Moe And Joe Get Grounded For Insulting The Hatchlings (Dorothyisthebest’s Version)

Summary
Coral, Octo, Shimajiro and their friends are looking forward to End the 3rd Cold War. Meanwhile, Moe and Joe insult the Hatchlings which made them and the baby triplets otters cry while Ratso Catso and Shreeky carry out an electrical attack on the Lizardania International Airport. Soon, Moe and Joe are punished by the visitors, then face being beaten up by 6 of the Tiny Castle creatures.

Part 1: Moe and Joe insult the Hatchlings
[We zoom into The Angry Birds’ house]

Matilda: (feeling a sharp pain in her stomach) "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! My water broke!"

Red: "What's the matter?"

Matila: "My water just broke. My babies are going to be ready soon!"

Red: "Not to worry! We will all go to the GoCity Hospital."

[Cuts to Moe and Joe's house]

Dad: "Moe and Joe, there are some important news."

Moe: "What's the news?"

JaegersYes KaijusNo: "Matilda is giving birth to baby quadruplets today after 9 months of pregnancy and death of Warren Cook!"

Joseph: "And we are going to the GoCity Hospital to celebrate her birth to make Mufasa and Sarabi and the rest of the Pride Lands happy and bring prosperity to the Pride Lands and boost the Pride Land's human and wildlife animal population."

PriceYes SheperdNo: "So we all expect the both of you to be on your best behavior. No insults!"

Moe and Joe: "OK."

[Cut to: At the GoCity Hospital, Matilda is lying in the hospital bed while her family and Stella are standing near her]

Dr. Anna: "The doctor is here."

Matilda: "Hey! You sound like Warren Cook's mother!"

Blue: "Is Matilda going to be OK?"

Red: "Yeah! Will she be alright?"

Dr. Milton: "Yes she will, bird family. All she needs to do is push...push...and push!"

(4 baby Hatchlings pop out. We see a male blue bird, a female beige bird, a male turquoise bird and a female pink bird) "Congratulations! It’s quadrulpet Hatchlings, a blue boy, a beige girl, a turquoise boy and a pink girl! What would you like to name the,?"

Matilda: "How about Top Hat for the blue one, Bow for the beige one, 8 Ball for the turquoise, and Dress for the pink one?"

Dr. Milton: "Great choice!"

[Iris, Giffany, Dark Magician Girl and Azura glides and arrives before landing]

Iris: it's a miracle, the baby quadrulpets is here

giffany: that is so cute, that is when soos is a baby

Dark Magician Girl: yes, they are cute

Azura: I agree *Sings a magical ooh note*

[Moe and Joe's family arrives]

Stella: "Hello, Moe and Joe. Will you and your family take a peek at my new baby quadrulpets? They’re quite a talented treat!"

Moe: "Uhhhh...OK."

Joe: "I think Moe is right."

[They glance at the quadruplets]

Lance: "Wow, she’s so adorable!"

Mom: "I can't resist from looking at her cute faces."

PriceYes SheperdNo: "Me neither."

JaegersYes KaijusNo: "I agree."

Moe: (in Scary Voice) "WHAT THE HECK?! THESE BABIES ARE FAT STUPID LITTLE PENGUINS! NAMING KIDS AFTER OBJECTS IS LAZY AS CRAP! I WISH THE WHOLE FAMILY DIED IN A BOAT CRASH!"

Joe: (in Scary Voice) "I AGREE WITH MOE! YOU CALL YOURSELF BIRDS?! YOU LOOK MORE LIKE ALIEN WEASELS WITH SMALL BEAKS FROM VENUS! FREAK EVERYONE RIGHT HERE AT THAT HOSPITAL!"

[We hear the Duh duh duh tune as everyone except Moe and Joe become shocked]

Dad: (in Kidaroo voice while the Hatchlings begin to cry) "WHAT ON EARTH, MOE AND JOE?! HOW COULD YOU INSULT THE HATCHLINGS?! THEY‘RE SUCH WONDERFUL LITTLE BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO STELLA AND HER FRIENDS! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! THAT'S IT! YOU WILL BE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR HUMANITY WHEN WE ALL GO TO OUR HOUSE!"

[The baby triplets continue to cry]

Opal: "You ruined this celebration for all of us! My daughter Sophie was all looking forward to seeing the baby triplets! In fact, Sophie already promised that they will look after the quadruplets! Beside Coral and Octo are looking forward to end the 3rd Cold War! Why would you do that, Moe and Joe?!"

Sophie The Otter: "I am furious!"

Peanut Otter: "I'm mad at you too!"

Jelly Otter: "Me three!"

Baby Butter Otter: "Me four!"

Moe: "So this means no Codename: Kids Next Door - Operation V.I.D.E.O.G.A.M.E for the PS2, right, dad?"

