Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio cuss in class / grounded

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Ebenezer Von Clutch raised his hand.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Yes, Von Clutch?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

N Tropy: I think I know the answer, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No VGCP.

Dr Neo Cortex mocked N Tropy in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Cortex: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

N Tropy: Shut up, bulbous-headed small fry!

Cortex: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME BULBOUS-HEADED SMALL FRY, YOU F***ING CLOCK GUY!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was shocked and horrified.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex, did you just say the F-word??

Cortex: Clock guy?

N Tropy: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing jacka**.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Tropy!

Cortex: Why the f***not?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex!

N Gin: Cortex, you just said f*** again!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Gin!

N Brio covered his mouth.

N Brio: [muffled] F***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Brio!

Cortex: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Cortex: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Cortex: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Cortex picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Cortex: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No?'

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

N Gin: Holy s***, Cortex.

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went to the principal's office in disgrace, and N Oxide and N Trance sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Patrick from the Spongebob Squarepants series was very upset with Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio.

Patrick: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your boss Uka Uka. He will be here any minute.

N Tropy: [shocked] You called Uka Uka?!

Patrick: That's right.

N Tropy: [terrified] Oh, no, Principal Patrick!

Cortex: Principal Patrick, can I ask a question?

Patrick: Okay, what?

Cortex: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

N Gin: Nowhere.

N Tropy: Uh, we heard them from Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No a few times before.

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio started laughing.

Cortex: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and their boss Uka Uka came in, not looking happy at all.

N Gin: Uh-oh.

Patrick: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Uka: Cortex! N Tropy! N Gin! N Brio! How dare you boys cuss in class! That's it, all of you are grounded, grounded, grounded for infinity! Now let's go home right now!

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went home with Uka Uka in disgrace, crying.

ALTERNATE

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Ebenezer Von Clutch raised his hand.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Yes, Von Clutch?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

N Tropy: I think I know the answer, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No VGCP.

Dr Neo Cortex mocked N Tropy in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Cortex: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

N Tropy: Shut up, bulbous-headed small fry!

Cortex: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME BULBOUS-HEADED SMALL FRY, YOU F***ING CLOCK GUY!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No was shocked and horrified.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex, did you just say the F-word??

Cortex: Clock guy?

N Tropy: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing jacka**.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Tropy!

Cortex: Why the f***not?

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: Cortex!

N Gin: Cortex, you just said f*** again!

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Gin!

N Brio covered his mouth.

N Brio: [muffled] F***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: N Brio!

Cortex: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Cortex: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Cortex: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Cortex picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Cortex: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No?'

Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

N Gin: Holy s***, Cortex.

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went to the principal's office in disgrace, and N Oxide and N Trance sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Patrick from the Spongebob Squarepants series was very upset with Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio.

Patrick: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your boss Uka Uka. He will be here any minute.

N Tropy: [shocked] You called Uka Uka?!

Patrick: That's right.

N Tropy: [terrified] Oh, no, Principal Patrick!

Cortex: Principal Patrick, can I ask a question?

Patrick: Okay, what?

Cortex: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

N Gin: Nowhere.

N Tropy: Uh, we heard them from Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No a few times before.

N Gin: Yeah!

Patrick: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio started laughing.

Cortex: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and their boss Uka Uka came in, not looking happy at all.

N Gin: Uh-oh.

Patrick: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Uka Uka: This just isn't like you, Cortex. You neither, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio. What did my employees say, Principal Patrick? Did they say the S-Word?

Patrick: No, it was worse than that.

Uka Uka: The F-Word?!

Patrick: Here's a list of the things they've been saying. Okay?

Uka Uka looked at the list.

Uka Uka: Oh no! What horrible phrases!

Then Uka Uka glared to Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Tropy.

Uka Uka: Guys, you will tell Principal Patrick this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!

N Tropy: We--we--

N Gin: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy.

Cortex: It was the Angry German Kid series.

N Gin: Cortex!

Cortex: What? F*** you, guys. I wanna get out of here.

