Sophie's Hoohaw Hoo and New Year Extravaganza (Featuring 9 volt, 18 volt and Natalie)

Transcript

[we see Sophie and PB&J watching the news]

Newscaster Frog: (from The Sleeping Beagle) "Special report! The Ice Moose and Santa Claus have been locked in a burrow!

Jelly: "Oh dear!

Sophie: "They must do something or else there would be no Hoohaw Hoo or Christmas!

Baby Butter: "No Chwistmas ow Ooh Haw Hoo? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!" (Translation: "No Christmas or Hoohaw Hoo? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!")

Natalie: (offscreen) what’s wrong kids? No Hoohaw hoo nor Christmas?

Peanut: "Uh oh! Feels like a real holiday emergency!

Natalie: yes! Like a emergency!!

Newscaster Frog: "Two dastardly doormice named Colton and Birch are planning to offer the nice ones coal and birches, and the naughty ones presents. That's not all! They even summoned their minions, the Anticks! These bugs have been programmed to ruin holiday events by causing mischief in homes around the world! Someone must do something fast, or else it would be the worst Hoohaw Hoo and Christmas ever!" [Sophie shuts off the TV] Sophie: "You three, we should gather our allies and save the holidays once and for all! Are you with me?" Jelly: "Yes, Sophie!" [Cut to: WilliamWill Manor] [WilliamWill2343 is in his room, then he hears the phone ringing] WilliamWill2343: "I'll get it." (picks up the phone) WilliamWill2343: "Hello, this is WilliamWill Enterprises, The will of St. Louis. How may I help you?" Sophie: "It's your friends Sophie and PB&J! We have bad news for you." WilliamWill2343: "Alright, what is the bad news?" Sophie: "Colton and Birch are causing havoc for the holidays!" WilliamWill2343: "I know that. I just watched the news earlier. We have to call the allies from the Sophie the Otter & Friends' Journeys series." Sophie: "OK. When we're finished calling them all, we'll meet at WilliamWill Manor. Understand?" WilliamWill2343: "OK then." Sophie: "I'll see you there, goodbye." WilliamWill2343: "Goodbye. See you later." [After WilliamWill2343 and Sophie called the Allies from the Sophie the Otter & Friends' Journeys series…] [Everyone is at WilliamWill Manor] WilliamWill2343: "OK team! We have to save the holidays before it's too late! We'll take my jet to get to the burrow... wherever it is." [The team gets into WilliamWill2343's private jet and it takes off] [Meanwhile in the burrow in the Redwood Forest, in California] [We see Colton and Birch against the burrow containing a trapped Santa Claus and the Ice Moose] Birch: "You ugly wimps are never bringing joy to the world....FOREVER!" Santa: "Oh no! I bring peace and happiness to kids!" Colton: "We're taking over for the rest of the time we live! We shall give the bad ones presents and the good ones coal and birches, as both of our names speak!" Ice Moose: "Rewarding the naughty is a sin in my book!" Santa: "Same for me!" Birch: "No more excuses!" Colton: "Not only that, but we have also summoned the Anticks, part ant and part tick, our minions will ruin holiday events, whether if it is a Christmas concert performance, a Dreidel game for the Jews, a Hoohaw Hoo Pageant, or whatever! We are like the next generation of Mr. Grinch, but even worse!" Ice Moose: "You can't do this! Let us out or we will suffer too soon." Santa: "And if we suffer, the holidays will be a misery!" Birch: "Bah Humbug! You know that no matter if it is the past, the present, or the future, we will always try to make things worse!" [Cut to the Private Jet] WilliamWill2343: "As you all know, the villains Colton and Birch are going to ruin Christmas so it's up to us to stop them. While you find a way to destroy the Anticks and rescue Santa Claus and Ice Moose, I will go face Colton and Birch myself." [A dot blinks red on the jet's HUD] WilliamWill2343: "Looks like we just found its destination." [The jet flies to the Redwood Forest in California and it lands on a parking lot] [Everyone gets out of the jet] WilliamWill2343: "Whew! I never want to park on a parking lot again!" Bonnie Wagner: "Why not?" WilliamWill2343: "Jets causes traffic jams in parking lots." Bonnie Wagner: "Oh, I see." [Everybody looks at the traffic jam that WilliamWill2343's jet had created in the parking lot] WilliamWill2343: "Well anyway, the burrow is over there behind that tree with black flags on it." [They go into the burrow] [They try to get to Santa and the Ice Moose, but they're blocked by concrete bars] Squidward: "Oh great, we can't go through it!" Flick: "Cheese and quackers! How will we be able to reach Lake Hoohaw's glorious idol and Santa?!" WilliamWill2343: "Use the chainsaws that I used when we were destroying Doraland." [He gives them the chainsaws] [The heroes slice off the bars using the chainsaws] Arnold: "Yes! We're finally able to get in!" [They jump through the hole of the burrow and encounter Santa and the Ice Moose] Lisa Simpson: "We have found you, Santa!" Bart: "Lisa, who is that brown funny-looking dude in a blue outfit and big antlers?" Ice Moose: "Well, my two yellow-skinned buddies over here. My name is the Ice Moose, also known as Old Tim. I travel across the Hoohaw region to deliver presents to all the nice with my trusty assistants the Sugarplum Ferrets." Lisa: "Now we understand. My name is Lisa Simpson. Since my family celebrates Christmas with Santa, it's nice that my brother Bart and I are getting to know you for the first time ever." Bart: "That's because we live in Springfield, not Hoohaw, Ontario, Canada." Ice Moose: "Very glad to hear that. Where is Springfield anyway?" Lisa: "Sorry, but we can't tell you." [Cut to Santa Claus and Pinch Raccoon] Pinch: "So you must be Santa, right?" Santa: "Ho Ho ho! That's right.

