Princess Sofia goes to therapy

Transcript
(November 21, 2018)

No Heart: Princess Sofia! We are going to therapy!

Princess Sofia: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I don't want to go to therapy! I'd rather stay home and watch Moana!

No Heart: Sorry, Princess Sofia. I signed you up! Now get in the car!

(At the therapy)

No Heart: Princess Sofia got kicked out of school for chewing gum yesterday.

Therapist: OK. And what other bad things did Princess Sofia do?

Narrator: Flashback 1: Princess Sofia makes the opening to Moana 1994 Neon Mickey VHS real not fake.

[We see Princess Sofia at the computer laughing]
 * Alan: "Warren, what's so funny? Young man, what did you create?"
 * Warren: "The name of the YouTube video I uploaded is called Opening to Frozen 1996 Neon Mickey VHS . Real, NOT FAKE."
 * Alan: "Let me check it out for you for a moment."
 * [Warren gets off the computer and Alan sits on the chair, a couple of moments later, he becomes shocked due to the fake VHS opening]
 * Alan: "Warren, the VHS opening you just made is fake! Frozen premiered in theaters in 2013, not 1996! Also, it did not come out on VHS and the Neon Mickey logo ended in 1986, not 1996. I am sick and tired of you creating fake VHS openings! Now I am closing your YouTube account and you will never create another one ever again because I am also confiscating your computer!"
 * Warren: (crying and dancing) "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
 * [Alan closes Warren's YouTube account]
 * Warren: "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
 * Alan: "Stop crying and dancing at the same time like a ridiculous maniac! You're grounded grounded grounded grounded for infinity years!”

