Birdman 2K5 gets a detention

Teacher: Welcome to detention Birdman 2K5! You will write a 100,000 sentence about you blowing up the church, misbehaving at Knuckles’ Funeral!

Later

Birdman 2K5: Cam I take a break?

Teacher: No! Keep writing a 100,000 sentence!

Birdman 2K5: That’s it! I’m blowing up the school with a WW2 bomb!

The school explodes

Birdman 2K5: Yes! I blew up the school!

Sonic: Birdman 2K5! How dare you blowup the school!? Your teachers died thanks to you! That’s it! I’m calling your parents!

At home

Kimberly: Birdman 2K5! How dare you blow up your school, Killed your teachers?!

Diesel: First you blew up the church, then you Misbehaved at Knuckles’ funeral, now you blew up the school! That’s it! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded there’ll be no iPod no mall no tv no more movies no more video games no more love and furthermore!

Birdman 2K5: What is that ad?

Sunset Shimmer: Go to your room right now and start watching Courage the Cowardly Dog!

Courage: I’m Courage the Cowardly Dog! You are forced to watch my show!

Announcer: Coming up next it’s courage the cowardly dog followed by the power Puff girls on Cartoon Network