Uka Uka: Angry German Kid? That German boy?!

Patrick: Excuse me, what the heck is Angry German Kid?

Uka Uka: Angry German Kid is a series made by Youtube! The Angry German Kid called Leopold Slikk and his father Harold Slikk are two very untalented actors from Germany! Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!

Patrick: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see Angry German Kid.

Cortex:: Everybody's f***in' seein' it.

Uka Uka: [angrily] Cortex!

Cortex: I'm sorry, I can't help myself: That series on Youtube has warped my fragile little mind.

Uka Uka: Come on, Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio. We're going home now! You're grounded for two months, and that means you won't be able to come back to school until you're ungrounded, plus TV, videos and no nothing.

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went home with Uka Uka in disgrace, crying.

CAST

Dave as Mr Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Yes Shredder No and Dr Nefarious Tropy

Simon as Dr Neo Cortex

Young Guy as N Gin

Lawrence as N Brio and Ebenezer Von Clutch

Diesel as Patrick (from Spongebob Squarepants)

Wiseguy as Uka Uka

Can you make that grounded video inspired by South Park?

VERSION 2

Boris was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Boris: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Ebenezer Von Clutch raised his hand.

Boris: Yes, Von Clutch?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Boris: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

N Tropy: I think I know the answer, Boris.

Dr Neo Cortex mocked N Tropy in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Cortex: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

N Tropy: Shut up, bulbous-headed small fry!

Cortex: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME BULBOUS-HEADED SMALL FRY, YOU F***ING CLOCK GUY!

Boris was shocked and horrified.

Boris: Cortex, did you just say the F-word??

Cortex: Clock guy?

N Tropy: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing jacka**.

Boris: N Tropy!

Cortex: Why the f***not?

Boris: Cortex!

N Gin: Cortex, you just said f*** again!

Boris: N Gin!

N Brio covered his mouth.

N Brio: [muffled] F***.

Boris: N Brio!

Cortex: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Boris: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Cortex: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Boris: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Cortex: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Cortex picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Cortex: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Boris?'

Boris stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

N Gin: Holy s***, Cortex.

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went to the principal's office in disgrace, and N Oxide and N Trance sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Harold Slikk from the Angry German Kid series was very upset with Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio.

Harold Slikk: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your boss Uka Uka. He will be here any minute.

N Tropy: [shocked] You called Uka Uka?!

Patrick: That's right.

N Tropy: [terrified] Oh, no, Harold Slikk!

Cortex: Harold Slikk, can I ask a question?

Harold Slikk: Okay, what?

Cortex: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

N Gin: Yeah!

Harold Slikk: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

N Gin: Nowhere.

N Tropy: Uh, we heard them from Boris a few times before.

N Gin: Yeah!

Harold Slikk: Boys, I seriously doubt that Boris ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio started laughing.

Cortex: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and their boss Uka Uka came in, not looking happy at all.

N Gin: Uh-oh.

Harold Slikk: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Uka: Cortex! N Tropy! N Gin! N Brio! How dare you boys cuss in class! That's it, all of you are grounded, grounded, grounded for infinity! Now let's go home right now!

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went home with Uka Uka in disgrace, crying.

ALTERNATE

Boris was teaching his students some maths lessons.

Boris: Okay, class, let's start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two? Come on, class, don't be shy. Just give it your best shot.

Ebenezer Von Clutch raised his hand.

Boris: Yes, Von Clutch?

Von Clutch: Twelve?

Boris: Okay. Now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard. Anyone? Come on, don't be shy.

N Tropy: I think I know the answer, Boris.

Dr Neo Cortex mocked N Tropy in a high-pitched, gibberish voice.

Cortex: Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh.

N Tropy: Shut up, bulbous-headed small fry!

Cortex: [enraged] HEY! DON'T CALL ME BULBOUS-HEADED SMALL FRY, YOU F***ING CLOCK GUY!

Boris was shocked and horrified.

Boris: Cortex, did you just say the F-word??

