The Rockland Family Episode 4: Joey fails to babysit Mitama and Ophelia/Busted

Cast

 * Joey as himself
 * Steven as himself and Tom Sawyer
 * Allison as herself
 * Kimberly as Hongmao and Tina
 * Eric as Gfourtx
 * Julie as Elephant012

Transcript

 * Joey: Man! This largest Nintendo store is completely lame! I know, I'll plant a extremely maximum powerful highly explosive gigantic mega bomb to destroy the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall! Ha! (X30)
 * [Joey Rockland planted the extremely maximum powerful highly explosive gigantic mega bomb and she ran off to safety as Elephant012 walked in and noticed the bomb Joey Rockland had planted]
 * Elephant012: Oh no! A bomb! I gotta run!
 * [Elephant012 ran for her life as the extremely maximum powerful highly explosive gigantic mega bombs Joey Rockland planted detonated and exploded at full maximum omega power, killing over 200 quadrillion innocent people, destroying whole entire families and completely destroying the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall as the dying for pie explosion sound effects and the WTF Boom sound effects are heard extremely mega loudly as Joey Rockland also unleashes over 100,000,000 gigantic crates full of highly maximum power explosive omega bombs to fall on all over GoAnimate City and they detonate at full maximum power, killing over 600 quadrillion people, destroying whole entire families and over thousands of buildings and injuring over 900 million people and causing massive and gigantic amount of damage as centillions of American civilians panicked and ran for their lives as Joey Rockland opened fire on them with his high maximum powered quadruple shot minigun equipped with highly explosive and flammable heat seaking instakill bullets, highly powerful flamethrowers and heat seeking rocket launchers, killing quadrillions of more civilians and destroying 20,000,000 buildings and cars and opening fire on millions of helicopters and Airbus A380 planes, shooting them down and causing them to crash and explode into buildings that starts killing everyone on board them causing massive amounts of blood to be splattered and spilt.]
 * ("Later.")
 * [Cut to: Joey Rockland and his father Steven in the living room, watching TV.]
 * Steven: Let's watch the news!
 * [There is the news.]
 * Hongmao: We are entering this program with some breaking news flash! A series of deadliest 9/11 sized terrorist attacks and rampages have struck GoAnimate City. 999 quadrillion people died and 990 quadrillion people were injured. We will have some interviews with the eyewitnesses!
 * Tom Sawyer: My friends and I were having lunch at Burger King at the food court and suddenly the bombs went off! Thank God, we didn't get hurt! My friends and I heard screaming, panicking and crying from families! I was so scared for my life and friends' lives! We know who did this! It was Joey Rockland! He's the one who planted the bomb into the GoAnimate City Omega Mall and exploded it after 10 minutes and carried out a massive series of deadliest 9/11 sized terrorist attacks and rampages all over GoAnimate City. We have to run as fast as we could!
 * Elephant012: I was walking into the Nintendo store to look at some Fire Emblem merchandise and suddenly, I saw Joey Rockland walking into the Disney store planning to bomb the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall and cause a 9/11 sized rampage! I have to run as fast as I can! And Joey Rockland, if you are watching this, you have severely injured several of Japanese high school students from the Pride Lands in Tanzania and now you're gonna have to pay all of the hospital bills! I hate you, Joey Rockland!
 * Lanmao: Now we have Gfourtx. He thinks Joey Rockland has something to do with this.
 * Gfourtx: Well, I was going to the FUNimation store to look at some FUNimation VHS, DVDs and Blu-rays, Dragon Ball Z, Attack on Titan and One Piece toys, t-shirts, bed sheets, stickers, lunch boxes, and Dragon Ball Z backpacks and suddenly, I heard Joey Rockland walking outside a Nintendo store Elephant012 was going to planning to bomb the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall! I was so extremely scared for my life! I saw over 990 quadrillion people having oxygen masks hooked onto their faces and being put onto spinal boards for a long time, and about 999 quadrillion people died and whole entire families have been completely wiped out! And it's all your fault Joey Rockland! If you are watching this, you and your family will have to be paying a bill to repair the whole entire GoAnimate City Omega Mall with the worth of $998 quadrillion!!
 * Steven: [off-screen 980% louder] What?! That will take forever to get all of that money!! Oh!! (X30) Steven, you're in so much trouble now!
 * Gfourtx: You will also receive a restraining order from a police officer any minute now!
 * Male Japanese Police Officer: This is Corporal Hiroshi Akiyama of the GoAnimate City Police Department! I'm here to inform Joey Rockland that he needs to pay every hospital bill on those people! Into the parents of Joey Rockland, you'll be paying $10,000 for each person's hospital bill, including $998 quadrillion to repair the whole GoAnimate City Omega Mall and me and the U.S. Government and Principal Donald Trump are slamming you and your wife Allison with a $999 quadrillion fine, suing you for $999 quadrillion for raising your son extremely poorly and placing extremely mega hyper strongest sanctions on you and your family for what your son Joey has done!!
