunner.

Alex Kimble: "I'm Alex Kimble.

Blue91233: "I'm Blue91233.

WigglesWorld: "I'm WigglesWorld.

VideoGamesYes BabyShowsNo: "I'm VideoGamesYes BabyShowsNo.

Microsoft Sam: "I am Microsoft Sam.

Microsoft Mike: "I am Microsoft Mike.

Microsoft Mary: "I am Microsoft Mary.

Microsoft Anna: "I am Microsoft Anna.

Dennis the Menace: "I'm Dennis the Menace!

Pinocchio: "I'm Pinocchio.

Jimmy Cricket: "I'm Jiminy Cricket.

Robin Hood: "I'm Robin Hood.

Little John: "I'm Little John.

Snow White: "I'm Snow White.

Cinderella: "I'm Cinderella.

Peter Pan: "I'm Peter Pan.

Wendy Darling: "I'm Wendy Darling.

Princess Aurora: "I'm Princess Aurora the Sleeping Beauty.

Wart: "I'm Wart aka. King Arthur from The Sword in the Stone.

Mowgli: "I'm Mowgli the Man Cub from The Jungle Book.

Gumball: "I'm Gumball Watterson from The Amazing World of Gumball,

Darwin: "I'm Darwin Watterson.

Dipper: "I'm Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls.

Mabel: "I'm Mabel Pines, and I agree with what my brother says."

Super Mario: "I'm Super Mario.

Luigi: "I'm Luigi.

Princess Peach: "I'm Princess Peach.

Princess Daisy: "I'm Princess Daisy.

Toad: "I'm Toad.

Toadette: "I'm Toadette.

Toadbert: "I'm Toadbert.

Yoshi: "I'm Yoshi.

Princess Peach: "I'm Princess Peach.

Snow White: "I'm Snow White.

Woody: "I'm Sheriff Woody.

Buzz Lightyear: "I'm Buzz Lightyear.

Jessie: "I'm Jessie the Yodelling Cowgirl.

Lightning McQueen: "I'm Lightning McQueen.

Shrek: "I'm Shrek.

Donkey: "I'm Donkey.

Leopold Slikk: "I'm Leopold Slikk aka. The Angry German Kid.

Ronald Ramierz: "I'm Ronald Ramierz aka. The Angry Dominican Kid, and I agree with Leopold Slikk."

Dylan Priest: "I'm Dylan Priest.

Warren Cook: "I'm the good Warren Cook.

Bertie: "I'm Bertie.

Queen Elizabeth: "I'm Queen Elizabeth.

Ichabod Crane: "I'm Ichabod.

Queen Lanolin: "I'm Queen Lanolin.

Abney: "I'm Abney."

Teal: "And I'm Teal.

Mister Maker: "I'm Mister Maker.

Engie Benjy: "I'm Engie Benjy, and this is my dog, Jollop.

Steve: "I'm Steve from Blue's Clues.

Joe "I'm Joe from Blue's Clues.

Kevin: "I'm Kevin from Blue's Clues.

Blue: "I'm Blue. And I agree with Steve, Joe and Kevin."

Catboy: "I'm Catboy."

Owlette: "I'm Owlette."

Gekko: "And I'm Gekko and we're the PJ Masks.

Thomas the Tank Engine: "I'm Thomas the Tank Engine.

Percy the Small Engine: "I'm Percy the Small Engine. I agree with Thomas."

SpongeBob Squarepants: "I'm SpongeBob Squarepants.

Patrick Star: "I'm Patrick Star. I agree with SpongeBob."

Winnie the Pooh: "I'm Winnie the Pooh.

Tom: "I'm Tom.

Jerry: "I'm Jerry.

Blossom: "I'm Blossom."

Bubbles: "I'm Bubbles."

Buttercup: "And I'm Buttercup and we're the Powerpuff Girls.

Wallace: "I'm Wallace, and this is my dog, Gromit.

Mr. Pacman: "I'm Mr. Pacman.

Mrs. Pacman: "I'm Mrs. Pacman.

Joseph Selaty: "I'm Joseph Selaty.

RocketPowerGal24: "I'm RocketPowerGal24.

Mrs. Shaw: "I'm Mrs. Shaw. And you are a bad (24x) student of mine!"

Mr. Alan: "I'm Mr. Dike.

Principal Parish: "And finally, I'm Principal Parish.