Pinch: "My friends and I from Lake Hoohaw don't celebrate Christmas, but Hoohaw Hoo instead.

Santa: "Really? Pinch: "The Ice Moose is our Hoohaw version of you.

[Scootch comes running into Santa while screaming his trademark yell]

Pinch: "Scootch! What have you done? Scootch: "Sorry, sorry. My fault...

Santa: "Don't feel sorry, my young gentleman." (Pats Scootch on the head) "That kinda surprised me!

[T.T. the Stopwatch appears from offscreen]

T.T.: "The hands on my face are reaching the sunset time! We better get our two jolly men fast!

[The gang takes the Ice Moose and Santa free from hostage, but they are soon blocked by a wall]

Laura Koala: "Oh no! We can't get up just from the hole. It's too high!

Digger Mole: "As a Shirt Tales member, I am always having the power. Now, let me handle this as I dig you all outta here!

[Digger quickly uses his arms to dig a large tunnel slowly rising towards and through the surface of the Earth. The rest follow.]

[Digger pops out of the tunnel, soon followed by the others]

Rick Raccoon: "Wow, Digger! What a way to improve your digging skills! You can dig a tunnel big enough to make us all go through?! That's real shirt power!" (His shirt reads: "Amazing!")

Digger: "Why thank you!

Rick: "You're welcome!

[The gang meets up with WilliamWill2343]

WilliamWill2343: "I'm proud of you all for rescuing the Ice Moose and Santa. Now go on and travel on their vehicles. OK?

Colton and Birch: "What do you think you are doing with our Santa Claus and our Ice Moose!?

[WilliamWill2343 glares at the two doormice]

WilliamWill2343: "They are the good guys. So they deserved to be rescued in the first place! I promised my friends that I could take you two down!

[WilliamWill2343 takes out his golden sword and he uses it to push away the two doormice, but they punch him into a redwood tree]

Colton: "Don't you see that we can fight, too?

WilliamWill2343: "Oh. I see. You didn't listen to me. Well, too bad! You're going to die, BIG TIME!!!

[WilliamWill2343 flips over the doormice and to safety. The doormice throw ninja stars at him but he dodges them. WilliamWill2343 splits the sword in two and spin attacks Colton and Birch with them]

Birch: "Dang! Is that all you got?

