A Mutt and Jeff Couple

Hitler : birdman2k5 ! How dare you hate me ! Mremperorcj told me you were a Hitler supporter ! But it turns out you like god and Jesus and when you got sent to karate you wanted me to die instead of god ! That's it ! I am going to kill you !

Birdman2k5 : god and Jesus please help me !

God : Adolf Hitler ! How dare you try to kill birdman2k5 all because he hates you ! That's it ! You are grounded for life !

Jesus : go to your room now !

Adolf Hitler cries like a baby

God : don't worry birdman2k5, Hitler is now grounded. you can go kill mremperorcj because everyone around the world hates him.

Birdman2k5 : thank you god and Jesus !