Cold as Ice

Transcript
(Charles is looking at an article in the newspaper. Sallie comes over)

Charles: Sallie, do you know what cryogenics are?

Sallie: What what are?

Charles: Cryogenics. That's where they deep-freeze dead guys.

Sallie: What are you talking about, Charles?

(Charles shows the article to Sallie)

Charles: It's true. Scientists are freezing dead guys in hopes that future medical technology will be able to resurrect them and make them live again.

Sallie: Does this have anything to do with why I can't use our cooler?

(There's a silent beat)

Charles: Maybe a little.

(Charles opens the cooler to reveal that Derek is in there, and now he's frozen solid. Liam comes in with a six-pack of soda pop)

Charles: Derek was a really good friend!

Liam: Hey, Charles, mind if I keep my soda cans in here?