Make the Most of it

Transcript
Henry and June: We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it

Henry: We go around the block and we loiter by the Both: Mall! Henry: The people think we're thugs, so they give the Both: Cops a call! Store Manager: [spoken] Police! Henry: We can get away with it cuz it's a Both: Public space! Henry: Turns out we weren't loitering, Both: Just standing in one place! [Henry and June make fun of Sheriff from the Simpsons, but then they back away and run]

Henry: I don't wear a suit or a Both: Stupid tie! Henry: I dress with my eyes closed and Both: I still look fly! Perry: [spoken] And It looks like you got a leg transplant from a wiener dog. Henry: [spoken] Yeah well you- [groans] And when I don't have a comeback I can always cry!

Henry and June: We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it

Henry: I'm allowed to eat candy, it's okay to be chubby It's called baby fat, that's how my mother likes me I don't need to worry about the calories I ate 'Cuz I'm just a kid with a crazy metabolic rate [turns skinny] [spoken] Too far June: Don't you ever worry about the cavities in your teeth? Henry: Who cares if these fall out, I've got new ones underneath! June: I'm getting tons of loot, 'cuz I look so cute Where are these presents from? It just doesn't compute Henry: We don't have to worry about makin' ends meet We just throw things in the buggy Both: That we like to eat 'Cuz when you're still a kid, everything is magic You don't know it yet Life can get pretty tragic

Henry and June: We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it

Henry: We don't have to worry, 'cuz we don't have jobs June: We can sit around all day and hang out just like slobs Both: We don't freak out about resumes or skills 'Cuz we don't have either, we got no bills We got all the time that we wanna kill Betty Anne: [spoken] What time is it? Both: It's time to chill!

Hank Hill: [spoken] What do you think you're doing?! Henry: [spoken] Just enjoying not having a job. Hank Hill: [spoken] Well, you can't stay here! Henry: [spoken] Why? Because the sight of freedom hurt your adult feelings? Hank Hill: [spoken] No, kid! You're gonna have to move, because- [A truck horn blares, along with a crash.]

Henry: When you're still a kid, being sick is cool Mom gives you hugs, and you don't have to go to school Stay at home, watch TV, all day slackin' off If someone checks on you, just give them a little cough Dad: [spoken] Are you alright? [Henry coughs] Dad: [spoken] Aww! [Dad hugs Henry, as he gives a demonic glare at the viewer.] Henry: It's not my fault if I behave like a dummy I do a lot of stupid things, 'cuz I find it funny Both: We don't need an excuse, 'cuz we've got imagination We're using it right now to escape the situation

Both: Because when you're a kid, you dream of many things Like being a ninja dentist, or a wizard cop with wings We could fight a shark-bear-gator with a sword made of swords! Be the best at everything and win awesomeness awards See an underwater castle with a seahorse made of crystals Saving mermaids from shark people using golden laser pistols Plunder the universe in our pirate spaceship Go back in time to teach cavemen how to kick-flip Don't need to worry about our future plans for college Super powers, robot arms, that's a substitute for knowledge Henry: It's okay for me to dream that I'm a cowboy from the west June: And for me to keep hopin' that there's still a chance to grow a [deep voice] chest!

[Song stops for a moment. Henry and June both take a deep breath, and the song continues]

Both: We enjoy it while we [deep voice] can! We enjoy it while we're [deep voice] kids! We enjoy it while [deep voice] there's still time To make the most of [deep voice] it!

Henry: [spoken] Come on, June. let's try that again.

Both: [deep voice] We enjoy it while we can We enjoy it while we're kids We enjoy it while there's still time To make the most of it!

[Song cannot be heard by Kid and his mother]

Kid: [spoken] Mother, what are those two short kids doing? Mom: [spoken] I believe they are pretending still be young and cool, dear.

[Henry and June's mouths both drop open in shock. Song ends]