Narrator: Flashback 2: Princess Sofia Escapes from Africa


 * [Endless Nightmare from Fire Emblem Fates plays in the background repeatingly as we see Princess Sofia killing the lion with a gun. She then runs to the airport]
 * (When Princess Sofia got back to California)
 * Princess Sofia: Yes! I'm finally out of The Pride Lands in Tanzania! So long Africa!
 * [Cut to: Princess Sofia at her home]
 * Princess Sofia: Home, sweet home.
 * Narrator: Flashback 3: Princess Sofia gets expelled
 * Elephant012: Princess Sofia, I heard that you've been a very bad girl today at school and I can't believe you broke Marth's leg! He will not recover for 5 months and he needs to take physical therapy and he can't even speak thanks to you! Also, your teachers and classmates have told me about all of the bad and terrible things that you did like making fake Disney VHS, DVD and Blu-ray openings, putting nonsense and swearing comments on YouTube, skipping school, skipping assignments, skipping lessons, going to Disneyland, going to Walt Disney World, going to Disneyland Tokyo, going to Disneyland Paris, being late, refusing to do your schoolwork, sleeping in class, destroying the chalkboards, throwing your worksheets away, chewing gum in class, flinging apple sauce at people, cutting class, smoking cigarettes in the bathrooms, failing cooking class, cursing at your teachers, yelling at your teachers, attacking your teachers, cursing at your classmates, yelling at your classmates, attacking your classmates, cursing at students, yelling at students, attacking students, broke someone's foot, whacking students with a stainless steel baseball bat, smashing windows with a stainless steel baseball bat, stealing money from the vending machines, starting food fights in the cafeteria, using profanity, punching, kicking and throwing students out of the windows from the 2nd, 3rd and 4th floors, killing them instantly, tickling Giffany's feet during Art class, skipping school to steal Selkie's nail makeover tools, giving school computers viruses, making violent threat videos out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates, broke someone's arm, making violent threat videos out of Patty Rabbit and her friends and family, ranting on Sophie the Otter, cursing at Belle and Cinderella while they were teaching during French class, throwing volleyball at Lyndis while she's teaching during Computer class, spraying Patty Rabbit with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, broke someone's leg, while she was teaching during Chinese class, spraying Clara Murakami with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, dancing to the Little Einsteins theme song, stealing other students' lunch money, witnessing the Strength of Street Knowledge, tickling Roxie Raccoon's feet during Chinese class, spraying Dotty Dog from the Get Along Gang with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, watching Disney movies, stealing other students' lunches so many times, stealing Miguel Rivera's lunch from Taco Bell, destroying the computers in the ICT Room, bullying Gfourtx, tickling Marurin Sasaki's feet during Science class, killing 30 of students by bringing a large jar of bees, tickling Mimirin Midorihara's feet during Music class, destroying the school's iPads with a chainsaw, pushing, punching, kicking and throwing students down the stairs, killing them instantly, tickling Fanny Fox's feet during Japanese class, ranting on An American Tail, destroying the computers in the Computer Lab with a chainsaw, getting very bad grades, destroying vending machines with a chainsaw, destroying the computers in the Computer Lab, throwing sand at people at the playground, throwing paper planes at Elsa and Anna while they were teaching during Norwegian class, making grounded videos and violent threat videos out of Patty Rabbit and her friends, bullying Kooky Von Koopa, tickling Nyakkii Momoyama's feet during Science class, pulling pranks on Woody Woodpecker, spraying crybaby gas at Shimajirō Shimano, Mimirin Midorihara, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Kento Koshiba, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Usagi Komatsu and Kumakki Mashiro to make them flood the entire school with their tears, ranting on Weatherstar4000video, throwing paper planes at Miguel Rivera while he was teaching during Spanish class, spray painting graffiti on school property and throwing garden soil at people! Your behavior is awful, disgraceful and ultimately horrible! You leave me no choice but I'm not suspending you until September of 2019! Instead, you are strongly expelled from school forever permanently! You're the hyper worst student ever in the whole wide world!! Get out of here right now and never come back here ever again and I'm calling Optimus Prime and his friends!
 * Princess Sofia: CURSE YOU ELEPHANT012, ANIMEGAMER1 AND CARDOFANIME102!!!! AND CURSE THIS SCHOOL!!!
 * [Cut to: Princess Sofia at home. Jazz is playing in the background.]
 * Princess Sofia: Oh yes, I'm finally expelled from school!! Time to celebrate!
 * Narrator: Flashback 4: Princess Sofia watches Frozen
 * Princess Sofia: I am going to watch Frozen while my parents are out shopping.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.
 * Narrator: Flashback 3: Princess Sofia gets expelled
 * Elephant012: Princess Sofia, I heard that you've been a very bad girl today at school and I can't believe you broke Marth's leg! He will not recover for 5 months and he needs to take physical therapy and he can't even speak thanks to you! Also, your teachers and classmates have told me about all of the bad and terrible things that you did like making fake Disney VHS, DVD and Blu-ray openings, putting nonsense and swearing comments on YouTube, skipping school, skipping assignments, skipping lessons, going to Disneyland, going to Walt Disney World, going to Disneyland Tokyo, going to Disneyland Paris, being late, refusing to do your schoolwork, sleeping in class, destroying the chalkboards, throwing your worksheets away, chewing gum in class, flinging apple sauce at people, cutting class, smoking cigarettes in the bathrooms, failing cooking class, cursing at your teachers, yelling at your teachers, attacking your teachers, cursing at your classmates, yelling at your classmates, attacking your classmates, cursing at students, yelling at students, attacking students, broke someone's foot, whacking students with a stainless steel baseball bat, smashing windows with a stainless steel baseball bat, stealing money from the vending machines, starting food fights in the cafeteria, using profanity, punching, kicking and throwing students out of the windows from the 2nd, 3rd and 4th floors, killing them instantly, tickling Giffany's feet during Art class, skipping school to steal Selkie's nail makeover tools, giving school computers viruses, making violent threat videos out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates, broke someone's arm, making violent threat videos out of Patty Rabbit and her friends and family, ranting on Sophie the Otter, cursing at Belle and Cinderella while they were teaching during French class, throwing volleyball at Lyndis while she's teaching during Computer class, spraying Patty Rabbit with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, broke someone's leg, while she was teaching during Chinese class, spraying Clara Murakami with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, dancing to the Little Einsteins theme song, stealing other students' lunch money, witnessing the Strength of Street Knowledge, tickling Roxie Raccoon's feet during Chinese class, spraying Dotty Dog from the Get Along Gang with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, watching Disney movies, stealing other students' lunches so many