WilliamWill2343: "Oh, so you haven't seen my real power. Colton: "What is your real power?

WilliamWill2343: "You'll see…

[WilliamWill2343 disappears, then he rises ominously above the doormice with his eyes closed]

Colton: "Um…what are you doing?

[WilliamWill2343 opens his eyes, they flashed white, blinding the two doormice. Then he beats the heck out of them rapidly and then, he uppercuts them. Blasting them out of sight]

Colton and Birch: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (they disappear as a star a la Team Rocket) WilliamWill2343: "There! Now we don't have to worry about Colton and Birch anymore.

Doc McStuffins: "That…was…AWESOME!!

Sophie: "Great finishing move there. But what about the Anticks?

WilliamWill2343: "Don't worry, I'll summon the Little Insect Chewing Kids Squad, L.I.C.K for short. They are a project that I had when I was 11. They are a bunch of little anteater children that eat bugs. Now it's time.

Sophie: "Great idea! Quintion! We'll take those pests down in no time with that team of heroic critters!

[WilliamWill2343 uses his golden sword to create a portal to summon the L.I.C.K Squad]

Natalie: now say hi to the L.I.C.K squad, you remember em, don’t ya, They are Joey, Valerie, Dave, Piper, Sammy, Juliet, Carlos, Amanda, Timothy, and Gabrielle.

(Seconds later)

Natalie: L.I.C.K squad, since I saw you licking insects, you wanna come to the new year’s party?

L.I.C.K squad: yes Natalie

[Throughout the night while everyone was sleeping, the team on Santa Claus' sleigh were bringing the correct presents to the naughty and the nice around the world, while the team on Ice Moose's hovering ferry is doing the same thing at Lake Hoohaw] [On Hoohaw Hoo/Christmas morning]

[Sophie and her cousins slide down PB&J's bedroom slide and into the kitchen. They soon run into the living room]

Ernest: "Happy Hoohaw Hoo, kids!

Sophie: "You too, Uncle Ernest!

Opal: "Why not take a peek at what you wanted for Hoohaw Hoo? They're underneath the tree!

Jelly: "Alright, mama!

[The 4 check the tree and see a bunch of gifts]

[Peanut opens his presents]

Peanut: "Cool! I got an R/C Controlled Toy Monster Truck, a Bucky Spacebeaver color-by-number book, a PS Vita with some games, a new tennis set, a SpongeBob plush, and an Optimus Prime action figure!

[Jelly opens her presents]

Jelly: "Woah! I got a Pink Razor Scooter, an Odella Otter doll, an Angry Birds Stella plush, a diary, a Muppets Most Wanted DVD, and a Sky Ball!

[Baby Butter opens her presents to reveal a Baby Lovey plush, a Muppet Babies DVD Box Set, a Laugh and Learn Puppy Toy, a plush cat, and some Baby Lovey books]

Baby Butter: "Pwesents!" (Translation: "Presents!") (Giggles) [Sophie opens her presents]

Sophie: "OMG! I got a Wii U with games like SSBWU, a modeling clay set, some Air Hogs toys, a bunch of water balloons, and Pokémon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire for the 3DS! Thanks a bunch, Ice Moose!

Natalie: aw yeah! I got a box of nail polishes, they are sweet! And makeup box, and hey, I got the same like sophie the otter, with a game called game and wario, it’s how you boys appear with a game called gamer

9 volt and 18 volt: did we?

Natalie: yes

Ernest: "You can enjoy them once we finish Hoohaw Hoo breakfast. OK?

Peanut: "Sounds good to us, dad!

[6 days later, at the WilliamWill Manor's outfit and hair salon studio]

[Peanut is seen adjusting his Mohawk wig while wearing a Magnum P.I. Shirt, white bell bottoms, a badge displaying the year 2019, and Ray-Ban sunglasses]

[Hairdresser Helen is busily using an afro pick to get Jelly's hair into an afro shape] Hairdresser Helen: "How do you look now, Jelly?

