Sarah Crewe and Lavinia Herbert Funtime

Transcript

 * [Harry sleeps until he hears Daphne Blake singing My Past is Not Today to Slippy V]
 * Harry: Oh my god! I hate Daphne Blake! That’s it! I’m going to kill her so Slippy V will not date her again!
 * [Harry sneaks out of bed, went outside, then attacks Daphne Blake, killing her in front of Slippy V, then I came in]
 * Harry: Yes! I killed Daphne Blake! Slippy V will not go on a date with her because Taylor Hates is his girlfriend!
 * Me: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Harry! How dare you kill Daphne Blake!? Every time you come to Slippy
 * V’s house, he is going to bring an electric fence with a coat!
 * Slippy V: Now get out!
 * Harry: Don’t tell me what to do or I’ll sing the colt version of My Past is Not Today!
 * Me (Damien/Scary Voice): Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Harry! How dare you speak back to us? Get the fuck out of here right now or I will ring the police!
 * [Harry leaves]
 * Me: Hello. Steve?
 * Steve: Yes? Is something to matter?
 * Me: Absolutely! Your son Harry snuck out of bed and came to Slippy V’s house and killed Daphne Blake!
 * Steve: Gasp! Harry came to Slippy V’s and killed Daphne Blake? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! I’m really going to have to kick Harry’s motherfucking ass! Well, thanks for telling me. Goodbye!
 * Me: Bye bye!
 * Slippy V: Thanks to Harry Mr, Emperor CJ! My girlfriend Taylor Hayes is going to yell at me and say “Slippy V, you need to stop cheating on me! I am your girlfriend!”
 * At home
 * Steve: Harry I cannot believe, you killed Daphne Blake! Why did you do it?
 * Harry: Because Slippy V is going on a date with her and she is stealing Sunset Shimmer’s song.
 * Steve: Well, who cares? Daphne Blake is singing Sunset Shimmer’s song so she can become a good person! That’s it! You’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for Eternity! I’m taking you to the airport! Let’s go Harry!
 * [Steve and Harry went to the car, but Steve goes first]
 * Steve: Get in the fucking car, Harry!
 * [Harry gets in and the car drives off]
 * Steve: You're going to Africa for your punishment! And don’t you motherfucking dare escape from Africa, or you’ll be grounded for mega external society! Understand!
 * At the airport
 * Rintoo: How can I help you?
 * Steve: I would like one ticket for my son to Uganda Africa please.
 * Rintoo: Ok
 * [Harry goes to wait for the plane]
 * Mr. Hinkle: Flight 58 to Uganda Africa.
 * [Harry goes in the plane]
 * Harry: This is going to be the worst torture ever!
 * Later
 * [Harry gets out]
 * Harry: Why do I get sent to Africa?
 * [Harry explores Africa and sees an African clone of Slippy V]
 * Harry: Oh Jesus Christ! Help me!