Evil Jazzi watches Superbad/Beaten up by Custard

Cast
Ivy as Jazzi.

Kimberly as Luna Minami.

Young Guy as Rei Kobayashi.

Transcript
Jazzi: I'm going to watch Superbad.

[113 minutes later]

Jazzi: That was a funny movie. (sees Luna and Rei are home) Oh f***ing god! My Daddy and Mommy!

Rei: Jazzi, how dare you watch Superbad, you know that movie was rated R, you are not allowed to watch R rated movies.

Jazzi: But, Daddy, Superbad was a good movie, this movie was for adults and not kids and I'm a f***ing Save Um!

Rei: I do not care. You are grounded until African Vulture's 3rd anniversary.

Luna: That means no R rated movies, no Halo 3, no Call of Duty 4, no Call of Duty Black Ops 1/2, no Home Star Runner, no Family Guy, no Half-Life 2, no Team Fortress Classic, no Smashing Pumpkins, no Queen, no Nirvana, no Rush, no Pink Floyd, no King Crimson, no Muse, no South Park, no Grand Theft Auto, no Angry Video Game Nerd, no Nostalgia Critic, no Venture Bros., no King of the Hill, no Beavis and Butthead, and neither of those stuff you like.

Rei: The only video games you can play are Sonic, Super Mario Bros., Donkey Kong, and many more games made by Nintendo, also, the only movies you can watch are Toy Story, Cars, Finding Nemo, An American Tail, and The Secret of NIMH, and the only shows you can watch are Pretty Cure, Sailor Moon, Onegai My Melody, Shima Shima Tora no Shimajirō, Hakken Taiken Daisuki! Shimajirō, Shimajirō Hesoka, and Shimajirō: A World of Wow!

Jazzi: No, Daddy! I hate Sonic, Mario, Donkey Kong, and other stuff that was designed for kids.

Rei: Well, too bad, these are the stuff you hate, and these are the stuff me and your mom like, now to go your room.

Jazzi: IT WAS NOT FAIR!!