Dad: "That's right, you two retarded boys! No Warner Bros., Turner Broadcasting System, or Cartoon Network shows, movies, video games, and music, no Looney Tunes, no Codename: Kids Next Door, no Dexter's Lab, no Regular Show, no Powerpuff Girls, no Ed Edd n' Eddy, no Animaniacs, no Pacific Rim, no The Lego Movie, no Hanna-Barbera cartoons, no Kids WB Martial Arts Tournaments, no fast food places, no pizza, no candy, no ice cream, no soda, no sugary cereals and further more!!"

Dark Magician Girl: The only things you two will eat are fruits, vegetables, and Japanese food. The only restaurants you two will go to are Japanese restaurants. We will call your teachers on the phone to give you both detentions, extra school work and extra homework every day."

Iris: This means you both will be wearing nappies, playing with baby toys, eating baby food, watching baby shows, preschool, kindergarten, playing educational video games, reading preschool books and many more for babies. You both will pee and poop in your nappies instead of toilets and I will breath fire to your toilet and underwear. You both will receive beatings, belt lashings, kickings and whippings every morning, afternoon, evening and night.

Azura: Don't you both think about making dead meat videos out of Shimajirō and his friends, Iris, Giffany, Dark Magician Girl, or me. There are strictly forbidden by Iris, Giffany, Dark Magician Girl, me, and the Land of Make-Believe!"

Mom: "Let's all go home right now! You two will be in very deep trouble and Mufasa will be extremely mega furious in you two once he hears about this!"

[At Moe and Joe's house]

JaegersYes KaijusNo: "Now apologize to the Angry Birds and especially the Hatchlings and then both of you go to your rooms while we call Roobear on the phone!"

Moe and Joe: (together) "We're sorry."

(However the Angry Birds are still upset and the quadruplet Hatchlings begin to bawl and scream extremely violently louder)

Moe: "Why aren't they listening to us?"

Dad: "Because you stupid idiots screwed up big time! Now go to your rooms right now, you retards while your mother calls Roobear on the phone and after that, you both and your mom will go to a large police station! Plus, no dessert for you both tonight and starting tomorrow, we are going straight to court!"

(Moe and Joe did as they are told and their father got onto his phone)

Matilda: "Don't cry, my poor babies. Stella and her friends will get you a bottle."

[Stella and her friends with bottles one each in their hands, feed the quadruplet Hatchlings with milk]

Matilda: "Thanks for calming your baby brothers and sisters down, Stella and friens. You are great older siblings to calm them.

Stella: "You can count on us."

Mom: (on the phone) "Hello, Roobear! This is Moe and Joe's mom calling!"

[Cut to: The Koala residence]

Roobear: "What is it, lady?"

Mom: (over the phone) "You are not going to like this but, my sons Moe and Joe insulted the quadruplet Hatchlings and not only that, they hired Ratso Catso and Shreeky to carry out a electrical attack on the Lizardani International Airport!"

Roobear: "Ugh! Oh no! I cannot believe this! That is so it! I am bringing my sister Laura and my friends over here to your house! It may be another long trip since we live in Australia, but we'll be there in almost no time at all again while you and your twin sons return from the police station!"

[Cut back to Moe and Joe's living room. Moe and Joe went back downstairs]

Mom: (on the phone) "OK, Roobear. See you soon. Goodbye! Moe and Joe, both of you (in Wiseguy’s voice) get over here, now!"

Joe: "What is it?"

Mom: "Moe and Joe, Roobear and his friends will be here ASAP when we arrive from the police station."

[Cut to: A large Chinese police station]

Female Chinese Police Officer: "Moe and Joe, your behaviors at the hospital today were extremely abysmal and threatening because you both insulted the quadruplet Hatchlings and threatened the Otter Family, yelling at the girls, Angry Birds, and the Otter family, calling them and the Hatchlings bad names, using racial slurs and profanity and end up disrespecting the Pride Lands and the Circle of Life and even worse, [2400% louder as the screen turns red and starts shaking] YOU BOTH HAD HIRED RATSO CATSO AND SHREEKY TO CARRY OUT AN ELECTRICAL ATTACK ON THE LIZARDANIA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT IN HAVANA, IN CUBA, AND END UP SETTING THE WHOLE ENTIRE PRIDE LANDS IN TANZANIA ON FIRE ONCE AGAIN!!!! AND FOR ALL THE BAD, TERRIBLE AND DANGEROUS THINGS YOU BOTH HAD DONE, YOU BOTH ARE COMPLETELY AND PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM EVERYTHING BY WARNER BROS., TURNER BROADCASTING SYSTEM AND CARTOON NETWORK AND FROM GOING TO ANY OF YOUR FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACES OF ANY KIND FOR A EXTREMELY MEGA VERY LONG TIME AND STARTING TOMORROW, YOU TWO AND YOUR PARENTS WILL BE GOING TO SUPREME COURT OF JAPAN AND IF YOU TWO ARE FOUND GUILTY FOR WHAT YOU TWO HAD DONE TODAY, YOU TWO WILL BE SENT TO THE CELL IN THE BARON'S FORTRESS IN HAVEN CITY AGAIN, BT THIS TIME FOR 40 YEARS!!!!"
 * [The screen stops shaking and returns to normal as Moe and Joe and their mom leave the Chinese police station.]
 * Moe and Joe's Mom: [1400% louder] WE'RE GOING BACK HOME RIGHT NOW!!!! AND THE VISITORS WILL PUNISH YOU TWO WHEN WE GET BACK HOME FROM THE POLICE STATION!!!