 * Steven: [off-screen 1800% louder] OH! (X40) JOEY, WE CANNOT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO PAY $10,000 FOR EACH PERSON'S HOSPITAL BILL AND WE CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVE TO PAY THAT MASSIVE FINE AND SUED FOR $999 QUADRILLION FOR RAISING YOU POORLY AND HAVING EXTREMELY MEGA HYPER STRONGEST SANCTIONS PLACED ON US!! YOU'RE IN F***ING DEEP TROUBLE RIGHT NOW JOEY, YOU MOTHERF***ER!!
 * Male Japanese Police Officer: This is all your fault, Joey Rockland!! You're the one who bombed the GoAnimate City Omega Mall!! And to Allison and Steven Rockland, if you don't pay all these hospital bills by the 30th anniversary of The Lion King on June 15th, 2024, your son Joey will be sent to maximum military security prison and you'll be getting a restraining order from the GoAnimate City Omega Mall once after it repairs! If you go 1,000 feet near the GoAnimate City Omega Mall, your son will be sent to maximum military security prison! You should ground your son, Joey and send him to Mental People's Home in Madison, Wisconsin because this is the worst act of terrorism he has ever done! This is even 100 trillion times worse than the 9/11 attacks and he is far worse as his brother Alan!! That's all I have to say!! So goodbye forever and never come back!!!
 * Steven: [off-screen 4500%] JOEY, YOU'RE IN F***ING DEEP S*** NOW!!!
 * Lantu: We will be right back with some interviews with the families after this 5 minute commercial break.
 * [Joey Rockland began crying as his dad began violently screaming, shouting and yelling at him extremely mega loudly as the screen turned red and started shaking after watching the news.]
 * Steven: [In Wiseguy's voice 5000% louder] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY F***ING, F***ING, F***ING, F***ING GOD!!!! JOEY ROCKLAND, WHAT THE F***ING BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED AND F***ING HIGH YOU F***ING B**** A** BASTARD?!!!!!! HOW F***ING DARE YOU F***ING BOMB THE GOANIMATE CITY OMEGA MALL, THE GOANIMATE OMEGA CINEMAS AND THE GOANIMATE OMEGA HIGH SCHOOL AND WENT ON A DEADLIEST 9/11 SIZED RAMPAGE ALL OVER GOANIMATE CITY, KILLING ABOUT 999 QUADRILLION PEOPLE, COMPLETELY DESTROYING WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILIES AND NEARLY DESTROYED THE ENTIRE CITY AND I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE BEING SLAMMED WITH A $999 FINE AND SUED FOR $999 QUADRILLION FOR RAISING YOU EXTREMELY POORLY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT DOES IT!!!! MISS, COME OVER HERE AND SEE WHAT OUR EXTREMELY F***ING RETARDED SON DID!!!!!
 * [The screen stopped shaking and returned to normal as Allison Rockland came in very quickly and is extremely mega furious at Joey. This is the last straw for Steven and Allison Rockland.]
 * Allison: [5000% louder] JOEY ROCKLAND, WHAT THE F***ING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!!! ARE YOU F***ING RETARDED AND F***ING HIGH?!! OH MY F***ING GOD!!! YOU F***ING BOMBED THE GOANIMATE CITY OMEGA MALL, THE GOANIMATE OMEGA CINEMAS AND THE GOANIMATE OMEGA HIGH SCHOOL AND WENT ON A DEADLIEST 9/11 SIZED RAMPAGE ALL OVER GOANIMATE CITY, KILLING ABOUT 999 QUADRILLION PEOPLE, COMPLETELY DESTROYING WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILIES AND NEARLY DESTROYED THE ENTIRE CITY!!! THAT DOES IT!! WE F***ING HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND WE CAN'T F***ING STAND YOU ANY F***ING LONGER!!!! YOU ARE SO F***ING GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED, GROUNDED FOREVER PERMANENTLY!!! THIS MEANS YOU WILL BE PERMANENTLY SENT TO MENTAL PEOPLE'S HOME!!!!!
 * Joey: No!! (X50) I hate Mental People's Home! Please don't send me to the Mental People's Home!
 * Allison: [5000% louder] TOO F***ING BAD!!! WE WILL F***ING SEND YOU TO THE MENTAL PEOPLE'S HOME ANYWAY!! BEFORE THAT WE WILL THROW THE SENT AWAY PARTY!!! I WILL TAKE YOUR LAPTOP AWAY! I WILL SEND THIS TO THE CHARITY!! WE WILL TAKE YOUR LAPTOP AWAY!!! WE WILL SEND THIS TO THE CHARITY AFTER WE RESET IT TO FACTORY DEFAULTS TO PERMANENTLY DELETE ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTS, DATA AND PROFILES TO MAKE IT BRAND NEW AGAIN!!!!
