Blame Canada!

Transcript
Betty Anne: ''Times have changed, '' Our kids are getting worse!

They won't obey their parents,

They just want to fart and curse!

Henry: ''Should we blame the government? ''

June: ''Or blame society? ''

Adidas Bros: ''Or should we blame the images on TV? ''

Betty Anne No! blame Canada!

Everyone: Blame Canada!

Betty Anne: ''With all their beady little eyes, '' And flapping heads so full of lies!

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! '' Blame Canada!

Betty Anne: We need to form a full assault!

Everyone: ''It's Canada's fault! ''

Henry: ''Don't blame me, '' For my daughter Pollyann,

She saw the darn cartoon,

And now she's off to join the Klan!

June: ''And my girl Lillyanne once, '' Had my picture on her shelf,

But now when I see her she tells me to back myself!

Betty Anne: ''Well, blame Canada! ''

Everyone: Blame Canada!

Betty Anne: ''It seems that everything's gone wrong, '' Since Canada came along!

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! '' Blame Canada!

Betty Anne: They're not even a real country anyway!

Linda, Dawn, and Hector: ''Our daughter could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's a true, '' Instead she burned up like a piggy on the barbecue!

Everyone: ''Should we blame the matches? '' Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed her to expire?

Betty Anne: Heck no! 

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! '' Blame Canada!

Betty Anne: With all their hockey hullabaloo, 

June: ''And that asswipe Tony Dawson too! ''

Everyone: ''Blame Canada! '' Shame on Canada!

For...

The smut we must stop,

The trash we must bash,

The laughter and fun,

Must all be undone,

We must blame them and cause a fuss,

Before somebody thinks of blaming us!