9 volt’s super show bloopers

Transcript
Director: Places everyone, 9 volt’s super show, take 1! Lights, Camera, Action!

9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

Director: Cut! What happen to the couches?

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

Director: Cut! This is Rated TV-Y, not TV-14!

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9 volt: Hello, everyone, I'm 9 volt! (Sings) And this is my pet fronk!

Director: Cut! That's not fronk, that's Elmo?

(Color bars: Take 4)

9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is Rachel!

Director: Cut! Your name is 9 volt, not rachel!

9 volt:: Do you think i'm stupid?

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9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt and welcome to heaven, and I'm an angel!

Director: Cut! This isn't heaven, this is a studio set and your not an angel!

9 volt: Oh for the love of God!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Sings) And this is my pet fronk! And this is his friends!

Director: Cut! That's not one of fronk’s friends, that's bert and Ernie?

Topaz female fronk: Bert, Ernie, get off the stage, now!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Sings) And this is my...cough cough, cough cough!

Director: Cut! 9 volt, are you alright?

9 volt: Give me some water please?

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9 volt: Spoiler warning! Heya everybody, I'm 9 volt!

Director: Cut! We are not doing a delayed tape or a spoiler warning, this is live!

9 volt: Oh for crying out loud!

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9 volt Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

Director: Cut! Why are you naked!

9 volt: Whoops!

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9 volt: Order in the court, order in the court! heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

Director: Cut! This isn't the courthouse, this is a studio set. You will upset the old Students and where not playing Judge Judy!

9 volt: Objection Director, how dare you think this is a studio set. That's it, I'm suing you!

Director: 9 volt, please be nice?

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9 volt: Hello, everyone, I'm 9 volt! (Singing) And this is my pet fronk! And this is forest green fronk and his girlfriend!

Director: Cut! That's not forest green fronk and his girlfriend emerald female fronk, that's Rosie Anderson!

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9 volt: Ciao a tutti, sono 9 volt

Director: Cut! Your not saying in English, that's Italian language! Now let's start over!

9 volt: Oops!

(Color bars: Take 13)

9 volt: Γεια σας, ο καθένας, είμαι ο 9 volt (Geia sas, o kathénas, eímai o 9 volt: Translate to English, Hello, everyone, I'm 9 volt)

Director: Cut! Your not saying in English, that's Greek language! Now let's try that again!

9 volt: Oops again!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

(He hears a fronk farted)

Director: Cut! And fronk, How dare you farted on Stage!

(Color bars: Take 15)

9 volt: Hello, everyone, my name is 9 volt! (Sings) And this is my pet fronk! And this my lovely female fronks!

Director: Cut! You've almost had it! Now let's try again from the top!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt, and I'm sexy and I know it!

Director: Cut! We're not singing I'm sexy and I know It by LMFAO.

9 volt: Goddammit!

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9 volt: coming on theatres, a new movie starring your favourite gameboy from the warioware series, heya Everybody, my name...

director: cut! This is not a movie trailer!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! Howzat!

Director: Cut! This isn’t cricket!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, I'm the troublemaker in the name of, 9 volt!

Director: Cut! That's not the line for what you said!

9 volt: Oh Jesus Christ!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! Mamma Mia, here I go again!

Director: Cut! Your not singing ABBA's Mamma Mia!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

Director: Cut! You're cannot dance without standing still!

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9 volt: wow wow, everybody, my name is 9 volt!

Director: Cut! You know You're supposed to say heya not wow wow!

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9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! And did someone said KFC?

Director: Cut! We're not having KFC!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Starts singing) And this is my annoying Fronk!

Director: Cut! That's very rude to your pet like that!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Starts singing) And this is my cat!

Director: Cut! That's not fronk, that's a cat!

9 volt: Oh for god's sake!

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9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Starts singing) And this is my...Kerchoo!

Director: Cut! You can't sneeze if you cover your arms!

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9 volt: Hello, everyone, I'm 9 volt! (Starts singing) And do you like my muscles!

Director: Cut! You can't show muscles for the old students!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Starts singing) And this is my pet fronk! this is forest green fronk and emerald female fronk! this is my angry annoying red fronk and ruby female fronk!

Director: Cut! That's very rude to the red fronk! Now let's try that again!

red fronk: 9 volt, what the hell is wrong with you!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! (Starts singing) And this is my stupid fronk!

Director: Hold on, cut! That's not fronk, that's Grover! And also don't call your pet stupid, that was very unnecessary!

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt the Great!

Director: Cut! That's not your name 9 volt the Great, it's 9 volt!

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9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt (starts singing) and this is my big booty pet fronk

(fronk and his boobs)

director: cut! Fronk, you do not show boobs!

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9 volt: breaking news! Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt!

director: This isn’t the news, cut!

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9 volt: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a...

Director: Cut! This is not Dirty Harry, it's 9 volt’s super show

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9 volt: Heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! However, The Teletubbies sucks!

Director: Cut!

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9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt! And this is my pet fronk, who will sing the Balamory theme song!

fronk: What's the story in Balamory? Wouldn't you like to know? What's the story in Balamory? Where would you like to go?

director: cut! this Is not balamory, 9 volt’s super show

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9 volt: Come on and get on down to the city. Big city. Where the trains all clatter through. Choo choo woo. Hey, look at that driver driving. Choo choo driving. I wanna ride that train of blue. Me too! I'm looking way up high to the windows. Big city. Take a peek for an inside view! Peek-a-boo! All those people busy working. Busy working. I wanna see what they all do. Me too! Come on, let's weave round the market. Big city. Do you hear that...

Director: cut! This isn’t me too! This is 9 volt’s super show!

9 volt: then go ahead!

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9 volt: Under a pile of scrap. There lay this little chap. He had a broken arm. But made it good. Then fixed his friends like robots should.

fronks: Little Robots

9 volt: Little Robots.

fronks: Little Robots

9 volt: There's Tiny, Messy, Sporty, Stretchy, Rusty, Stripy, Noisy, Spotty, Scary.

Chocolate Fronk: Ooo-ooo.

9 volt Flappy the bat. The sparky twins.

2 female fronks: That's us.

9 volt: And that's...

director: cut again! We’re not singing The Little Robots theme song!

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9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt, And this is my hip hop pet, fronk!

fronk: Yo, what's up my homies!

Director: Cut! This is not the rap style of 9 volt’s Super show!

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9 volt: Coming up next on orange otter network, It's 9 volt’s super show! Heya everybody, my...

Director: Cut! This is not a coming up next bumper!

(Color bars take 40)

9 volt: heya everybody, my name is 9 volt, And it's time for Five Minutes More!

Director: Cut! This is not the time to play Five Minutes More!