 * [Cut to: The backyard. Steven Rockland is sitting on Joey Rockland.]
 * Alisson: The sent away party will now begin shortly! Your father sits on you while I start the music and let the people dance!
 * [Alisson Rockland putted on Hip Hop and began dancing as Steven Rockland sits on Alan Rockland. Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Toni Toponi, Olivia Flaversham, Igor the Mii, Shauna, Sophie the Otter, Peanut Otter, Butter Otter, Jelly Otter, Ham Otter, Egg Otter, Cheese Otter, Patty Rabbit, Bobby Bear, Roobear Koala, Laura Koala, Betty Koala, Floppy Rabbit, Mimi Rabbit, Jimmy Neutron, Timmy Turner, Elephant012, the Save-Ums, Destiny Nazario, YankieDude5000, yungdeez100 and Sarah West appeared happily to join the sent away party and began dancing for 5 minutes. Allison turns off the music and everyone stopped dancing and all of the guests happily headed home.]
 * Allison: Now Joey, Tina, Diesel, the Japanese Elite Ops, the Taiwanese Elite Ops and the South Korean Elite Ops have arrived to permanently take you away after they had watched the news of the deadliest terrorist attacks you had committed today!
 * Tina: We're here to collect Joey Rockland! We will go inside and pack all of your Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Battlefield, Counterstrike, Rayman, Watchdogs, Grand Theft Auto, FUNimation, Star Wars, SpongeBob SqaurePants, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Chalkzone, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Rocket Power, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera and Powerpuff Girls stuff up and send to London, United Kingdom and will destroy all of your other stuffs as well!
 * Steven: Tina and the Japanese Elite Ops, Taiwanese Elite Ops, South Korean Elite Ops and your mother are going to pack all of your Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Battlefield, Counterstrike, Rayman, Watchdogs, Grand Theft Auto, FUNimation, Star Wars, SpongeBob SqaurePants, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Chalkzone, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Rocket Power, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera and Powerpuff Girls stuff amd destroy all of your other stuffs for you! Before you go to Mental People's Home, I will put a nappy on you!
 * Joey: You better not put a god damn nappy on me! I'm too old to wear one of this piece of junk!
 * Steven: Sorry Joey Rockland, but this is for bombing to GoAnimate City Omega Mall, unleashing over 100 million largest and gigantic crates and boxes full highly maximum power explosive omega bombs all over GoAnimate city and going on a massive series of deadliest, bloodiest and goriest 9/11 sized terrorist attacks with the use of miniguns equipped with heat seeking highly explosive and flammable bullets, heat seeking rocket launchers, highly maximum powerful flamethrowers and highly powerful grenade launchers, killing 999 quadrillion people and nearly destroyed all of GoAnimate City and getting our whole family permanently banned from going anywhere out in public ever again, slammed with a $999 quadrillion fine, sued for $999 quadrillion for raising you very poorly and extremely mega strongest sanctions placed on us!!
 * [Steven Rockland puts a nappy on Joey Rockland as the action is censored.]
 * Joey: [2000%] NO!! (X54)
 * Steven: [800% louder] There! Now your nappy is on and you'll stay wearing nappies for the rest of the life!
 * Allison: Now all of your Call of Duty, Medal of Honor, Battlefield, Counterstrike, Rayman, Watchdogs, Grand Theft Auto, FUNimation, Star Wars, SpongeBob SqaurePants, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Chalkzone, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Rocket Power, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera and Powerpuff Girls stuff are in the van and in the Japanese Elite Ops trucks, South Korean Elite Ops trucks and Taiwanese Elite Ops trucks! They will bring all of your all of Duty, Medal of Honor, Battlefield, Counterstrike, Rayman, Watchdogs, Grand Theft Auto, FUNimation, Star Wars, SpongeBob SqaurePants, The Fairly OddParents, Jimmy Neutron, Chalkzone, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Rocket Power, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera and Powerpuff Girls stuff to the airport for the flight to London for the charity shop! Go now and don't come back ever because your father and I are getting a divorce permanently and we will never see you ever again because you are no son of ours!
 * Tina: Come with us, Joey Rockland! You will go to Madison, Wisconsin and when Christmas comes, you will be sent to North Korea! These packages will be going to Hillington, London! Joey Rockland, if you go to London, you'll get executed!
 * [Joey Rockland walked away with Tina and the the Japanese Elite Ops, the Taiwanese Elite Ops and the South Korean Elite Ops as they permanently took him away to Mental People's Home in Madison, Wisconsin for good.]
 * Joey: Wa! (X40)