Lazy Kid Kills Teletubbies and Gets Grounded

Cast
Lazy Kid-Duncan

Twinky Winky-Simon

Dipsy-Brian

La La-Ivy

Po-Shy Girl

Lazy Kid's dad-Dave

Lazy Kid's mum-Salli

Announcer-Allison

Transcript
Lazy Kid was watching TV.

Lazy Kid: I will watch TV while grounded if my parents aren't here.

Announcer: Coming up next, it's the Teletubbies, only on PBS Kids.

Lazy Kid was angry.

Lazy Kid: No, Teletubbies sucks. That's it, I getting my chainsaw and kill the Teletubbies once and for all. And the show will be cancelled.

(at Teletubbyland)

Lazy Kid: Stand back Teletubbies, more like Telebubby killers, I will kill you all.

Twinky Winky: No (x15).

Dipsy: No (x15).

La La: No (x15).

Po: No (x15). Please don't kill The Teletubbies.

Lazy Kid: Too bad. Prepare to be killed by the chainsaw.

(Fight is censored)

Lazy Kid: Yes, I finally killed The Teletubbies.

(At home)

Lazy Kid's parents were furious with Lazy Kid, as well as indignant about the Teletubbies' deaths.

Lazy Kid's dad: Gerard, how dare you kill the Teletubbies, why the heck did you do that.

Lazy Kid: Because they suck, and I hate that show, and so my friends, even Mundy, Skeens, Sue Bob and Kurst.

Lazy Kid's mum: We don't care, that's it. Your grounded for two weeks. As for your punishment, you will watch the Teletubbies for two weeks.

Lazy Kid: No (X20). Please mum and dad, I don't want to watch the Teletubbies.

Lazy Kid's dad: Too bad, now instead go to your room, but I say this. Start watching the Teletubbies right now, if not, you will be taken by Dr Phillium Bendict to his house to be babysitted.

(The End)