Evil Barney’s Worst Birthday 2

Transcript

 * Lio Rush: You will be suspended for 9 months for not doing your work, swearing in class and talking smack to your classmates! Go home and I will write a note to Piccolo for you have done!
 * Evil Barney: Oh for real! Fuck you! Fuck this school! Fuck my teachers, And fuck MrEmperorCJ! Suspend me for 9 fucking months! And I get to stay home on my birthday! Fuck everyone in the world!
 * Piccolo: You motherfucking bitch! This is the 100th time you got in trouble in school this year! You are grounded for life! And we are canceling your birthday tomorrow! And don’t even think about writing a birthday list tomorrow! Go to your room and get behind in bed! I will spank you later! You fucking bitch!
 * Evil Barney: Piccolo! My 19th fucking birthday is supposed to be the best birthday ever! Just like you ruined my birthdays for 19 goddamn years! And besides, I’m too old to be grounded by you, Sunset Shimmer, Amy Rose, Rouge the Bat, Goku, Sonic and his future wife Daphne Blake! I’m a fucking grown up! So stop treating like s fucking 1 year old! Grow the fuck up already!
 * Piccolo: Evil Barney! You have five fucking seconds get your ass into your room! Think about something not birthday related! You fucking bitch!
 * Evil Barney: Great! My birthday is ruined! It’s all thanks to Piccolo! Now my 19th birthday is fucked! Fuck everyone to death! I hate people, School, Piccolo, Sunset Shimmer, Goku, Vegeta, Sonic, his future wife Daphne Blake, my classmates, teachers and principal! Fuck them all!
 * Piccolo: Evil Barney! Would you please shut the fuck up and get to sleep and have fucking nightmares! Fucking bitch!
 * Later
 * Piccolo: Evil Barney! You get no presents, cake, birthday parties! You are now grounded for an additional infinity years! Now go to bed now! Fucking bitch!