Volt beat cinema reel odeon version

Transcript

(Odeon logo)

Man: hello, and a warm welcome to odeon, guessing your here to lose yourself in the magic of the big screen. Yeah. And not, to be distracted by someone’s phone screen, am I right? Ok, here’s the deal. Switch off your phones, finish your conversations, yeah, that does mean you two in the middle row yeah ok I see you. Sit back, clear your mind and relax, it’s time to free your imagination. But first, the ads.

(Churchill ad 2000)

Man: Oi churchill

Churchill: yes

Man: do people realize just how much money they can save on their car insurance

Churchill: um, mhuney

Director: cut!

Man: do people realise just how much money, mhuney, (laughs)

Churchill: no it’s money! Come on why are you laughing?

Man: do people realise just

(Microphone bangs on Churchill)

Churchill: you did have your tape on did you? Very funny! (Laughing)

Man: see how much you can save, give the dog a phone now on 0800 200 300, that’s 0800 200 300

Churchill: Who did it, I want them burned!

(Legoland advert plays, after that)

Woman: a slice of cinema magic tastes even better when it’s served your favourite food. Luckily there’s still plenty of time to pick some delicious cinema favourites from the fray. So go on, pop out now, just try not to make me too jealous when you come back in

(After the ads)

Man: now for the bit everyone loves, Ooh yeah, trailers, I love the trailers. all specially chosen for this film

(After the trailers)

Man: and now, the main event, so, turn off your phones, finish your conversations, get ready. (Talks whisperly) it’s about to begin