Part 2: Visitors Punish Moe and Joe/Concussion Time For Moe and Joe
Dorothy The Cat: I am Dorothy The Cat, I am very upset in your actions! And I can’t believe Pedro and Edo revived both of you a week ago!

YankieDude5000: 1st punishment, I will change both of your voices to Kendra and Princess!

[YankieDude5000 changed Moe an Joe’s voices to Kendra and Princess]

Moe: (Kendra Voice) OH NO NO NO NO NO! My Voice is Kendra!

Joe: (Princess Voice) We both don’t wanna speak like girls, please change it back to our normal voices!

YankieDude5000: I don’t care!

Shimajiro: 2nd punishment, spankings!

[Shimajiro spanked both Moe and Joe, But the action is censored]

Moe and Joe: OUCH (X10)

Jazz The Cat’s Husband: 3rd punishment, double belt lashings!

[Jazz’s husband lashes Moe and Joe with his belt two times, the action is censored]

Moe and Joe: OW (X20)! WE’RE IN PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

Allie: 4th punishment, I and Hana Shimano will pee on both of you, one each!

Hana: You’re on, Sid’s youngest sister!

[Sid The Kid’s youngest sister, Allie pees on Moe while Shimajiro’s sister Hana pees on Joe, the actions are blocked and censored]

Moe and Joe: NO! (X20) THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!

Hana: We don’t care!

Stella The Poodle: 5th punishment, time to watch An American Tail!

[Stella put on An American Tale, forcing Moe and Joe to watch it]

[Later after the movie]

Moe: This is the worst days of our life!

Joe: I agree it Moe!

LuLu The Bunny: 6th punishment, time to watch Zootopia!

[LuLu put on Zootopia, forcing Moe and Joe to watch it]

Moe: This is the crappiest 3D Disney Movie ever!

Joe: I agree with Moe!

Nyakki Momoyama: 7th punishment, time to watch 12 episodes of Mickey Shorts!

[Nyakki forced Moe and Joe to watch Mickey Shorts]

[About an hour later]

Moe: This is the most stupid Disney short show ever!

Joe: I agree with Moe!

Mimirin Midorihara: 8th punishment, I will kick both of your butts!

[Mimirin started kicking Moe and Joe’s butts, but the action is censored]

Moe and Joe: OUCH(X50)!

Turtleneck: 9th punishment, Shimajiro, his friends, his family and their allies will donate all your stuff to charity, take away all of your Pepsi sodas and smash all of your Captain Crunch cereals!

[Cut to: Moe and Joe’s Room. Shimajiro, His friends, his family and their allies, at first, pack up all of Moe and Joe’s stuff, then take away all of Moe and Joe’s Pepsi sodas, and At last, smash Moe and Joe’s Captain Crunch cereal boxes]

Wizard Lizard: There, now that should take care of it once and for all! These packages contain all of your Warner Bros, TBS and Cartoon Network stuff that will be ready to be sent to charity stores at Tokyo in Japan! Also, your Pepsi sodas are taken away and your boxes of Captain Crunch cereal are smashed!

Moe: (Larry’s noooo soundclip) (Back to Kendra Voice) Now you ruined our memories!

Joe: I agree with Moe!

Wizard Lizard: I don’t care!

Charlie The Parrot: 10th punishment, time to put a nappy on you two!

Moe and Joe: NO(X40)! WE’RE TOO OLD FOR THIS!

Charlie The Parrot: I don’t care!

[Charlie puts the diapers on Moe and Joe, the action is censored]

Charlie The Parrot: There, now go pee pees and poo poos on your nappies instead of the toilet! Soon, your toilet and underwear will be sold!

Sarah West: 11th punishment, time to watch the 1985 Care Bears Movie!

[Sarah West put on The Care Bears Movie, forcing Moe and Joe to watch it!

[About 2 hours later]

Moe: This is the worst movie ever!

Joe: I agree with Moe!

Matilda: 12th punishment, we’ll sing Five Little Monkeys Song By Rhymecast!

Moe and Joe: No! Not that stupid nursery rhyme!

Red: I don’t care! Take it Matilda!

[Angry Birds start singing the Rhymecast 5 Little Monkeys song, then later on...]

Moe: That is the worst nursery rhyme ever!

Joe: I agree with Moe!

Dorothy The Cat: The Last punishment is that I arranged for 6 Tiny Castle creatures who are Garden Nymph, Centaur, Griffon, Phoenix, Cyno and Mermaid, to beat you up!