times, stealing Miguel Rivera's lunch from Taco Bell, destroying the computers in the ICT Room, bullying Gfourtx, tickling Marurin Sasaki's feet during Science class, killing 30 of students by bringing a large jar of bees, tickling Mimirin Midorihara's feet during Music class, destroying the school's iPads with a chainsaw, pushing, punching, kicking and throwing students down the stairs, killing them instantly, tickling Fanny Fox's feet during Japanese class, ranting on An American Tail, destroying the computers in the Computer Lab with a chainsaw, getting very bad grades, destroying vending machines with a chainsaw, destroying the computers in the Computer Lab, throwing sand at people at the playground, throwing paper planes at Elsa and Anna while they were teaching during Norwegian class, making grounded videos and violent threat videos out of Patty Rabbit and her friends, bullying Kooky Von Koopa, tickling Nyakkii Momoyama's feet during Science class, pulling pranks on Woody Woodpecker, spraying crybaby gas at Shimajirō Shimano, Mimirin Midorihara, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Kento Koshiba, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Usagi Komatsu and Kumakki Mashiro to make them flood the entire school with their tears, ranting on Weatherstar4000video, throwing paper planes at Miguel Rivera while he was teaching during Spanish class, spray painting graffiti on school property and throwing garden soil at people! Your behavior is awful, disgraceful and ultimately horrible! You leave me no choice but I'm not suspending you until September of 2019! Instead, you are strongly expelled from school forever permanently! You're the hyper worst student ever in the whole wide world!! Get out of here right now and never come back here ever again and I'm calling Optimus Prime and his friends!
 * Princess Sofia: CURSE YOU ELEPHANT012, ANIMEGAMER1 AND CARDOFANIME102!!!! AND CURSE THIS SCHOOL!!!
 * [Cut to: Princess Sofia at home. Jazz is playing in the background.]
 * Princess Sofia: Oh yes, I'm finally expelled from school!! Time to celebrate!
 * Narrator: Flashback 4: Princess Sofia watches Frozen
 * Princess Sofia: I am going to watch Frozen while my parents are out shopping.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.
 * Narrator: Flashback 3: Princess Sofia gets expelled
 * Elephant012: Princess Sofia, I heard that you've been a very bad girl today at school and I can't believe you broke Marth's leg! He will not recover for 5 months and he needs to take physical therapy and he can't even speak thanks to you! Also, your teachers and classmates have told me about all of the bad and terrible things that you did like making fake Disney VHS, DVD and Blu-ray openings, putting nonsense and swearing comments on YouTube, skipping school, skipping assignments, skipping lessons, going to Disneyland, going to Walt Disney World, going to Disneyland Tokyo, going to Disneyland Paris, being late, refusing to do your schoolwork, sleeping in class, destroying the chalkboards, throwing your worksheets away, chewing gum in class, flinging apple sauce at people, cutting class, smoking cigarettes in the bathrooms, failing cooking class, cursing at your teachers, yelling at your teachers, attacking your teachers, cursing at your classmates, yelling at your classmates, attacking your classmates, cursing at students, yelling at students, attacking students, broke someone's foot, whacking students with a stainless steel baseball bat, smashing windows with a stainless steel baseball bat, stealing money from the vending machines, starting food fights in the cafeteria, using profanity, punching, kicking and throwing students out of the windows from the 2nd, 3rd and 4th floors, killing them instantly, tickling Giffany's feet during Art class, skipping school to steal Selkie's nail makeover tools, giving school computers viruses, making violent threat videos out of Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates, broke someone's arm, making violent threat videos out of Patty Rabbit and her friends and family, ranting on Sophie the Otter, cursing at Belle and Cinderella while they were teaching during French class, throwing volleyball at Lyndis while she's teaching during Computer class, spraying Patty Rabbit with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, broke someone's leg, while she was teaching during Chinese class, spraying Clara Murakami with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, dancing to the Little Einsteins theme song, stealing other students' lunch money, witnessing the Strength of Street Knowledge, tickling Roxie Raccoon's feet during Chinese class, spraying Dotty Dog from the Get Along Gang with crybaby gas to make her flood the entire school with her tears, watching Disney movies, stealing other students' lunches so many times, stealing Miguel Rivera's lunch from Taco Bell, destroying the computers in the ICT Room, bullying Gfourtx, tickling Marurin Sasaki's feet during Science class, killing 30 of students by bringing a large jar of bees, tickling Mimirin Midorihara's feet during Music class, destroying the school's iPads with a chainsaw, pushing, punching, kicking and throwing students down the stairs, killing them instantly, tickling Fanny Fox's feet during Japanese class, ranting on An American Tail, destroying the computers in the Computer Lab with a chainsaw, getting very bad grades, destroying vending machines with a chainsaw, destroying the computers in the Computer Lab, throwing sand at people at the playground, throwing paper planes at Elsa and Anna while they were teaching during Norwegian class, making grounded videos and violent threat videos out of Patty Rabbit and her friends, bullying Kooky Von Koopa, tickling Nyakkii Momoyama's feet during Science class, pulling pranks on Woody Woodpecker, spraying crybaby gas at Shimajirō Shimano, Mimirin Midorihara, Kikko Hayashida, Sakurako Koinuma, Marurin Sasaki, Kento Koshiba, Kirinta Kusano, Monta Kimura, Usagi Komatsu and Kumakki Mashiro to make them flood the entire school with their tears, ranting on Weatherstar4000video, throwing paper planes at Miguel Rivera while he was teaching during Spanish class, spray painting graffiti on school property and throwing garden soil at people! Your behavior is awful, disgraceful and ultimately horrible! You leave me no choice but I'm not suspending you until September of 2019! Instead, you are strongly expelled from school forever permanently! You're the hyper worst student ever in the whole wide world!! Get out of here right now and never come back here ever again and I'm calling Optimus Prime and his friends!
 * Princess Sofia: CURSE YOU ELEPHANT012, ANIMEGAMER1 AND CARDOFANIME102!!!! AND CURSE THIS SCHOOL!!!
 * [Cut to: Princess Sofia at home. Jazz is playing in the background.]
 * Princess Sofia: Oh yes, I'm finally expelled from school!! Time to celebrate!
 * Narrator: Flashback 4: Princess Sofia watches Frozen
 * Princess Sofia: I am going to watch Frozen while my parents are out shopping.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.
 * Princess Sofia: Oh yes, I'm finally expelled from school!! Time to celebrate!
 * Narrator: Flashback 4: Princess Sofia watches Frozen
 * Princess Sofia: I am going to watch Frozen while my parents are out shopping.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.
 * Narrator: Flashback 4: Princess Sofia watches Frozen
 * Princess Sofia: I am going to watch Frozen while my parents are out shopping.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.
 * Narrator: Flashback 4: Princess Sofia watches Frozen
 * Princess Sofia: I am going to watch Frozen while my parents are out shopping.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.
 * (104 minutes later)
 * Princess Sofia: That was a good movie.