Jelly: "Woah! I look so gorgeous. My hairstyle looks fab!" (Pats her afro)

Hairdresser Helen: "Now hold still as I wrap your New Year's headband around your dainty 'do.

[Hairdresser Helen wraps a "Happy New Year! 2019" headband around Jelly's afro and ties it snug]

Jelly: "That looks awesome on me!

[Helen removes the sheet on Jelly, revealing that she is wearing a yellow 80's style shirt with a neon multi-colored mini-skirt, and red leg warmers]

[Jelly puts on her multi-colored roller skates]

Jelly: "Now I must be very careful zipping around this studio!" (Carefully wanders around in her completed outfit)

Hairdresser Helen: now you, Natalie, what hairstyle would you like?

Natalie: side hairbun

[We see Baby Butter dressed in a pink loose shirt with a golden Happy New Year top hat, her diaper, and 80's-style kitten-heeled sandals]

Baby Butter: "Me Pwetty!" (Translation: "Me Pretty!")

[We see Sophie wearing a rainbow tye-dye shirt with the words "Happy New Year!", spandex cycling shorts, and platform shoes]

Sophie: "I'm pretty as well!

[The 4 bond together as Photographer Phillip is adjusting the camera]

Phillip: "OK. Jelly kneel down. Baby Butter, sit down next to Jelly. Sophie and Peanut, hold one of your arms over your backs. Smile and say, Happy New Year.

Sophie and PB&J: "Happy New Year!

[The picture is taken]

Phillip: "Awesome shot! Now Quintion will take you to the WilliamWill Concert Hall, just right next to the manor.

Sophie: "OK!

Phillip: and as for you Natalie, 9 and 18, you guys can go on your own

Natalie: (seen wearing a hot pink and black prom dress, ruby necklace, emerald ring, sapphire earrings and sparkly black shoes) wait, us?

[A few minutes later, WilliamWill2343 arrives on The Thunderbird]

WilliamWill2343: "Hello, my faithful otters, do you remember this baby?

Sophie: "Well yes, we do remember that this is The Thunderbird!

WilliamWill2343: "Yes it is, and I am taking you to the concert hall in this very plane.

Jelly: "Really? That's cool!

WilliamWill2343: "I know, Jelly. Anyway, step inside this plane, please.

[The 4 step inside the plane and fasten their seatbelts. The Thunderbird takes off] [Inside the jet]

Sophie: "So what did you do on Christmas?

WilliamWill2343: "Well I had a big dinner with some characters from the upcoming show, Sophie and Quintion's Cartoon Castle. We had a great Christmas movie night, and what I had for Christmas is a PlayStation 4, a Surface Pro 3, Frozen on Blu-Ray, The Lego Movie on Blu-Ray, Guardians of the Galaxy on Blu-Ray, a new ferry, and a Moto 360. Peanut: "Wow! What Christmas movies did you watch?

WilliamWill2343: Well, we had some children movies like Arthur Christmas, and we had some family friendly ones like The Santa Claus, and many other movies.

Jelly: "That sounds cool!

WilliamWill2343: "It sure is, Jelly. Oh, we are almost here. Now it's time to use my new technique.

Sophie and Natalie: "What technique?

WilliamWill2343: "You'll see.

Turn Down For What by DJ Snake and Lil Jon plays. The Thunderbird lands on a runway at the concert hall and skids down to the stage. The plane's door opens. WilliamWill2343 then does a flip and lands safely to the ground]

Sophie: "That was amazing! Good job!

[Sophie and her cousins leap out of the Thunderbird]

[They see a huge audience in front of them]

WilliamWill2343: "Thank you. Thank you. Welcome, everyone to the first annual St. Louis' New Year's Eve Extravaganza Spectacular. We will have lots of fun tonight with our band, The Water Otterz. [The audience claps and Sophie and her cousins walk to the front of the stage and on a disco dance floor. Sophie is the lead singer, Peanut is on the electric guitar, Baby Butter is on the drums, and Jelly is on the synthesizer]

Sophie: "Oodelay and have a Happy New Year, folks. My name is Sophie. Peanut: "I'm Peanut.

