Luna Minami rants on The Lion Guard/Spanked by Selkie

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Custard: Hey Ka-Chung, let’s see on TV!

Ka-Chung: Great idea, Custard!

Announcer: And now, Sausage Party!

Custard: Oh my goodness!

Ka-Chung! What the--?!

Frank: Hi, I’m Frank, and here are my friends!

Custard: Man, I hate this movie so much because it brings cancer and also contains mature conten!

Ka-Chung: Me too! Hey, let’s kill the characters right now!

Custard: OK!

(Custard and Ka-Chung leave the house)

Princess Bubblegum: Get back here my cat!

(Custard and Ka-Chung enter Movie Studios)

Boris: Caillou, how dare you go to Movie Studios when you’re supposed to be grounded, even the South Park boys hated that show, and your too old enough to become a Sausage Party fan! when we go home, today is Punishment Day and no more Land Before Time for you!

Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaa! Nooo! I don’t want to be grounded! Please Dad, I’m sorry!

Boris: Apologies unaccepted!

Custard: Man, what is that all about?

Ka-Chung: I have no idea, but anyways, continue with our mission!

Custard: This is where the Sausage Party characters are near us at the door!

Frank: Hi, I’m Frank and here are my friends! Do you want to go playing with us?

Ka-Chung: No, we are going to kill you because your movie sucks!

Frank: No no no no no no, please don't kill us!

Custard: Too bad, it should go like this! We hate you, you hate us, let’s kill the Sausage Party characters together with a one-shot two-shot three-shot four, won’t you say you hate us too!

(censored)

Ka-Chung: Yeah, the Sausage Party characters are now dead!

Custard: I agree with you Ka-Chung!

Mr. Herriman: Frank, what are you messing up while punished! Wait a minute! They're dead! Custard, Ka-Chung, thank you for saving from the evil Sausage Party, because they suck. You win 1 thousand dollars for life!

Frankie: Now we can make peace without the Sausage Party characters. Thank you Save-Ums, you saved the day!

(When Custard and Ka-Chung got home while Kais Saidi is crying)

Jazzi: Custard, Ka-Chung, thank you for killing the Sausage Party characters, actually we hate them because they are making bad things. You both are not grounded!

Noodle: You will watch preschool shows whenever you like and go to Chuck E. Cheese’s later tonight for some pizza!

Jazzi: And guess who’s coming to see you!

Ka-Chung: Who it is!

Noodle: You don't remember her right? She likes gray jeans and black shoes!

Custard: Is it VocaloidHater666!

Jazzi: Yes, and he is coming to have a gift for you!

(Crowd Applause)

Foo: Custard, Ka-Chung, Foo heard that you’ve killed the Sausage Party characters and to say thank you for killing them, because they bring cancer and the movie contains mature content, so Foo awarding you with five million dollars!

Kais Saidi: You killed the Sausage Party characters! I really like them! Now you ruined my memories, you should be grounded for this!

Jazzi: Shut up Kais. We, Save-Ums, hate Sausage Party because it brings cancer and it also contains mature content. You are grounded for becoming a Sausage Party fan until the movie gets cancelled!

Noodle: This means you'll have no tablet! Go to your room right now!

Kais Saidi: You pay for this Mommy and Daddy! (crying)

Jazzi: Let’s celebrate Sausage Party death for life!

(Music Plays)

(The End)