(No Heart walks in)

Shreeky: Uh oh! It's No Heart!

No Heart: Shreeky! How dare you watch Frozen?! You know that movie is made by Disney, and you are not allowed to watch anything made by Disney! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for 9 months!

Narrator: Flashback 5: Princess Sofia tickle tortures Bambi's mother/Mundy gets sent to Principal Prickly's office



Narrator: Flashback 6: Princess Sofia touches Lucina's feet

Princess Sofia: Man, I can't believe Azura won't let me get Motto to Love Ru the complete series on DVD. I know, I will touch her feet. Ha! (X30)
 * [Cut to: The Lakeside. Lucina is sleeping peacefully in her bed, having a nice nap and her feet are showing while they're peeking out from under the blankets.]
 * Princess Sofia: Now this is my chance.
 * [Favian Mendoza starts touching Azura's feet. Favian Mendoza first begins to play This Little Dragon with Azura's toes which made her giggle in her sleep.]
 * Lucina: [begins giggling in her sleep] Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm!! Stop it, that tickles. Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm.
 * [Angelica Pickles continued playing This Little Dragon with Giffany's toes for 20 minutes.]
 * [Azura wakes up and becomes shocked to see that her feet are being touched by Favian Mendoza.]
 * Lucina: Princess Sofia, stop touching my feet.
 * Princess Sofia: No. I will tickle you then.
 * (Favian Mendoza gets the acrylic paint out and dips the brush into yellow paint)
 * Azura: Oh no, not the acrylic paint! Keep the acrylic paint away from my feet, you're going to be in big trouble if you do that!
 * (Favian Mendoza paints Azura's left foot with yellow acrylic paint and Azura's right foot with blue acrylic paint)
 * Lucina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT PRINCESS SOFIA, THAT TICKLES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * Favian Mendoza: Now can you let me get Motto to Love Ru the complete series on DVD?
 * Lucina: Nope.
 * Favian Mendoza: Okay then, I'm going to paint your toes then.
 * (Favian Mendoza paints Azura's left toes red which formed a orange color on the left ball of her foot and Azura's right toes white which formed a light blue color on the right ball of her foot. That ? couldn't take it anymore as she laughed louder and wiggled her ten toes)
 * Azura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP I'M VERY TICKLISH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 * (Cut to: Mr. Mendoza in the black background surrounded by flames)
 * Mr. Mendoza: (Does a Baragon roar) (Changes to Scary voice) FAVIAN MENDOZA! (X5) GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW!
 * (A bus is seen driving into Favian Mendoza's 2 story house as the Dramatic Chipmunk tune plays loudly)
 * Mr. Mendoza: Favian Mendoza, I can't believe you were touching Lucina's feet for no reason! That's it, now Sharptooth will bite you! Sharptooth, bite Princess Sofia!
 * Sharptooth: This is what you will get for touching Lucina's feet for no reason. Prepare for some bleeding!
 * Narrator: End of flashback.

Therapist: So those were the bad things that Princess Sofia did. We need to give her punishments.

Princess Sofia: What are you going to do to me?

Therapist: You're going to the haunted hall where a ghost will kill you.

(The big hole appears)

Therapist: Go there now.

(Princess Sofia jumps into the big hole)

(We see Princess Sofia in the haunted hall. The ghost floats towards her)

Shreeky: Oh no! Somebody help me!

(The ghost kills Princess Sofia)

Ghost: (in Captain Underpants voice) Tra La Laaa! (changes to Scary Voice) Now that should be taken care of.

(At Shreeky's funeral)