Eric gets expelled

Cast
Eric-himself

Teacher-Emma

Principal-Dallas

Eric's dad-Diesel

Eric's mom-Kate

Plot
Eric gets expelled.

Transcript
Eric: Time for school.

(At school)

Teacher: This was the tenth time you were late! Get a tardy slip!

(In office)

Principal: Eric, why are you here?

Eric: I was late for the tenth time.

Principal: That's it! Here's your tardy slip!

Eric: Screw this!

(Eric tears up slip)

(In class)

Teacher: Eric, where is your tardy slip?

Eric: I destroyed it.

Teacher: Eric, how dare you destroy your tardy slip? One more thing like that and you are expelled! Please stand for the pledge.

Eric: No!

Teacher: That's it! You are getting a red card,  Satur...

(Teacher is interrupted by Eric who threw a paper airplane at her)

Teacher: Paper planes in class? That's it! Go to the principal's office now!

(In office)

Principal: Eric, why are you here and why do you have a pair of scissors?

Eric: I was misbehaving and watch this!

(Eric cuts phone cord)

Principal: Eric, how dare you cut the phone cord? Now how am I going to call your parents to pick you up? That's it! You are going to the auditorium to make an apology speech so everyone will laugh at you and you will be humiliated!

(In auditorium)

Principal: Attention everyone,  Eric is going to make his speech.

Eric: I am not sorry! I hated this school! It was stupid! This school was a (bleep)! (Everyone gasps)

Principal: Eric how dare you talk that way about school! That's it! Go home now!

(At home)

Eric's dad: Eric how dare you get expelled!

Eric: I forgot to tell you. I made a bad speech when the principal told me to apologize.

Eric's dad: Eric, how dare you make a bad speech! You are grounded!

Eric's mom: Go to your room now!