Baby Butter: "Me Butter.

Jelly: "And I'm Jelly. We're the Water Otterz, the hippest 70's-80's fusion band around the block of Missouri!

Sophie: "All in favor of having a fun party, say 'aye'!

Audience: "Aye!

Peanut: "Louder!

Audience: "AYE!

Jelly: "Now that's a lot better!

Sophie: "OK, ladies and gents. All of the original songs we will sing will be to the tunes of popular 80's and 70's cartoon songs which include in the following order: Resolutions to the tune of the Care Bears Countdown, Keep this Party Going to the tune of the Jabberjaw theme song, New Surprises to the tune of the Interjection song from Schoolhouse Rock, and Happy New Year to the tune of Popple Magic from the original Popples pilot. The first song will be 'Resolutions'. Before we do that, let’s welcome a girl from diamond city, ladies and gentlemen, Natalie volt, and her favourite warioware characters, 9 volt and 18 volt!

(Audience cheers)

9 volt: hey everyone, my name is 9 volt, and this is my best friend, 18 volt!

9 volt and 18 volt: together, we’re 27 volts!

Natalie: and all the songs everybody will sing will be in the style! That’s right, in the style!

Sophie: thanks Natalie, So, Are you ready?

Audience: "Yeah!

Sophie: "Ready? A one, a two, a one, two, three, four!

[The four begin singing/playing their instruments, the disco ball begins spinning and glowing]

Sophie: "2018 has passed by and by.

[The audience claps with the song]

Sophie: Make better goals, and here's the reasons why... You need to make the world a better place.

Baby Butter: "Pwace!" (Translation: "Place!")

Sophie: "Cuz this time will be your own saving grace.

Baby Butter: "Gwace!" (Translation: "Grace!")

[The audience begins waving their arms]

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Make a resolution!

Sophie: "Then share it with your family.

Peanut and Jelly: "Then share it with your family!

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "So make a resolution!

Sophie: "Make friends as happy as can be!

Peanut and Jelly: "Make friends as happy as can be!

Sophie: 2019 should be better with your goals.

Baby Butter: "Goals!

Sophie: So that you can cover a lot more holes!"

Baby Butter: "Holes!"

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Now make your resolution!

Peanut: "Just.....about....NOW!

[Audience applauds]

Sophie: (holding a microphone to an audience member) "So, what is your name?

Brad: "Brad Farnsworth, age 24.

Sophie: "What will your resolution be, according to this Care Bears theme-based song?

Brad: "To be very generous and showing lots of care to everyone worldwide!

Sophie: "That is an outstanding resolution. Give a round of applause to Brad!

[The audience cheers for Brad]

18 volt: ok, now, Audience, due to us, we’re too gamish to do keep this party going in the style of jabberjaw theme, you know

Natalie: wait a sec? Why the heck peanut and jelly otter providing backup vocals?

9 volt: because they want to. Right?

Audience: yes!

Natalie: yep, but we’ll do 3, The next song is New Surprises to the tune... no, I mean, in the style of the Interjection song from Schoolhouse Rock.

Sophie: "On the count of 3. 1..2....3!

Sophie and Natalie: LET'S GO!

[The band plays the New Surprises song] Sophie: "So 2019 is almost here, uh-huh." Natalie: "There will be changes in that year. Return of virtuality that's like reality.

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "That's one new surprise, in actuality!

Jelly: "Cool! Can't wait!

Peanut: "Yay! It'll be fun!

Natalie: come on guys, sing it!

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!

Sophie: "Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait. Those will be things we'll appreciate. They can be on movies!

Peanut: "Neat!

Natalie: "Or food.

Baby Butter: "Yum!

Natalie: Or tech! Intriguing! Or music! Groovy!

Sophie: "Or health!

Jelly: "Ooohhh!

Sophie: Or fashion!

Baby Butter: "Pwetty!" (Translation: "Pwetty!")

Sophie, Jelly, and Peanut: "Suprises come in lots of different kinds!

