Abuse Filter's Punishment Day

In Abuse Filter's dad's bedroom, Abuse Filter's dad was furious with his son.

Barney's dad: Barney! How dare you eat children! That's it! Today is Punishment Day! First punishment: Getting struck by lightning!

At the park, Barney's dad explained to Barney.

Barney's dad: I told Mother Nature to shoot lightning at you. I will run away so I don't get it.

Barney's dad ran away, and then Barney got struck by lightning, and Barney started screaming.

Barney: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Back home in Barney's dad's bedroom, Barney's dad announced another punishment for Barney.

Barney's dad: Second punishment: Me calling in airstrike on you!

Then Barney's dad picked up a phone to call the war boss.

Barney's dad: Hello, this is Barney's father. Today is my son's punishment day, so please call in airstrike on him!

War boss's voice: OK, we'll do!

Then the big bomb came down and hit Barney.

Barney: Ow! Waaaaah!

Barney's dad: Third punishment: Piledriving you!

Then Barney's dad walked towards his son and grabbed him and jumped up and he piledrove Barney to the floor with a thud, and Barney coughed.

Barney: That hurt!

Then Barney picked himself up.

Barney's dad: Who cares? Last punishment: Cancelling Barney & Friends!

Barney started cowering.

Barney: No no no no!

Then Barney's dad picked up his phone and he telephoned PBS Kids.

Barney's dad: Hello, PBS Kids, I'm Barney's father, and I want you to cancel Barney & Friends! Why? Because Barney is a very bad dinosaur and doesn't deserve to make new episodes of his show! So can you please cancel his show? Great! Thank you! Bye!

Then Barney's dad put down his phone, and he explained to Barney.

Barney's dad: They cancelled your show. Now go to bed! And tomorrow, I will try to remember to take you to court and convince the judge to give you the death penalty!

Barney ran to his room, crying.

Barney: No no no no no no no no!

CAST

Kidaroo: Barney

Scary voice: Barney's dad

Wiseguy: War Boss