Emery Longfellow Attempts The 350 French Fry Challenge

Emery: Hi, I'm Emery Longfellow. Today I'm going to attempt the 350 French Fry Challenge, so let's head over to McDonalds and then we'll get started.

(when Emery got to McDonalds)

Cashier: Hello, welcome to McDonalds, how may I help you.

Emery: I'll have 350 French Fries please!

Cashier: Why in the world do you need all those french fries so bad?

Emery: Chill out there cashier, I'm ordering all of this because I am throwing an engagement party. why would I need all of those?

Cashier: OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK! Just head over to the parking lot and we will get you your order!

(later)

Mitch: (knocks the door in Emery’s car)

Mitch: Here's your meal.

Emery: Thank you sir!

Mitch: That'll be $731.5.

Emery: (gives Mitch the money) Here it is!

Mitch: have a nice day!

Emery: You too sir!

(when Match got home)

Emery: OK, so without further ado, let's do it!

Sugar Sprinkles: Um, Emery, I don't think you should try this, because after you eat all those french fries, you'll get sick and suffer.

Emery: Relax Sugar Sprinkles! It'll be OK! So, let's begin!

(Emery eats all of the 350 French Fries)

(when Emery was finished)

Emery: That was so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so good!

(Emery’s stomach growls)

Emery: Ugh, I have to go to the bathroom!

Sugar Sprinkles: See I told you and you will not make it, if you do, we'll censor this video until you finish!

(when Emery got upstairs)

Emery: Gosh i’m going to....

(Emery pukes all over the floor)

(Emery poops all over the floor)

Emery: Shucks, first I puked all over the floor, then my large intestine just exploded and now there's poop all over the floor!

Emery's Mom: Emery, did you just poop and puke all over the floor? That's it, you're grounded.....again!

Emery: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! This is all your fault McDonalds!

The End

(Moral: Never attempt a 350 French Fry Challenge unless you have about 175 people.)