Peanut: ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 9 volt!!

9 volt: I can't wait to get, Because the wii shop channel is closing Sophie: "Just get my cousins' episodes and put 'em in way loads!" Sophie, Jelly, and Peanut: "With them on Archival Discs can crack the Half-Century code!" Peanut: "Great! Now we'll watch our show for a long time now!" Jelly: "Sweet! 50 year lifespan for ADs is so beautiful!" Baby Butter: "Woah! Wong time!" (Translation: "Woah! Long time!") Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!

Sophie: "Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait.

Natalie and 9 volt: Cuz Those will be things that we'll appreciate.

Sophie: "Yes, They can be on movies! Peanut: "Neat!" Sophie: Or food." Baby Butter: "Yum!" Natalie: Or tech!

9 volt: Intriguing!

Natalie: "Or music!

Peanut: Groovy!

Sophie: "Or health!

Jelly: "Ooohhh!

9 volt: Or fashion!

Baby Butter: "Pwetty!" (Translation: "Pwetty!")

Sophie, Jelly, and Peanut: "Suprises come in lots of different kinds!

Natalie: and again!

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest!

Sophie: Surprises can be upcoming stuff which we can hardly ever wait, (With 9 volt and Natalie) Those will be things that we'll appreciate.

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "New Surprises, bring happiness and interest! They are awesome! They are awesome! They are aweeeeeeeesome oh YEEEEEEEEEEAH!

[Audience applauds]

Natalie: Wow! Speaking of surprises, there is one surprise just around the corner everybody’s been talking about, it's about the new year! Happy New Year, which is to the tune of Popple Magic from the Popples pilot, will be played right now.

18 volt: that’s right girl, in which I call this rap, ring the new year, happy new year

Sophie: "Ready? 1...2...a 1, 2, 3, 4!

[The Water Otterz begin playing Happy New Year]

18 volt: (rapping) uh! Uh! Yo yo yo! Now midnight is getting near! Make sure you spread lots of cheer! Get your horns and make some noise! This moment spreads lots of joy! When the Ball Drop has made it through, 2019 will be for you! C’mon! Let's be smarties, let's all party! That year's very new! Uh!

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! Get ready for next daaaaaay! Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! It's exciting, HOORAY!

18 volt: (rapping) 11:30 PM! The New Year will be a gem! We have 30 minutes more, so what are you waiting for? Make the record play, everybody dance in the dancefloor! When the Ball Drop has made it through, 2019 will be for all of you dudes! Come on everybody, jump and cheer, Gotta be a smartie, let's all party! Everybody shout yeah! That year's very new!

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! Get ready for next daaaaaay! Ring the New Year! Happy New Year! It's exciting, HOORAY!

18 volt: (rapping) Ring the New Year on this day! About half an hour away!

Sophie, Peanut, and Jelly: "Then it will be New Year's Day!"

18 volt: (laughs)

[Audience applauses even louder]

Sophie: "Why thanks again, audience!

[About 25 minutes later]

WilliamWill2343: "Now folks, it's 11:55. We have only 5 more minutes! So, let's go to the Gateway Arch to see my masterpiece in action!

[We see the Gateway Arch with a gigantic Waterford Crystal Ball hanging in the center] WilliamWill2343: "As you can see, by the last minute of 2018, this illuminated ball will slowly descend from the top of the Arch, to the bottom until the ball pushes the button and the words, "Happy 2019, St. Louis!" lights up. So, make sure you have your noisemakers and party horns on as we count down to the New Year with me, 9, 18, natalie, and the band, The Water Otterz!

[At 11:59 PM, the ball begins descending, a 60-second countdown is shown, the audience begins cheering]

9 volt: Now the ball is making its descent!

Natalie: It may take kinda long for it to get to the bottom, but it's just a second hand's revolution around the clock!

18 volt: 45 seconds left, dudes!

[Once the clock reads 10 seconds] Everyone: "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

[Party horns, noisemakers, and cheering is heard as confetti floats downwards]

[Everyone sings Auld Lang Syne]