SallyJones1998 Gets Sent to Heaven

Cast
Julie as SallyJones1998

Diesel as Jesus

Transcript
[We see  SallyJones1998, Jesus and the angels in Heaven]

Jesus: Welcome to Heaven,  SallyJones1998. You have been a bad user who rips things off.

 SallyJones1998 : Jesus, please forgive me.

Jesus: Never! Apology is denied! I've only got people.

[Jesus is holding 6 DVDs including Johnny Test Super Smarty Pants, Johnny Test The Complete Second and First Seasons, Johnny Test Season Five, American Dad Season Two, American Dad Season Three, and American Dad Season Six]

Jesus: That's why you were in the coffin, people grounded you and sent up presents to you!

 SallyJones1998 : Did they, really?

Jesus: That's right! They did! First, you are going to watch Johnny Test Super Smarty Pants. So angel, bring in the TV and DVD player.

[The Angel brings in the TV and VCR]

Jesus: Angel, put in  Johnny Test Super Smarty Pants.

[The Angel inserts the DVD into the VCR]

Jesus: There! Start watching  Johnny Test Super Smarty Pants  and no complaining, or else I'll force you to eat grape nuts, prunes, raw eggs, poop, vomit, toothpaste, and swiss cheese.

[Jesus and the angels leave SallyJones1998]

[The TV displays the the Johnny Test intro]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[After  Johnny Test Super Smarty Pants ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: How was  Johnny Test Super Smarty Pants ?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: I think i'm okay with that.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Good! If you say it's stupid, I am really going to force you to drink urine, dental rinse, expired soda, stale water, and expired tea! Second, you are going to watch  Johnny Test The Complete Second and First Seasons. Angel, put in  Johnny Test The Complete Second and First Seasons.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[The Angel inserts the DVD into the VCR]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: There! It's on! You will watch that video. And no complaining!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[Jesus and the angels leave  SallyJones1998 ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [The TV displays the the Johnny Test intro]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [After  Johnny Test The Complete Second and First Seasons ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus:  Johnny Test The Complete Second and First Seasons ?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: I think i'm fine with that..

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Good! If you don't calm down, I will beat you up. Third, you are going to watch  Johnny Test Season Five. Angel, put in  Johnny Test Season Five.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[The Angel inserts the DVD into the VCR]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: There! Start watching that video. And no complaining!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[Jesus and the angels leave  SallyJones1998 ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [The TV displays the the Johnny Test intro]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [After  Johnny Test Season Five ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: How was  Johnny Test Season Five ?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: I think it's great.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Good! If you keep it up, I will turn you into a baby. Next, you are going to watch  American Dad Season Two. Angel, put in  American Dad Season Two.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[The Angel inserts the DVD into the VCR]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: There! Now watch that video and no complaining!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[Jesus and the angels leave SallyJones1998]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [The TV displays the the American Dad intro]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [After  American Dad Season Two ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: How was  American Dad Season Two ?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: It was not bad.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Good! If i catch you complaining, I will put a nappy on you. Next, you are going to watch  American Dad Season Three. Angel, put in  American Dad Season Three.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[The Angel inserts the DVD into the VCR]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: No! Do not put that on! Please don't!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Too bad! Start watching that video and no complaining.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[Jesus and the angels leave  SallyJones1998 ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [The TV displays the the American Dad intro]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[After  American Dad Season Three ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: How was  American Dad Season Three ?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: It was amazing.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> Jesus: Good! If i hear you complaining, you are going to get a punishment day. You are going to watch  American Dad Season Six. Angel, put in  American Dad Season Six.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[The Angel inserts the DVD into the VCR]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Too bad! Start watching that video and no complaining.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[Jesus and the angels leave  SallyJones1998 ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> [The TV displays the the American Dad intro]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">[After  American Dad Season Six ]

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: How was  American Dad Season Six ?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">SallyJones1998: It was a bit annoying.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Jesus: Good! Now shut up and be quiet.