Lawson Gets a Flu Shot

At the lounge, Lawson was getting frightened, as his parents were glaring.

Lawson: No dad! I am not getting my flu shot!

Lawson's dad: Yes you will Erwin! Do you want to get sick? Let's go right now!

Lawson and his parents went out of the house and they got into the car.

Lawson's dad drove off on the way to the doctor's surgery. Then Lawson and his parents got out of the car and they entered the surgery. They sat in the waiting room, and Buster and his parents also sat with them.

Buster: No mum and dad! I don't want a flu shot! Please let me stay home and play on my Playstation 3! Please! No!

Buster's mum: Too bad! Buster, you are getting a flu shot whenever you like it or not.

Buster's dad: When we get home, you will go to your room, and you will do nothing until the pain goes away.

Lawson's dad: Erwin! It's time to get your flu shot! Your name has been called!

Then Lawson and his parents went into the doctor's room, and the doctor was asking Lawson's parents, as Lawson's dad was glaring.

Doctor: Now who will be getting the flu shot?

Lawson's mum: Erwin will!

Then Lawson sat on a bed.

Doctor: Okay, little boy!

Lawson was offended and swore at her, much to her horror.

Lawson: F*** you! I am a big guy! I am not little, you son of a b****! Don't you dare threaten me like that!

Lawson's mum was glaring and the doctor was indignant.

Doctor: Hey! Don't talk to me like that! And don't cuss at me like that! Anyways, come here to get your flu shot, it will hurt really bad, but don't listen to it. The pain only lasts for a few minutes.

Lawson got very annoyed, and Lawson's parents and the doctor were shocked.

Lawson: No! I am not getting my flu shot! It hurts so baWd! I really hate pain! And if you do, I will stick that needle all up you!

Lawson's parents and the doctor were annoyed.

Doctor: Hey! You do not talk to adults like that! If you keep that attitude up, I will do a blood draw in your eyes! Now come here right now!

Lawson lost his temper, much to the horror of the doctor and Lawson's parents.

Lawson: (Shouty's voice) No! That's it! I will give you the shot instead so you know how the pain feels!

Lawson snatched a needle from the doctor, and he started to aim the needle at the doctor.

Doctor: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Lawson punched the needle in the doctor's breasts, and blood came out of the doctor's breats. The doctor fell to the floor.

Doctor: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! He punched it in my breasts! Oooooooooooooooh! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bleh! I just puked out blood and it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Just then the other doctor came, and she was horrified.

Doctor 2: Oh my gosh! I need to bring you to the trauma centre immediately!