Warren Sings 5 Disney Songs

Transcript
The seaweed is always greener
 * Warren Cook: I’m going to sing Under the Sea from The Little Mermaid.
 * sings Under the Sea

In somebody else's lake You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake

Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor

Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea Oh, I come from a land, from a faraway place
 * Alan: Warren! How dare you sing Under the Sea from the Little Mermaid? You know the song is made by Disney! Four more songs made by Disney, you’ll be grounded for Tyranity!
 * Alan walks away
 * Warren: I’m going to sing Arabian Nights from Aladdin.
 * Sings Arabian Nights

Where the caravan camels roam

Where it's flat and immense

And the heat is intense

It's barbaric, but hey, it's home

When the wind's from the east and the sun's from the west

And the sand in the glass is right

Come on down stop on by

Hop a carpet and fly

To another Arabian night

Arabian nights, like Arabian days

More often than not

Are hotter than hot

In a lot of good ways

Arabian nights, 'neath Arabian moons

A fool off his guard

Could fall and fall hard

Out there on the dunes. Who does she think she is?
 * Alan: Warren! How dare you sing Arabian Nights from Aladdin? You know the song is made by Disney. If you sing three more songs made by Disney, you’ll be grounded for tyranity!
 * Alan walks away again.
 * Warren: I’m going to sing Gaston from Beauty and the Beast
 * Sings Gaston

That girl has tangled with the wrong man!

No one says "no" to Gaston!

Huh! Darn right.

Dismissed! Rejected!

Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.

More beer?

What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.

Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston It Doesn’t Matter, no doubt
 * Alan: Warren! How dare you sing Gaston from Beauty and the Beast? You know the song is made by Disney. Two more songs made by Disney, you’ll be grounded for tyranity!
 * Alan walks away for the third time
 * Warren: I’m going to sing Living in the Life by Mickey Mouse
 * Sings Living in a Life

I'm just livin' to keep it real

And I won't give up the bout

Cause, I just only have a heart of steel

I don't know why, I can't leave though it might be tough

But I ain't out of control, just livin' in my day

Don't ask me why, I don't need it enough

I got my way, my own way

It doesn't matter now what happens I will never give up the fight

There is no way I will run away from all of my frights

Long as the voice inside me says go, I will always keep on running

There is no way to stop me from going to the very top

It doesn't matter cause I’m Livin in the Life Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
 * Alan: Warren! How dare you sing Livin in a Life by Mickey Mouse? You know the song is made by Disney. One more song made by Disney, you! Are! Soooooooooooooooooooo grounded!
 * Alan walks away for the fourth time
 * Warren: I’m going to sing Heigh ho from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
 * sings Heigh Ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho Heigh-ho, heigh-ho Heigh-ho, heigh-ho Heigh-ho hum

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's home from work we go

Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho
 * Alan appears
 * Warren: Oh fuck!
 * Alan: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh o! Warren Cook! How dare you sing Heigh Ho from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? You know the song is made by Disney. And you just sang 5 songs made by Disney! That’s it! You’re grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for tyranity! Now go to bed!
 * Warren cries