The adventures of sector v in NEC bloopers

Director: take one, action!

Abby: all right, everybody, listen up! I would like to introduce myself as me, numbuh 5

Director: cut! Where’s your cap

Abby: I forgot to get it

(Take 2)

Abby: breaking news! all right, everybody, listen up! I would like to introduce myself as me, numbuh 5, and my best song you ever heard of my lullaby song!

Director: cut! This is not the newsroom

(Take 3)

Nigel: abby, the kids are at screen 8 having diarreha

Director: cut!

(Take 4)

Abby: all right, everybody, I will kill you all

Director: cut! This isn’t hell!

(Take 5)

Abby: order in the court! Order in the court! all right, everybody, listen up! I would like to introduce myself as me, numbuh 5, and my best song you ever heard of my lullaby song!

Director: cut! This isn't the courthouse, this is your room. You will upset the school students and we’re not playing Judge Judy!

Abby: Objection Director, how dare you think this is my room. That's it, numbuh 5 is suing you!

Director: Numbuh 5, please be nice?

(Take 6)

Nigel: listen up everyone, this here abby, is an annoying girl

Director: cut! That’s very rude to abby!

(Take 7)

Abby: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a...

Director: Cut! This is not Dirty Harry!

(Take 8)

Wally: kuki, this is terrible, the girls made fun of their cruddy boobs

(Kuki shocks)

Girl: Ooh la la! my boobs!

Director: cut!

(Take 9)

Abby: hoagie, I got to tell you, your a big fat meanie

Hoagie: as if I really look like this?!

Director: cut!

(Take 10)

Abby: the food hall? The angry lunch ladies went on strike

Director: cut! That’s very rude about the lunch ladies

Girl: abby, what is wrong with you?

(Take 11)

Abby: I am doing a stupid musical performance at the assembly on Friday

Director: cut!

(Take 12)

Abby: hello boys and girls, welcome to the assembly, Mamma Mia, here I go again!

Director: Cut! Your not singing ABBA's Mamma Mia!

(Take 13)

Abby: the I wash wash wash my hair song is cute

Kuki: yeah, and I strip the kid naked

Director: cut!

(Take 14)

Abby: ah yes, I am so happy at the girls toilet

Girl 2: we’re going to your room!

Boy: yeah! We’re the troublemakers!

Director: That's not the line for what you said!

(Take 15)

Abby: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith, and I'm sexy and I know it!

Director: Cut! We're not singing I'm sexy and I know It by LMFAO. And This is also not Eric Smith's Preschool

(Take 16)

Abby: Hello, everyone, I'm Eric Smith and welcome to heaven, I'm an angel!

Director: Cut! This isn't heaven, also, your name is Abigail Lincoln, not Eric smith, and your not an angel!

(Take 17)

Abby: i’m Numbuh 5, however, Elmo sucks

Director: cut!