Cortex: Clock guy?

N Tropy: No, he's talking about f***. You can't say "f*** in school, you f***ing jacka**.

Boris: N Tropy!

Cortex: Why the f***not?

Boris: Cortex!

N Gin: Cortex, you just said f*** again!

Boris: N Gin!

N Brio covered his mouth.

N Brio: [muffled] F***.

Boris: N Brio!

Cortex: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. F***, f****ity-f***-f***-f***.

Boris: How would you like to go to the principal's office?

Cortex: How would you like to suck my b****.

Everyone gasped in shock.

Boris: [furiously] WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Cortex: Oh, I-I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was:

Then Cortex picked up a megaphone and cleared his throat.

Cortex: 'How would you like to suck my b****, Boris?'

Boris stood rooted to the spot, furiously frozen.

N Gin: Holy s***, Cortex.

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went to the principal's office in disgrace, and N Oxide and N Trance sat in the chair in front of the principal's office.

Inside the principal's office, Harold Slikk from the Angry German Kid series was very upset with Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio.

Harold Slikk: Well, I must say, I'm very disappointed in you boys, okay? You should be ashamed of yourselves. Now, I've already called in your boss Uka Uka. He will be here any minute.

N Tropy: [shocked] You called Uka Uka?!

Patrick: That's right.

N Tropy: [terrified] Oh, no, Harold Slikk!

Cortex: Harold Slikk, can I ask a question?

Harold Slikk: Okay, what?

Cortex: What's the big f***ing deal, b****?

N Gin: Yeah!

Harold Slikk: Aah! N-Now I want to know where you heard these horrific obscenities, okay?

N Gin: Nowhere.

N Tropy: Uh, we heard them from Boris a few times before.

N Gin: Yeah!

Harold Slikk: Boys, I seriously doubt that Boris ever said, uh, "Eat penguin s***, you a**-spelunker".

Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio started laughing.

Cortex: He-he-he-he! Sweet!

The door suddenly slammed opened, and their boss Uka Uka came in, not looking happy at all.

N Gin: Uh-oh.

Harold Slikk: Thank you for coming on such short notice.

Uka Uka: This just isn't like you, Cortex. You neither, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio. What did my employees say, Harold Slikk? Did they say the S-Word?

Harold Slikk: No, it was worse than that.

Uka Uka: The F-Word?!

Harold Slikk: Here's a list of the things they've been saying. Okay?

Uka Uka looked at the list.

Uka Uka: Oh no! What horrible phrases!

Then Uka Uka glared to Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Tropy.

Uka Uka: Guys, you will tell Harold Slikk this instant where you heard all these horrible phrases!

N Tropy: We--we--

N Gin: We can't tell you. We all took a sacred oath, and swore ourselves to secrecy.

Cortex: It was the TV show called South Park.

N Gin: Cortex!

Cortex: What? F*** you, guys. I wanna get out of here.

Uka Uka: South Park? That TV show?!

Harold Slikk: Excuse me, what the heck is South Park?

Uka Uka: South Park is that very inappropriate, profane and dodgy TV series on Comedy Central about little 4th grade children! Nothing but foul language and toilet humor!

Harold Slikk: Well, I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see South Park.

Cortex:: Everybody's f***in' seein' it.

Uka Uka: [angrily] Cortex!

Cortex: I'm sorry, I can't help myself: That TV show has warped my fragile little mind.

Uka Uka: Come on, Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio. We're going home now! You're grounded for two months, and that means you won't be able to come back to school until you're ungrounded! Also that means no TV, no video games! No nothing!

Then Cortex, N Tropy, N Gin and N Brio went home with Uka Uka in disgrace, crying.

CAST

Eric as Boris (from Caillou Gets Grounded series)

Simon as Dr Neo Cortex

Young Guy as N Gin

Lawrence as Dr Nitrus Brio and Ebenezer Von Clutch

Wiseguy as Harold Slikk (from the AGK Gets Grounded series) and Uka Uka

Can you make that grounded video inspired by South Park?