WTF Moments From TLMA Episode 12: Derp Song + He F**ked Up

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 * Alan: Warren, I'm going to a christening. And Mrs. Shaw will babysit you.
 * Warren: Well, yeah.
 * Alan: Good! Now behave, or you'll be grounded for Giga Quintality.
 * Warren; Don't worry. I will.V
 * doorbell
 * Alan: Oh1 It's you. Come in.
 * Mrs, Shaw comes in
 * Alan: You two have fun.
 * Mrs. Shaw: Warren Cook! I'm so mad at you for rubbing my butt and tits and making fake VHS openings! You're grounded. But since I'm you're babysitter. I will give you a second chance.
 * Warren: You are a whore!
 * Mrs. Shaw: Warren! Don't say that to me. You don't curse at your babysitter!
 * Later
 * Warren: It's time for me to go to school.
 * Mrs. Shaw: Warren, are you forgetting something?
 * Warren: What?
 * Mrs, Shaw: Your nappie. You need to wear nappies when you go to school.
 * Warren: No I am not wearing a nappie to school you nigga!
 * Mrs. Shaw: Warren! Don;t you curse at me like that! You are wearing nappie and that's final!
 * Warren: No! And besides, I don't have any nappies because I'm too old for those!
 * Mrs. Shaw: Well, I will have to gp tp the store and get you nappies. Now let's go!
 * Warren: Fuck no! Take a closer look at me! Don't I look like a fucking baby to you?
 * Warren with a baby picture
 * Mrs. Shaw: Don't you say that! Now let's go!
 * Mrs, Shaw drive to Wal-Mart
 * Man: Can I help you?
 * Mrs, Shaw: I would like a nappie for Warren. Where are the nappies?
 * Man: The nappies are in isle 5
 * Warren: Mrs. Shaw, please don't a nappie on me. If you do, you will get fired!
 * Mrs, Shaw: You are wearing a nappie and that's the end of it!
 * Later
 * Mrs. Shaw: Ok. Lie down so I can change you.
 * Mrs. Shaw puts a nappie on Warren.
 * Warren: Ouch! That hurt! And I hope my Dad does not take too long.
 * Mrs, Shaw: Would you like to call him?
 * Warren: Well, yeah.
 * After Warren called his dad
 * Alan: So how was Warren?
 * Mrs, Shaw: He was saying alot of curse words.
 * Alan: Warren Cook! How dare you mishehave when I was gone?!
 * Warren: But it's not what you think. Mrs. Shaw put a nappie on me.
 * Alan: Yeah! That is your punishment. You will be wearing nappies for the rest of your life.
 * Mrs, Shaw: You will watch baby shows not made by Disney like Harry and his Bucket full of Dinosaurs, Gerald McBoing Boing, Scooby Doo Where are You, The New Scooby Movies, Top Wing, Lego Friends and other baby shows not made by Disney.
 * Alan: You're grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for Mega Quintality! There's more than just wearing nappies. You're are getting no computer, no Disney movies, no Disney video games and nothing made by Disney!
 * Warren: Don't tell me what to do you sluts. Fuck you dad, for letting Mrs. Shaw put a nappie on me.
 * looks at Mrs. Shaw' And Mrs. Shaw: Fuck you for putting a nappie on me.
 * And You know what? I;m going to make the Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo on Space Jam from 1997!
 * Warren walks off
 * Alan: Hey, Get your ass back here right now!
 * Warren made the opening
 * Warren: There! I made the Walt Disney Masterpiece Collection logo on Space Jam from 1997. Now I'm going to click on the post button.
 * Alan: Don't even think about clicking on the post button! If you do, I will kick your ass!
 * Warren clicks on the post button
 * Alan: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! That's it! I'm kicking your ass!
 * Alan approaches Warren, then static
 * Please Stand by