The Columbus Family Episode 100: The Boys Get In Mega Hyper Extreme Dead Meat/Expelled/Arrested/Executed

Cast

 * Microsoft Mike as Narrator

Transcript

 * (December 10, 2017)
 * Shimajirō Shimano: Oh no,
 * Eric: You are so not going to like this when we tell you this Shimajirō Shimano!
 * Homer: Me, Eric and Jayden got black cards!
 * Shimajirō Shimano: (offscreen) [5000% louder] YOU....AND....JAYDEN...AND....HOMER...GOT...WHAT?!!!! OH!!! (X100) ERIC, JAYDEN AND HOMER COLUMBUS, I CAN'T BLOODY BELIEVE YOU THREE GOT BLACK CARDS AND GOT IN MEGA HYPER EXTREME DEAD MEAT!!! YOU THREE ARE THE WORST STUDENTS IN HISTORY!!!! THAT DOES IT, YOU THREE ARE PERMANENTLY EXPELLED FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER FROM SCHOOL!!!! I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND THE JAPANESE SELF DEFENSE FORCE AND THEY WILL ARREST YOU THREE MASSIVE TIME!!!!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW AND NEVER EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER COME BACK TO SCHOOL AGAIN!!!!!
 * Microsoft Mike: And so, Eric, Jayden and Homer Columbus got arrested for getting in mega hyper extreme dead meat and got permanently expelled forever and ever and ever from school! The Columbus boys Eric, Jayden and Homer were sent to International Supreme Court and they were charged for all the bad and disgraceful things they did from 2008 to 2017! And then on Verdict Day, the Grand Jury has reached the verdict in the case of the United States of America Vs. Eric, Jayden and Homer Columbus, and the verdict was: GUILTY! Eric, Jayden and Homer were found guilty of all the very horrible and bad things they did in the past 9 years and are sentenced to death by being permanently sent away to the Pride Lands in Tanzania to be killed, ripped apart, torn up and eaten by lions by the jury of their peers! The Get Along Gang and the Challenge Island kindergartners took Eric, Jayden and Homer Columbus to maximum military security prison and prepared them for their executions. Let's start with the part they get jailed.
 * Dotty Dog: This is your cell.