Fubuki fails the test

Transcript
Tina: ok fubuki, today you will be doing a test at school

(at school)

Mr Dallas: alright class, today you will be taking a test about Natalie volt, here’s a sheet I wrote for you Mr Dallas: enjoy
 * 1) How old is Natalie?
 * 2) When is her birthday?
 * 3) What’s her favourite warioware character?
 * 4) What year did her mum and dad die?
 * 5) What outfit did she wear?
 * 6) what did she ride?
 * 7) what warioware game did she play?
 * 8) what did she wear on her head
 * 9) Why did she share 9 volt’s room?
 * 10) Are you sure?

Fubuki: yes! I did the test!

(minutes later)

mr Dallas: okay class, let me see your test

Name: fubuki Mr Dallas: fubuki! Why did you fail the test?! Go to the principal’s Office!
 * 1) How old is Natalie? 16
 * 2) When is her birthday? January 2002
 * 3) What’s her favourite warioware character? Oinker
 * 4) What year did her mum and dad die? 2007
 * 5) What outfit did she wear? Nothing
 * 6) what did she ride? On dribble’s taxi
 * 7) what warioware game did she play? mario kart wii
 * 8) what did she wear on her head? Mime cap
 * 9) Why did she share 9 volt’s room? Because it is ugly
 * 10) Are you sure? Yes

(at the principal’s office)

mark burnett: fubuki, what brings you here?

fubuki: I fail the test

mark burnett: FUBUKI, WHY DID YOU FAIL THE TEST, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? NATALIE VOLT IS 15 YEARS OLD, NOT 16 YEARS OLD, HER BIRTHDAY IS JULY 12TH, NOT JANUARY 31ST 2002, HER FAVOURITE WARIOWARE CHARACTER IS 9 VOLT, NOT OINKER, HER MUM AND DAD DIED FROM A CAR CRASH IN 2005, NOT A DRUG OVERDOSE IN 2007, SHE DOES NOT WEAR NOTHING, HER FAVOURITE GAME IS WARIOWARE GOLD, NOT WARIOWARE DIY, SHE DOES NOT WEAR A MIME CAP, AND SHE DOESN’T SHARE 9 VOLT’S UGLY ROOM!